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For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid. — Aziz Ansari

Online dating is just a vehicle to meet more people," she says. "It's not the place to actually date." For — Aziz Ansari

Encountering potential partners via online dating profiles reduces three-dimensional people to two-dimensional displays of information, — Aziz Ansari

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero. — Aziz Ansari

And now I'm at home on a laptop again, typing out stuff for this chapter that you are reading right now, possibly on a screen as well! — Aziz Ansari

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing. — Aziz Ansari

Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life. — Aziz Ansari

Happiness are guest in life but pain is Part of life. — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

I spend so much time on the Internet ... I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading. — Aziz Ansari

I believe in love but I do not believe in people.
And it is people who realize me. to Do not believe on People — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession. — Aziz Ansari

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. — Aziz Ansari

Try to listen silence of your loved one And you will find voice of Heart and Feelings — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship. — Aziz Ansari

Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man. — Aziz Ansari

I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer. — Aziz Ansari

Today, if you own a smartphone, you're carrying a 24-7 singles bar in your pocket. — Aziz Ansari

I write characters that are based on elements of people I know and experiences I've really had. — Aziz Ansari

betrayal knife does not visible in body's back Because it's directly hot Soul and Injured There — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

Even in my stand-up, there's a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes. — Aziz Ansari

Time Can Not Cure Heart's Wounds Never,But Wounds Spoil and Kill Heart On The Time — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

Human for love and things for use
But now days people use humans and love things — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'. — Aziz Ansari

You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play. — Aziz Ansari

The couples that did the novel and exciting activities showed a significantly greater increase in relationship quality. — Aziz Ansari

When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses. — Aziz Ansari

Mistake is act happen unknowingly,Repetition of Mistake is no more mistake but its act of your choice which you try to hide behind the word "Mistake — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

My Dreams are not in my eyes
My Eyes are on my Dreams — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

Even if you say you "don't play games," that is a type of game - it is the "I don't play games" game. — Aziz Ansari

If You Really Feel Beloved Pain Then Do Not Repeat Things Which cause of Pain Again — Mohammed Zaki Ansari