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Oh if only instead of being a hell, the universe had been an immense anus! — Comte De Lautreamont

The state of relaxation of the mouth and jaw is directly correlated to the ability of the cervix, the vagina, and the anus to open to full capacity. — Ina May Gaskin

One good mother is worth a hundred schoolmasters. — George Herbert Palmer

Man
is a bird full of mud,
I say aloud.
And death looks on with a casual eye
and scratches his anus. — Anne Sexton

You know the difference between an asshole and an anus?" He spoke from the side of his mouth. "What's that?" "An anus can't say 'that went well. — Craig Johnson

I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus. — Nicki Minaj

again. But this time, her anus was exposed, and — Thomas Henry

Sometimes our thoughts and feelings are our most prized possessions ... and then there are times to let go of your possessions and wander. — Saul Williams

We have to realize that we are as deeply afraid to live and to love as we are to die. — R.D. Laing

I'd like to be a giant enabler. — Daryl Hannah

My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go. — Ryan Reynolds

Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake watermelon with an anus. — Jad Abumrad

A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over and let me demonstrate. — Jarod Kintz

I will pull your pancreas out through your nose and feed it back to you in a drip inserted into your anus is that clear? — Sara Wolf

Rowf's rump slid suddenly forward as smoothly as a turd from a healthy anus. — Richard Adams

No animal likes to be pecked on the anus by a duck. — Nicholson Baker

Plant a garden in which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. — Ken Kesey

Are there glass shards in my anus? — Dane Cook

Kiss my ass and my anus'cause it's finally famous — Nicki Minaj

The better the school library, the higher the reading scores. — Stephen D. Krashen

My head is buried so far up the anus of the culture. — Felicia Day

Funding a civilization through advertising is like trying to get nutrition by connecting a tube from one's anus to one's mouth. — Jaron Lanier

Among a list of measures effective for inducing vomiting, she included: Injections of tobacco into the anus through a pipe stem. — Erik Larson

I want to have my throat slashed while violating the girl to whom I will have been able to say: you are the night. — Georges Bataille

And through it all, this destiny was before me," he said; "this vast inheritance of which I did not dream. — H.G.Wells

pointing handheld communication devices at themselves. The females puckered their lips for the devices. Perhaps mimicking an anus? He wasn't sure. — Luke Kondor

I've been abducted and probed in the anus.
On purpose. — Tom DeLonge

I was okay with school. My sister Kourtney was extremely smart. I always read a little slower. — Kim Kardashian

Judge Schreber has sunbeams in his ass. A solar anus. And rest assured that it works. — Gilles Deleuze

Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus. — Christopher Moore

The male doesn't eat - it doesn't even have a mouth or an anus - so it does nothing but mate until death. — Amy Stewart

Young, zombie, and famous, with money hanging out ma anus. — K. Bartholomew

Beauty is the main positive form of the aesthetic assimilation of reality, in which aesthetic ideal finds it direct expression. — Karl Marx

My anus, like the inside of my nose, is something I can finger but can't examine. — Bia Lowe

Spirit is love inside the love. — Debasish Mridha

Course you can't fucking see, buddy, it's darker than a nun's virgin anus down here. — Charlie Huston

Okay, A as in apple - Not apple. A as in anus, it's a different sound. — NoViolet Bulawayo

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out. — Karl Pilkington