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You make me shy," he said.
"Are you serious? Because you make me shy."
"I don't believe anything makes you shy," he said. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Vampire sea horse monkeys? Are you serious? — Colleen Houck

If you want to talk about distributing substances that are lethal, ... let's be serious. Tobacco is far ahead of anything else. Alcohol is second. — Noam Chomsky

Once you are a proper, serious law-maker, you can't break the laws you're writing. — Louise Mensch

We're in Madison Square Garden, I can't let you beat me in Madison Square Garden, are you serious!? — Roy Jones Jr.

Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, People Thought You Were Serious — Harry Toh Jun Shen

If you are not serious, people will sense it. — Bela Lugosi

I ask myself, "Why am I so serious?" Everyone else asks me, "Why are you such a joker? — T.J. Bowes

The more serious you are about spiritual life, the more you keep your mind in captivity. — Radhanath Swami

As a star you never know when people are really serious. — Dirk Nowitzki

Just because you know it [my past]... doesn't mean that my wounds are a weight you have to carry.
~Kurogane-san — CLAMP

You cannot be a good writer of serious fiction if you are not depressed. — Kurt Vonnegut

Our dreams are a serious matter. When you take them seriously, everyone else does too. — Marilyn Hilton

I'm Paige," I whispered.
He was serious, for once. "Are you the first page, or the last?"
I didn't answer, not right then. — Christopher Pike

Are you serious? This is some Rylan Star League ridiculousness. — Michael R. Underwood

I assume that maybe you are not serious, but sincere. — Alan W. Watts

Are you seriously telling me the truth about all this?" I asked.
"I seriously am," he replied. "I was also serious about stealing a fry. — Lindsay Ribar

Any time you get serious about using your life the way God wants you to use it, there are going to be people who oppose it. — Rick Warren

You can't say that being a fan is more serious, because players are trying to do better in order to get paid better. — David Ortiz

If you are serious about volleyball, the only months to stop playing are those without a vowel. — John Kessel

You are the Winner,
You are the Looser,
You are the Sinner,
It all depends upon how serious are you about. — Azhar Sabri

You might see some of the movies that I'm in where there are shades of drama or whatever, but for the most part, I don't get offered serious roles. — Martin Lawrence

When you are a real artist who is serious about your craft, you love good music. Period. — Lil' Kim

Your eyes may mislead you sometimes. So don't be serious in observing, listen to your heart at times when you are confused. — Giridhar Alwar

The first serious infowar is now engaged. The field of battle is WikiLeaks. You are the troops. — John Perry Barlow

If you study a lot because you are worried that others will think badly of you for being ignorant and you'll feel stupid, this is a serious mistake. — Dogen

"What are you looking for?" "Gandolf," I cracked, trying not to laugh. He pursed his lips. "I'm serious. You need to listen. — Liz Schulte

Americans seem sometimes to believe that if you are a thinker you must be a frowning bore, because thinking is so damn serious. — Jacques Maritain

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. — Fran Lebowitz

The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears. — Jessica Sorensen

You can act, or you can't. I'm sure a lot of people who are serious about acting would disagree, but I'm not really worried about them. — Chelsea Handler

Are you serious? Vi's arm has been magically barbequed and you think she
needs a cupcake? — Rachel Morgan

You want me to whatbook? And Tweet? Like a bird? Are you serious? — S.C. Stephens

You are not serious and you expect me to be serious? — Deyth Banger

Are you serious? I hate Titus with a passion. When they created the word asshole, he was the reason, — Cameo Renae

Clasping your hands together means you are serious. Clasping them around someone else's throat means you are very serious — Jim Davis

To mind being disliked by a woman you don't desire and are not married to is yet another serious failure of common sense. — Wendell Berry

Be serious. Folk songs are serious. That's what Pete Seeger told me. Arlo, I only wanna tell you one thing. Folk songs are serious. And I said Right. — Arlo Guthrie

Libby Strout." His mouth and eyes are serious. I don't think I've ever seen him so serious. "You are wanted. — Jennifer Niven

If you are serious about your goals and you truly desire to achieve your dreams, you must write them down. — John Patrick Hickey

There are some things so serious that you have to laugh at them. — Niels Bohr

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. — Werner Heisenberg

Need to go chase the wind for a while, you are too serious. — Patrick Rothfuss

There's only so far you can take a relationship before you got to get into things that are too serious or over the top. — Shia Labeouf

Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody. — Chelsea Handler

Are you serious?"

