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People like you because you've got integrity. Even when you're being an ass. — Neal Shusterman

Since your ass is my ass, I protect that ass — Kristen Ashley

If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass! — Hidekaz Himaruya

I love the John Glenn model ... I may call NASA in 25 years or so, and see if they'd like to send me to Mars. — Sally Ride

Methought I was enamour'd of an ass. — William Shakespeare

I don't give a chicken's sorry ass who taught you. I just want to play. — Beth Hoffman

You think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older. — Charles Barkley

You mean, you didn't see the woman you're ass-over-priestly-teakettle in love with? — Alyssa Day

A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out. — E. M. Forster

I fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass. — Adrien Broner

It was a good day: I didn't vomit any blood and my ass is not hurting anymore. — Henry Martin

I promise you, when I'm done, your ass will be sore, but others will be dead." "You're not being literal, are you?" "Yes, your ass will be sore." I — Aleatha Romig

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. — Jim Gaffigan

Is it the boiler room? Is this the part where we both fall asleep and Freddy comes after us? 'Cause I could so kick his ass. — Julie Halpern

Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars. — Hal Needham

Crew up, Nailer!" Lucky Girl shouted. "You think I'm going to pull your ass up here like a damn swank? — Paolo Bacigalupi

I am so tired of begging your sorry ass, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy — Lucian Bane

Underneath the forms of fiction and poetry, you can bet your ass the ground comes from someone's actual life experience. — Lidia Yuknavitch

Fitger behaves like more of an ass than he actually is. — Julie Schumacher

The man might have become a Power, but he preferred to remain an Ass. — H. P. Blavatsky

Slap my ass and call me a tramp. You're responsible for this? — Tiffany King

Don't let a kick in the ass stop you. It's how you cope that says what you are. — George Cukor

Be loud, be pretty and keep their black-hatin' asses in their chairs — Muhammad Ali

You're such an ass, Chase. Why can't you just leave him alone?"
"Because he's with my entire world. — Molly McAdams

They cut the umbilical cord, give you a slap on the ass, and presto! you're out in the world, adrift, a ship without a rudder. — Henry Miller

Over the years, I have been fortunate to get to play a lot of really kick-ass girls. — Summer Glau

Darling, you can nail my ass anytime, he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table. — Charlaine Harris

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable. — Bo Burnham

In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it. — Erwin Rommel

I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it. — Michael J. Fox

I'm not going near anything that's going in the crack of his ass! — Mina Carter

Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there. — M.F. Moonzajer

Ask yourself this question, will this matter a year from now? — Richard Carlson

Chyna's dumb ass messed up by trying to run Blaize over. How could she be so stupid to think that no one would see the plates? — Myiesha

Swag?" "Scientific wild ass guess. — Michael Connelly

The last thing that the blues needs is another smart-ass white boy with an attitude. — Brownie McGhee

Matt is suddenly enveloped by an actress. She's doting on him and wearing the skimpiest dress to flash her toned muscles and perky ass and breasts. — Katy Evans

If you don't get her out of my damn face, I'm going to put my foot so far up her ass she'll taste my shoe polish for weeks." "I — Reana Malori

Talk to Bob Arum, cos he's my man. Don King kiss my ass! — James Toney

Let me assure you, you are an ass in the best sense of the word. You don't take shit from people. — Dani Alexander

Is a frog's ass watertight? — Darynda Jones

I'd rather walk a mile with a cucumber up my ass than fuck you. — Keri Lake

I marvel at the fact you've lived to your age and no one's taken those rose-colored glasses and shoved them up your ass. (Aiden) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Take a seat," I said. "I'm about to go all Nicolas Sparks on your ass. — Karina Halle

Woo-hoo, everyone elses lives sucked ass too. It didn't really make Arias problems any easier. — Sara Shepard

Bring it on, fur-ass! — Charlaine Harris

As far as I can tell, the biggest side effect of a gluten sensitivity is that you actually become the number one symptom: a huge pain in the ass. — Celia Rivenbark

I remembered once thinking how much it said about a man whether he liked to fuck a woman in the pussy or in the ass. — Skye Warren

Convinced that in trying to please all, he had pleased none, and had lost his ass into the bargain. — Aesop

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you — Bill Maher

The cankered passion of envy is nothing akin to the silly envy of the ass.L'Estrange,Fab.xxxviii. — Samuel Johnson

