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As A Girlfriend Quotes By Stefan Molyneux: If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like

If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. — Stefan Molyneux

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Rose Macaulay: Never approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with

Never approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with mischief as your goal ... unless she's really attractive. — Rose Macaulay

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Randal Kleiser: I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on

I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend. — Randal Kleiser

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Janet Evanovich: I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs,

I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend. — Janet Evanovich

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Daniel Bruhl: A dream my girlfriend and I have is

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. — Daniel Bruhl

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Kim Raver: When I need a break from the boys,

When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. — Kim Raver

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Penelope Douglas: I'll look out for my little brother's girlfriend

I'll look out for my little brother's girlfriend and keep her nice and safe in the light of day and not violate the fuck out of her in the dark. — Penelope Douglas

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Haresh Daswani: I would love to introduce you all to

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary — Haresh Daswani

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Jessica Alba: I can't tell you how great it is

I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation. — Jessica Alba

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Sari Botton: They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they

They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they abandoned for a pleasant if unexciting marriage to her sunnier, less mentally present sister coast. — Sari Botton

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Rick Riordan: For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it

For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together. — Rick Riordan

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Timothy Ferriss: As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal

As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. — Timothy Ferriss

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Brittany Murphy: I ask a lot because I'm very curious

I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too. — Brittany Murphy

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Harry Styles: I can make your girlfriend scream louder than

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. — Harry Styles

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Ashton Irwin: It would be a bit awkward to be

It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do. — Ashton Irwin

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Kelsey Grammer: My math is never sharper as when I

My math is never sharper as when I meet an old girlfriend with a kid. — Kelsey Grammer

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Jay Crownover: There was nothing quite like being put in

There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend. — Jay Crownover

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Jay Crownover: Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has

Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has no interest in the little ink bunnies anymore. — Jay Crownover

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Mark Zero: And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who

And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. — Mark Zero

As A Girlfriend Quotes By E.L. James: [Christian Grey] didn't want me as a girlfriend.

[Christian Grey] didn't want me as a girlfriend. I turn on to my side. Idly, I wonder if perhaps he's celibate. — E.L. James

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Ron Childress: Alex has met them at the restaurant with

Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic. — Ron Childress

As A Girlfriend Quotes By L'Wren Scott: I'm a fashion designer. I don't want to

I'm a fashion designer. I don't want to be defined as someone's girlfriend. — L'Wren Scott

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Derek Sivers: Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one

Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better. — Derek Sivers

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Cause if you were my girlfriend and a

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Niall Horan: I want a girlfriend who eats as much

I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot. — Niall Horan

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Jacqueline Bisset: At first I was always cast as the

At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people. — Jacqueline Bisset

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Kyle Schmid: I have said nothing because there is nothing

I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. — Kyle Schmid

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Steve Jobs: I've done a lot of things I'm not

I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of, such as getting my girlfriend pregnant when I was 23 and the way I handled that. — Steve Jobs

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Frank Black: I listen to Neil Young and jazz and

I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. — Frank Black

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Martin Shkreli: I had an investor who said to me

I had an investor who said to me he'd keep his money with me as long as I didn't have a girlfriend and I didn't start combing my hair. — Martin Shkreli

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Billy Bush: Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a

Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him. — Billy Bush

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Greyson Chance: My fans are all my girlfriends

My fans are all my girlfriends — Greyson Chance

As A Girlfriend Quotes By John Mellencamp: Want me to spend the night? Hey lover

Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you. — John Mellencamp

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Emo Philips: I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?'

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Bree Despain: You really are one of a kind. I

You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me. — Bree Despain

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Larry David: Give a guy a girlfriend and a great

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn't need therapy. — Larry David

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Zack Ryder: Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback. — Zack Ryder

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Donnell Rawlings: The better alternative to fighting a guy, go

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Megan Applegate: You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try

You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry) — Megan Applegate

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Dov Davidoff: Anyone who says I would never hit a

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Bo Burnham: I'm a stand up comic and I always

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Vincent H. O'Neil: Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX? — Vincent H. O'Neil

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and

She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park ) — Rainbow Rowell

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Linda Morris: Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your

Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner. — Linda Morris

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Jeffrey Eugenides: I went to church. It didn't help. In

I went to church. It didn't help. In those days that was the best place to meet a girlfriend. In church! All of us praying to be different. — Jeffrey Eugenides

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Stephanie Sigman: I personally think Prague is more romantic than

I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there. — Stephanie Sigman

As A Girlfriend Quotes By James Floyd: I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Anonymous: It was romance though that compelled me, not

It was romance though that compelled me, not lust; I wanted to lose myself in a woman, to have an ally, a partner, a girlfriend. — Anonymous

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Tom DeLonge: I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Cara McKenna: Wouldn't it be a waste to not try

Wouldn't it be a waste to not try and stay with the one I liked? — Cara McKenna

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Charlaine Harris: Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.Eric: Sure

Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Tony Sakalauskas: You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Steven Wright: When I woke up this morning my girlfriend

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright

As A Girlfriend Quotes By Elena Kincaid: A source told me that you don't do

A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid