Ass Quotes
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Ass Quotes & Sayings
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Since your ass is my ass, I protect that ass
— Kristen Ashley
If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass!
— Hidekaz Himaruya
I love the John Glenn model ... I may call NASA in 25 years or so, and see if they'd like to send me to Mars.
— Sally Ride
Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.
— William Shakespeare
You think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.
— Charles Barkley
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.
— E. M. Forster
I fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass.
— Adrien Broner
Is it the boiler room? Is this the part where we both fall asleep and Freddy comes after us? 'Cause I could so kick his ass.
— Julie Halpern
Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars.
— Hal Needham
Crew up, Nailer!" Lucky Girl shouted. "You think I'm going to pull your ass up here like a damn swank?
— Paolo Bacigalupi
I am so tired of begging your sorry ass, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy
— Lucian Bane
Underneath the forms of fiction and poetry, you can bet your ass the ground comes from someone's actual life experience.
— Lidia Yuknavitch
Fitger behaves like more of an ass than he actually is.
— Julie Schumacher
The man might have become a Power, but he preferred to remain an Ass.
— H. P. Blavatsky
You're such an ass, Chase. Why can't you just leave him alone?""Because he's with my entire world. — Molly McAdams
They cut the umbilical cord, give you a slap on the ass, and presto! you're out in the world, adrift, a ship without a rudder.
— Henry Miller
Darling, you can nail my ass anytime, he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table.
— Charlaine Harris
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
— Bo Burnham
In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it.
— Erwin Rommel
I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it.
— Michael J. Fox
Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Ask yourself this question, will this matter a year from now?
— Richard Carlson
Swag?" "Scientific wild ass guess.
— Michael Connelly
The last thing that the blues needs is another smart-ass white boy with an attitude.
— Brownie McGhee
If you don't get her out of my damn face, I'm going to put my foot so far up her ass she'll taste my shoe polish for weeks." "I
— Reana Malori
Talk to Bob Arum, cos he's my man. Don King kiss my ass!
— James Toney
Let me assure you, you are an ass in the best sense of the word. You don't take shit from people.
— Dani Alexander
Is a frog's ass watertight?
— Darynda Jones
I marvel at the fact you've lived to your age and no one's taken those rose-colored glasses and shoved them up your ass. (Aiden)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Woo-hoo, everyone elses lives sucked ass too. It didn't really make Arias problems any easier.
— Sara Shepard
Bring it on, fur-ass!
— Charlaine Harris
As far as I can tell, the biggest side effect of a gluten sensitivity is that you actually become the number one symptom: a huge pain in the ass.
— Celia Rivenbark
I remembered once thinking how much it said about a man whether he liked to fuck a woman in the pussy or in the ass.
— Skye Warren
Convinced that in trying to please all, he had pleased none, and had lost his ass into the bargain.
— Aesop
The cankered passion of envy is nothing akin to the silly envy of the ass.L'Estrange,Fab.xxxviii.
— Samuel Johnson
Get your ass in the air, Caroline. I'm about to give you exactly what the fuck you need.
— Anonymous
Curiosity killed the cat, you know, but satisfaction brought him back snap-ass happy.
— Stephen King
Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans.
— Karina Halle
If moms aren't entertaining, they're pains in the ass. And you can quote me on this.
— Harriet Showman
The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.
— Rachel Vincent
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I'm a bad ass. A bad ass who bakes when he's depressed.
— Myra McEntire
You're such an ass. Has ... anyone ever told you that?"He flashed a genuinely amused smile. "Oh, Kitten, every single day of my blessed life. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
If by it, you mean that big ass vein in the middle of your forehead, then yeah. It moved all right and it's still pulsing.
— Kimberly Spencer
Getting up at the ass-crack of dawn
— Abbi Glines
I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly zone. Do not enter. No parking.
— Dani Alexander
Triple T, K A.... time to totally kick ass.
— Marlon Wayans
You must learn how to become a deeply disciplined half-ass.
— Elizabeth Gilbert
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
— Kurt Cobain
It's everything for me. Without figure skating, I am nothing.
— Evgeni Plushenko
The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are!
— H.L. Mencken
Unless I missed my guess, it was time for Fiera to go kick some ubervillian ass. Goody. — Jennifer Estep
But cow well you ass therefore my bird
— Colleen Hoover
Assume makes an ass out of you and me - p.239
— David Leavitt
Now let's go kick some supernatural ass.
— J.L. Bryan
Looks like it's game time," Shame said. "Beautiful day for some ass kicking, don't you think?
— Devon Monk
You've had a stick shoved so high up your ass all night, I'm surprised you can't taste it.
— Penny Reid
Not even an advancing All Blacks haka could have dragged him away from the swing of her ass
— Amy Andrews
I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face.
— Leonard Cohen
I am simply submerged in work from five in the morning to eleven at night; almost need a few days off to escape a breakdown!
— Richard Neutra
Marcus stepped behind the bar, saying, "Dan sent me over to assist you and learn how to tend the bar." Doms could be pain-in-the-ass mother hens. — Cherise Sinclair
What the hell was that supposed to mean anyway? I'm yours. My what? My slave, my guardian angel, my own personal pain in the ass?
— Amanda Bonilla
Weightless is a great equalizer.
— Sally Ride
On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours.
— X.J. Kennedy
A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A reporter should know the difference.
— Fred Reed
Sang's ass was not so much an ass but a continuation of leg and bone, covered by pockets because society demanded it be covered by pockets.
— Sloane Crosley
Thanks for outing me. (Alix)Anytime, cupcake. Now I'm taking my psychic ass to bed. That door spanked me. (Nero) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!
— Dwayne Johnson
You're like, a kick ass ninja of niceness.
— H.M. Ward
So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.
— Doug Stanhope