"As an armadillo in a laundry mat — Penny Reid

What on earth you are serious about I haven't got the remotest idea. About everything, I should fancy. You have such an absolutely trivial nature. — Oscar Wilde

If you are serious, don't play with my heart, it makes me furious. — Aaron Neville

You are wrong. The state and its existence are essential before everything else. All this preoccupation with liberty is not serious. — Habib Bourguiba

I have about 40 cars, of which 25 to 30 are what you might call serious. — Nick Mason

When you commit a serious doping offence you are not eligible for lottery funding. — John Scott

On the road to success, even little stones may cause you fall down! If you are not serious and careful, forget about reaching your target! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Because if you are serious, they think you're valuable; if you go on laughing and you make your life fun, they think you're a fool. — Osho

You concentrate on what you are doing, to do the best job you can, to stay out of serious situations. And that's the way the X-1 was. — Chuck Yeager

Serious difficulties don't vanish by themselves, they are standing around your bed when you open the eyes the next morning. — Vicki Baum

Repercussions are serious and they will take you places. — Bryan Clay

What are you, twelve?" "The man who loses the boy is a sad and serious man." "Irish — Nora Roberts

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them. — Niels Bohr

If you are serious about becoming like Christ, He is going to put you in circumstances where your only true choice is to become like Him. — Francis Frangipane

You can't be a serious writer of fiction unless you believe the story you are telling. — Norman Mailer

We are growing serious, and, let me tell you, that's the very next step to being dull. — Joseph Addison

I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes. — Bruce Robinson

A guy that's really serious about you, he's gotta be talking to you, he's gotta want to have one-on-one, in-your-face interaction. That's how we are. — Steve Harvey

There is a vast difference between games and play. Play is played for fun, but games are deadly serious and you do not play them to enjoy yourself. — Maurice Baring

We must recognize that we're all part of a web of life around the world. Anytime you extinguish a species, the consequences are serious. — Gaylord Nelson

Quit acting like everything is so serious. Most situations aren't as bad as you fear, and those that are might benefit from a little laughter. — Richelle E. Goodrich

My mother would say, 'Why are you always playing alone?' And I would say, 'I'm not playin', Ma. I'm fuckin' serious! — George Carlin

I live in a small town, a town without much serious crime, but I'll tell you there are days when I see enough mean-spirited ugliness to ruin my lunch. — Toni Dwiggins

When you need Stayfree MaxiPads to absorb the expectorants produced by your insulted body, you are in serious fucking trouble. — Stephen King

My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias

Your problem is a serious lack of imagination. You can't imagine being different than you are. — Linda Morris

If you are having trouble understanding, let me spell it out for you ... This is serious, Bianca. I've never been more fucking serious in my life. — R.K. Lilley

Spirituality does not have to be serious. You are spirituality. Fun laughter heal you faster than anything. Introduce fun back into your life. — Anita Moorjani

There are no short cuts. If you want to do something special, there's a serious price to pay. There's no way around it. — Tom Thibodeau

You're the key barrier to your organization's innovation, because you are serious and you believe you know what your customers want. — Douglas Merrill

For a thinking person, the most serious mental illness is not being sure of who you are. — Benoit B. Mandelbrot

When you are seventeen you aren't really serious. — Max Lerner

If you are serious about changing your life, you are going to have to get into the Bible. — Rick Warren

I think all phases of one's career are serious if you take it seriously no matter if you are doing high profile dramatic pieces or not. — Bill Murray