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Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: For the majority of the time, I may

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Online dating is just a vehicle to meet

Online dating is just a vehicle to meet more people," she says. "It's not the place to actually date." For — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Encountering potential partners via online dating profiles reduces

Encountering potential partners via online dating profiles reduces three-dimensional people to two-dimensional displays of information, — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I have found that she is as kind

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: And now I'm at home on a laptop

And now I'm at home on a laptop again, typing out stuff for this chapter that you are reading right now, possibly on a screen as well! — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I like going out and I like being

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Why would anyone get married and have babies?

Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Mohammed Zaki Ansari: Happiness are guest in life but pain is

Happiness are guest in life but pain is Part of life. — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I spend so much time on the Internet

I spend so much time on the Internet ... I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Mohammed Zaki Ansari: I believe in love but I do not

I believe in love but I do not believe in people.
And it is people who realize me. to Do not believe on People — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.

Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Mohammed Zaki Ansari: Try to listen silence of your loved one

Try to listen silence of your loved one And you will find voice of Heart and Feelings — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I live in L.A., I go on tour

I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a

Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I've always tried to maintain that I don't

I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Today, if you own a smartphone, you're carrying

Today, if you own a smartphone, you're carrying a 24-7 singles bar in your pocket. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I write characters that are based on elements

I write characters that are based on elements of people I know and experiences I've really had. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Mohammed Zaki Ansari: betrayal knife does not visible in body's back

betrayal knife does not visible in body's back Because it's directly hot Soul and Injured There — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Even in my stand-up, there's a lot more

Even in my stand-up, there's a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Mohammed Zaki Ansari: Time Can Not Cure Heart's Wounds Never,But Wounds

Time Can Not Cure Heart's Wounds Never,But Wounds Spoil and Kill Heart On The Time — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Mohammed Zaki Ansari: Human for love and things for use But

Human for love and things for use
But now days people use humans and love things — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: You've got to be pretty confident that you're

You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: You should really treat stand-up like you would

You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: The couples that did the novel and exciting

The couples that did the novel and exciting activities showed a significantly greater increase in relationship quality. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: When I bet on horses, I never lose.

When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Mohammed Zaki Ansari: Mistake is act happen unknowingly,Repetition of Mistake is

Mistake is act happen unknowingly,Repetition of Mistake is no more mistake but its act of your choice which you try to hide behind the word "Mistake — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Mohammed Zaki Ansari: My Dreams are not in my eyesMy Eyes

My Dreams are not in my eyes
My Eyes are on my Dreams — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Even if you say you "don't play games,"

Even if you say you "don't play games," that is a type of game - it is the "I don't play games" game. — Aziz Ansari

Ansari X Quotes By Mohammed Zaki Ansari: If You Really Feel Beloved Pain Then Do

If You Really Feel Beloved Pain Then Do Not Repeat Things Which cause of Pain Again — Mohammed Zaki Ansari