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An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough. — Stephen Colbert

Remember when we used to worry about some weirdo having a razor blade inside an apple on Halloween? Not anymore. Like a kid today would eat an apple. — Jay Leno

If music is frozen architecture, then the potpourri is frozen coffee-table gossip ... Potpourri is the art of adding apples to pears ... — Arnold Schoenberg

Christianity is the strangest religion ever set up, for it committed a murder upon Jesus in order to redeem mankind from the sin of eating an apple. — Thomas Paine

Apple controls the licensing. It's their trademark. — Scott Erickson

Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the apples in a seed. — Robert H. Schuller

What a healthy out-of-door appetite it takes to relish the apple of life, the apple of the world, then! — Henry David Thoreau

All millionaires love a baked apple. — Ronald Firbank

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples. — Lemony Snicket

Apple has struck a cultural nerve, especially with Generation X and Gen Y, while Windows and PC are viewed in essence as 'My parents' computer'. — Tim Bajarin

The finished man of the world must eat of every apple once. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does. — Groucho Marx

I am confident our best years lie ahead of us and that together we will continue to make Apple the
magical place that it is. — Tim Cook

I eat apples whole, seeds and all ... yes, like a horse. — Trevor Donovan

Grow the lawn and mow the lawn
always keep the TV on,
brush your teeth and kill the germs,
poison apples, poison worms. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Deception, machination and mendacity lie at the core of human intelligence, like worms coiled at the core of a apple — Mark Rowlands

Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn't feel your boobs. No, no, not me — Alice Clayton

In fact he was rather boring on the subject, but I kept quiet and took comfort in that old saying about fallen apples and their distance from trees. — David Nicholls

Newton's apple and Cezanne's apple are discoveries more closely related than they seem. — Arthur Koestler

Sickly gray color, in which a handful of scraggly trees produce apples so sour that one only has to look at them to feel ill. Lousy Lane traverses the — Lemony Snicket

The Blossoms and leaves in plenty From the apple tree fall each day; The merry breezes approach them, And with them merrily play. — Heinrich Heine

If Jennifer Lopez could write songs like Fiona Apple's, she wouldn't have to spend so many hours at the gym. — Shirley Manson

The apple is perfect because of the bruise that runs through it. — Anna Torv

Since Adam and Eve ate the apple, man has never refrained from any folly of which he was capable. — Bertrand Russell

I have my mother's hips ... I have an apple bottom. — Brendon Urie

A man picks a wife about the same way an apple picks a farmer. — Evan Esar

But that autumn the serpent got into Meg's paradise, and tempted her like many a modern Eve, not with apples, but with dress. — Louisa May Alcott

Australia smelt of apples. Ripe, green, crisp apples. A smell so sharp and sweet it made my teeth tingle. — Andrea Levy

September twenty-second, Sir, the bough cracks with unpicked apples, and at dawn the small-mouth bass breaks water, gorged with spawn. — Robert Lowell

An apple tree is just like a person. In order to thrive, it needs companionship that's similar to it in some ways, but quite different than others. — Jeffrey Stepakoff

The expectation on the iPod is that HP's version will probably outsell Apple's version relatively quickly. — Rob Enderle

Apple created Android, or at least created the conditions necessary for Android to come into being — Stephen Elop

A wise man once remarked that we can count how many seeds are in the apple, but not how many apples are in the seed. — Wendy Mass

If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do.. — Eric Jerome Dickey

In the fall, she knew it was Death who sweetened the apples. — Martine Leavitt

I can't compare quarterbacks as apples and oranges in my mind because everybody's in a different system. — John Elway

Apple is our mentor, Facebook is our enemy. — Dick Costolo

The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that's when I first started using verbs. — Steve Martin

A real apple is more beautiful than a painted one, and a live woman is more beautiful than a Venus of stone. — Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. — Gurbaksh Chahal

The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese! — Eugene Field

You know how many seeds are in an apple. But you don't know how many apples are in a seed. — Robert H. Schuller

Zen is not interested in high-flown statements; it wants its pupil to bite his apple and not discuss it. — Anne Bancroft

If you sent me to cover a pie-baking contest on Mother's Day, I'm going to ask dear old Mom why she used artificial sweetener or stole the apples! — Sam Donaldson

Well, sir, if I could grow apples like that, I would call myself a gardener. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them. — Paul Prudhomme

An apple is an excellent thing
until you have tried a peach. — George Du Maurier

The cool blade
Severs between coolness, apple-rind
Compelling a recognition. — Charles Tomlinson

Where the apple reddens never pry - lest we lose our Edens, Eve and I. — Robert Browning

If human beings could be propagated by cutting, like apple trees, aristocracy would be biologically sound. — John B. S. Haldane

