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From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. — Immanuel Kant

And his kiss wasn't at all like his smile. It wasn't crooked or one-sided. It was quite simply ... perfect. — Rachel Hawthorne

In a crooked mind even the right thing gets crooked. — Arsenie Boca

The conversation ran as fluidly as the tea out of the samovar's crooked nose. — Ella Leya

Taking my drink, I moved around the bar to her. Her smile was a little crooked as I sat down. I guessed it had been a wet night for platinum blondes. — Michael McCretton

If you look at a map of Europe you will observe that Greece is a skeleton-like hand stretching its crooked fingers out into the Mediterranean Sea. — Will Durant

I have crooked toes from wearing boots that didn't fit me because that's all I could afford as a kid. — Jonah Lomu

Honey, you may have the face of an angel, but that halo of yours is awfully crooked. — Alison Bliss

Suffering is like anything else. Live with it long enough, you learn to like the taste. — Leigh Bardugo

Best of all are the decorations the grandchildren have made ~ fat little stars and rather crooked Santas, shaped out of dough and baked in the oven. — Gladys Taber

As long as imbeciles are around, The crooked will cash out. — Cyrus J. Kayvan

Richard opened his hand, and the key stared up at him from his palm. "By my crooked teeth," asked Richard, remembering, "who am I? — Neil Gaiman

Everything straight lies,' murmured the dwarf disdainfully. 'All truth is crooked, time itself is a circle. — Friedrich Nietzsche

It is better to have crooked legs than a crooked spirit. — Marguerite De Angeli

We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on. — Jerry Only

How to catch a crook? Ask him if he knows anybody strait. — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Fortunately the Lord is patient and understanding, and does write straight with our crooked lines. — Thomas H. Green

He's not a bad guy really, except he's so crooked, you shake hands with him you better count your fingers afterwards. — Ian Fleming

When I was a teenager, my self esteem was really low. But when I stood next to Yunho and his crooked teeth, I felt better. — Jaejoong

He gave me a wink and a crooked smile, and I was left there, grinning like an idiot. — Kiera Cass

God can give a straight blow with a crooked stick. — Corrie Ten Boom

The straight path must sometimes be crooked. — Carole Wilkinson

A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight line. — C.S. Lewis

If one imitates the upright, one becomes upright. If one imitates the crooked, one becomes crooked. — Christie Watson

Kids don't have ruts yet that adults have carved into their minds. They're born logical. Crooked thinking has to be taught. — James P. Hogan

Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest. — Theodore Roosevelt

Cause the profit system follows the path of least resistance and following the path of least resistance is what makes the river crooked. Hmmmm. — Utah Phillips

Have you anything to say to me now, Madam?" he demanded. "Your wig is crooked," I said, and closed my eyes again. — Diana Gabaldon

This so called 'Home of the Brave'
why isn't anybody Backing us up!
When they c these crooked ass Redneck cops
constantly Jacking us up — Tupac Shakur

In countries where all the crooked politicians wear pin-striped suits, the best people are bare-assed. — Paul Theroux

You see through love, and that deludes your sight, As what is straight seems crooked through the water. — John Dryden

O stand, stand at the window
As the tears scald and start;
You shall love your crooked neighbour
With your crooked heart. — W. H. Auden

was crooked as a sidewinder rattlesnake. "So what — John Sandford

From such crooked timber as humanity is made of, no straight thing was ever constructed. — Immanuel Kant

But when will Filipinas ever be free from its leaders who are wealthy and crooked, in whom we have put so much trust?
-The Cripple — F. Sionil Jose

God draweth straight lines but we call them crooked. — Horace Mann

Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be carved. — Immanuel Kant

I lay in the dark thinking about the difficulties of family, how crazy and crooked the stories of a bloodline can be. — Patrick DeWitt

I've done, like, 45 movies, played 40 gangsters and five crooked cops. — Tony Sirico

Men as well as rivers grow crooked by following the path of least resistance. — Thomas Jefferson

Abolitionists were men of sharp angles. Organizing them was like binding crooked sticks in a bundle. — Jane Swisshelm

The track of writing is straight and crooked. — Heraclitus

I have really crooked teeth - they give me character! — Emma Roberts

Glance into the world just as though time were gone: and everything crooked will become straight to you. — Friedrich Nietzsche

If you don't care about money, Nina dear, call it by its other names."
"Kruge? Scrub? Kaz's one true love?"
"Freedom, security, retribution. — Leigh Bardugo

It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away. — Ludacris

It is possible to draw a straight line with a crooked pencil. — Matshona Dhliwayo

You can only sharpen a blade so far", Kaz said as he joined them at the front of the church. "In the end, it comes down to the quality of the metal. — Leigh Bardugo

You are as crooked as a bank robber if you do not pay your debts on time. — Jack Hyles

I studied a crescent moon hung crooked in a plum purple sky and thought about what it would be like to truly be seen. — Laura Whitcomb

20Those of crooked heart are an abomination to the LORD, but those of blameless ways are his delight. — Anonymous

Pursue some path, however narrow and crooked, in which you can walk with love and reverence. — Henry David Thoreau

That boy had betrayed his weakness in a single glance, had ceded the war for the sake of a single battle, and put Inej--all of them--in danger. — Leigh Bardugo

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. — Edward Abbey

A crooked log makes a strait fire. — George Herbert

What by a straight path cannot be reached by crooked ways is never won. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up, with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body. — Heather Locklear

The desires of the heart ... are as crooked as a corkscrew. — Robert Stone

Everything is a negotiation with you, Brekker. You probably bartered your way out of the womb. — Leigh Bardugo

You never know a line is crooked unless you have a straight one to put next to it. — Socrates

Crooked things may be as stiff and unflexible as streight: and Men may be as positive and peremptory in Error as in Truth. — John Locke

The path of least resistance leads to crooked rivers and crooked men. — Henry David Thoreau