Get your ass in the air, Caroline. I'm about to give you exactly what the fuck you need. — Anonymous

I've never needed lubricant unless I'm getting it in the ass. — C.D. Reiss

Curiosity killed the cat, you know, but satisfaction brought him back snap-ass happy. — Stephen King

Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans. — Karina Halle

If moms aren't entertaining, they're pains in the ass. And you can quote me on this. — Harriet Showman

There's something in this starlight that loosens one's tongue. I'm an ass, and yet somehow I would like to tell you. — H.G.Wells

The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery. — Rachel Vincent

[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips. — Dolly Parton

I'm a bad ass. A bad ass who bakes when he's depressed. — Myra McEntire

You're such an ass. Has ... anyone ever told you that?"
He flashed a genuinely amused smile. "Oh, Kitten, every single day of my blessed life. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

If by it, you mean that big ass vein in the middle of your forehead, then yeah. It moved all right and it's still pulsing. — Kimberly Spencer

Getting up at the ass-crack of dawn — Abbi Glines

I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly zone. Do not enter. No parking. — Dani Alexander

I hate behind the scenes ass muthafuckas. — Kedy B.

This country hates professors. It likes Toby Keith - 'I'm gonna put a boot in their ass.' If you don't do that, somehow you can't be strong. — Bill Maher

Triple T, K A.... time to totally kick ass. — Marlon Wayans

I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse. — Suzanne Johnson

You must learn how to become a deeply disciplined half-ass. — Elizabeth Gilbert

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain

hands spread my ass cheeks while another vibrator was rammed up me. "Fuck! — Amelia LeFay

It's everything for me. Without figure skating, I am nothing. — Evgeni Plushenko

The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are! — H.L. Mencken

Unless I missed my guess, it was time for Fiera to go kick some ubervillian ass.
Goody. — Jennifer Estep

But cow well you ass therefore my bird — Colleen Hoover

Assume makes an ass out of you and me - p.239 — David Leavitt

Now let's go kick some supernatural ass. — J.L. Bryan

Looks like it's game time," Shame said. "Beautiful day for some ass kicking, don't you think? — Devon Monk

You've had a stick shoved so high up your ass all night, I'm surprised you can't taste it. — Penny Reid

Not even an advancing All Blacks haka could have dragged him away from the swing of her ass — Amy Andrews

I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face. — Leonard Cohen

I am simply submerged in work from five in the morning to eleven at night; almost need a few days off to escape a breakdown! — Richard Neutra

Marcus stepped behind the bar, saying, "Dan sent me over to assist you and learn how to tend the bar."
Doms could be pain-in-the-ass mother hens. — Cherise Sinclair

What the hell was that supposed to mean anyway? I'm yours. My what? My slave, my guardian angel, my own personal pain in the ass? — Amanda Bonilla

She was forced to face how cold and unlike her fantasy her own marriage was? Or did she suddenly just get tired of living this long-ass life? Joella — Dennis Lehane

Weightless is a great equalizer. — Sally Ride

M is for Marx
And clashing of classes
And movement of masses
And massing of asses. — Cyril Connolly

On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours. — X.J. Kennedy

A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A reporter should know the difference. — Fred Reed

That girl seemed awful nice. If that bastard did anything to her, I've got a crowbar in my trunk that'll fit might fine up that moron's ass. — Vonnie Davis

You're staring at my ass."
"Yes, I am." It's what he did in the mornings, when she woke up and spent the first hour lying around in bed. — Tara Janzen

Sang's ass was not so much an ass but a continuation of leg and bone, covered by pockets because society demanded it be covered by pockets. — Sloane Crosley

Thanks for outing me. (Alix)
Anytime, cupcake. Now I'm taking my psychic ass to bed. That door spanked me. (Nero) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass! — Dwayne Johnson

You're like, a kick ass ninja of niceness. — H.M. Ward

Yeah, well you're not bad-looking, but you've got that stick up your ass and I always top. It'd get crowded, trust me. Now — Amy Lane

So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps. — Doug Stanhope

The Backstreet Boys can sing their asses off. I'm not so sure about those other boy bands. But Backstreet Boys have my ultimate respect. — Elton John

The last thing I needed was a nymph with sunshine coming out of her ass tagging along with me. — Jaye Wells

And no offense, but it does smell like a squirrel crawled up your ass and died there. — James S.A. Corey