The fuel of the future is going to come from fruit like that sumach out by the road, or from apples, weeds, sawdust
almost anything, — Henry Ford

It's like comparing apples and oranges; they're both delicious. — Cyd Charisse

I love red bell peppers. Bell peppers in general, really. I like to eat them like apples. They're so crunchy and delicious. — Alex Honnold

If you subsidize apples, you get more apples; if you subsidize unemployment, you get more of it. — Charles Krauthammer

There's nothing that would keep Apple out of the Android market as a secondary phone market, — Steve Wozniak

When an office begins to look like a family tree, you'll find worms tucked away snug and cheerful in most of the apples. — George Horace Lorimer

Apple Pay is forever changing the way we pay for things. — Tim Cook

The fruit is what really matters, not how gnarly or beautiful the apple tree is. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

It has long been my desire to be a little worm in the fair apple of Progress. — Sherwood Anderson

It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them. — Phil Lester

The cold, inconsiderate of persons, tingles your blood, benumbs your feet, freezes a man like an apple. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

A few bad apples is no reason not to visit the orchard. — Lauren Weisberger

Australians were unique due to our corals, our apples, our gum trees and our kangaroos. — Harold Edward Holt

The transformation of Apple is probably the biggest tech story of the last 15 years. — Marc Andreessen

You cannot sell a blemished apple in the supermarket, but you can sell a tasteless one provided it is shiny, smooth, even, uniform and bright. — Elspeth Huxley

He [Viggo Mortensen] was standing behind the camera throwing the apples ... And I've never seen him so happy. — Billy Boyd

Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner. — Fran Lebowitz

I don't own encryption, Apple doesn't own encryption. Encryption, as you know, is everywhere. In fact some of encryption is funded by our government. — Tim Cook

Today, if you pay a[n US] dollar for a pound of apples in the supermarketm only about six cents covers the farmwork used to get it there; ( ... ) — Tracie McMillan

Steve Jobs was Apple; Sir Alex Ferguson is Manchester United, — David Gill

There is nothing in the world more peaceful than apple - leaves with an early moon. — Alice Meynell

I'm an apple expert. Apples are the only exam I could ever hope to pass. — J.L. Carr

Aye, we all know your fondness for apples, brother. — Phyllis Ann Karr

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea. — Sid Waddell

I feel like I swallowed a Magritte. Like on the inside, I'm made of clouds and floating eyes, green apples, and slowly rising men in bowler hats. — Libba Bray

And apples were always, always red. — Lois Lowry

Kira: L, do you know
Gods of death
love apples?
L: Damn you, Kira ... — Tsugumi Ohba

There's small choice in rotten apples. — William Shakespeare

You can be racist against people that eat little red apples. — Doug Ford Jr.

We truly could have used the later Jobs in earlier years at Apple, is what I feel. — Steve Wozniak

If I were God, it'd be a whole different story, dropping fruit at will. Let them eat apples. — Trebor Healey

I miss Manchester, especially the apple crumble and custard they served at Carrington after training. — Cristiano Ronaldo

With the right kind of touch, sour apples turn sweet again. — Marty Rubin

......like it or not, there'll be some bad apples out there, and sometimes you might find yourself mixed up with one of them. That's not your fault. — Nico Jaye

The sweetest apples are eaten first. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man, I juggle." — Mitch Hedberg

They bobbed back and forth, little Halloween apples. — Colum McCann

If art depended on content, then one painting of an apple would be as good as the next one. — Walter Darby Bannard

I like to get Honey Combs, and Apple Jax, and Captain Crunch Berries and mix them all together, but I'm freak and I use water instead of milk. — Mark Hoppus

In the old days, if a neighbors apples fell into your yard, you worked it out over the back fence or picked them up and made pies. Today, you sue. — Lee Iacocca

It is remarkable how closely the history of the apple tree is connected with that of man. — Henry David Thoreau

It is for your sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples. Do — George Orwell

Our bedraggled heads peeped from the water like bobbing apples just waiting to be eaten, as Magwart prowled the shore. — S.L. Mills

Apples taste sweetest when they're going. — Seneca The Younger

The goal of Apple is not to make money but to make really nice products, really great products. — Jonathan Ive

A plate of apples, an open fire, and a jolly good book are a fair substitute for heaven. — L.M. Montgomery

Apple might not love me, but I love Apple. — Glenn Beck

Autumn
Into earth's lap does throw
Brown apples gay in a game of play,
As the equinoctials blow. — Dinah Maria Murlock Craik

A pear is a failed apple. — George Carlin

But the apples must have set off enough mines, causing debris to activate the others. — Suzanne Collins