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The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod? — Daniel Tosh

Oh it's fantastic because I get to whip people like David into shape and tell them to go get me coffee. Kidding - okay. — Debra Messing

Oh, you've got to be kidding me. It's frat-cute Greg. I continue to have the literal worst taste in men. — Kelly Thompson

This particular blunder is known as deus ex machina, which is French for Are you fucking kidding me? — Howard Mittelmark

Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I'm not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He's so fast. — Sarah Jessica Parker

I keep everything that is most important to me close to me: my family, my bible, my X-Box - just kidding. — Brian Littrell

You've got to be kidding me." I lean back to search his face. "You're going to worry about conventions when we're past the end of the world? — Stephenie Meyer

Since when did you bring a gun?" Navidson asks, crouching near the door.
"Are you kidding me? This place is scary. — Mark Z. Danielewski

Kiss my lickity-split," the doper shouted. — Judy Byington

Do you need me to break her leg? I could make it happen." She chuckled to herself. "I'm kidding. — Kiera Cass

Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No. — Cassandra Clare

She gave me a hard look. "No one likes a wiseass, Harry."
"Are you kidding? As long as the wiseass is talking to someone else, people love 'em. — Jim Butcher

Are you kidding? Aren't you worried I'll become that hung up on you?"
"I'm hoping you become that hung up on me. — Laurelin Paige

I cast a glance in my new admirer's direction. "You may call me Your Highness," I said. "Or Empress Beauty."
He chuckled. I wasn't kidding. — Gena Showalter

Stop kidding me, angel! — Piper Shelly

Dylan? Are you kidding me? I'm breathing Dylan?" "Yes," Kym said. "That seems to be his name. — Rick Riordan

Not bad"? Are you kidding me? He looks like that and his kissing skills are "not bad"? You're killing me here. — Kristina Adams

I was listening to this Adele song, where she's like, "When we were young ... " I was like, "You're 27. Are you kidding me? — Jake Gyllenhaal

(You think I'm gonna tell you how much I spend on fro yo? Are you kidding me? We just met. — Brian Donovan

Where are we going? You never told me."
"My home in Romania."
Wow, this guy wasn't kidding with his Dracula fixation. — Jeaniene Frost

I remember, my first bicycle was very much a used bike. I wasn't going to Wal-Mart, buying a flashy 10-speed bike from China. Are you kidding me? — Charles Schwab

You've got to be kidding me. You're propositioning me in a church?"

"Now where else are you going to be civil to me? — Jae T. Jaggart

What did the candles smell like?" she asked.
Was she kidding me?
"Like Eau du Zombie. I don't know. — Karina Halle

I want to play James Bond - are you kidding me? I'm putting my name in the ring! — Orlando Bloom

FUCK!" Annie Montrose said. "You have got to be fucking kidding me! — Andy Weir

I talk to people who are musicians, and they go, Oh this is hell. And I go, Are you kidding me? You never put tar paper on a roof, did ya? — Chris Isaak

She batted her eyelashes at me to show she was kidding.
I love it when she does that. — Katherine Applegate

Mount You-Gotta-Be-Kidding-Me. — Rick Riordan

You're fucking kidding me, right?"
"I don't kid about fucking. — Stacey Marie Brown

Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. — TheFlamingPopsicle

What's it like being opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger? For me? Are you kidding? Maybe if I'm lucky, come up to his navel! — Linda Hunt

Oh my God!" Julia yells. "Are you kidding me, Will? Don't help her put her clothes back on! I'm standing right here!"
What the hell am I thinking? — Colleen Hoover

Baby?" She perched beside him in the chair. "You're kidding me right?" "I was trying it out, no?" "no," she said firmly Simon & Clary — Cassandra Clare

Are you kidding me? We're going to steal a cop car. How could I not be naked for this story? It's going to be epic. — Tijan

There's a company that wants to put hair on me! I don't know if it's plugs, I'm sure it is. I laughed and said, 'You gotta be kidding.' — Terry Bradshaw

Guys ask me, 'Why are you always smiling?' Are you kidding? I'm in the NFL, that's why! — Hines Ward

Bob Scarpelli [of DDB] has told me I'd rot in hell for the commercials I've done, but I think he's kidding. — Jeff Goodby

Let's start with how you don't feel sexually attractive."
I gulped. "All right."
"Are you fucking kidding me? — Samantha Young

Are you kidding? They had me at 'Star Wars.' The kid inside me would've clawed his way out and strangled me if I'd turned this job down. — Jason Aaron