Ankh Morpork Quotes

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Ankh Morpork Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Ankh-Morpork, the melting pot of the world, which Ankh-Morpork, the melting pot of the world, which occasionally runs foul of lumps that don't melt. — Terry Pratchett
Ankh Morpork Quotes By Terry Pratchett: This was, after all, Ankh-Morpork, where a man This was, after all, Ankh-Morpork, where a man walked free even if he was not, strictly speaking, a man. — Terry Pratchett
Ankh Morpork Quotes By Terry Pratchett: A city like Ankh-Morpork was only two meals A city like Ankh-Morpork was only two meals away from chaos at the best of times. — Terry Pratchett
Ankh Morpork Quotes By Terry Pratchett: In Ankh-Morpork even the shit have a street In Ankh-Morpork even the shit have a street to itself," said Detritus, awe and wonder in his voice. "Truly, this a land of opportunity. — Terry Pratchett
Ankh Morpork Quotes By Terry Pratchett: If there were such a thing as an If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone's wallets. — Terry Pratchett
Ankh Morpork Quotes By Terry Pratchett: When the humours were handed out, Ankh-Morpork got When the humours were handed out, Ankh-Morpork got the one for joking and Quirm had to do make do with their expertise in fine dining and love-making. — Terry Pratchett
Ankh Morpork Quotes By Terry Pratchett: When a man is tired of Ankh-Morpork, he When a man is tired of Ankh-Morpork, he is tired of ankle-deep slurry. — Terry Pratchett
Ankh Morpork Quotes By Terry Pratchett: In Boffo's Novelty and Joke Emporium in Ankh-Morpork, In Boffo's Novelty and Joke Emporium in Ankh-Morpork, all the whoopee cushions trumpeted in a doleful harmony; — Terry Pratchett
Ankh Morpork Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It was said that life was cheap in It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free. — Terry Pratchett
Ankh Morpork Quotes By Terry Pratchett: If the Creator had said, "Let there be If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd have got no further because of all the people saying "What colour? — Terry Pratchett
Ankh Morpork Quotes By Terry Pratchett: There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell. — Terry Pratchett
Ankh Morpork Quotes By Terry Pratchett: The commander went, as they say in Ankh-Morpork, The commander went, as they say in Ankh-Morpork, totally Librarian on them. — Terry Pratchett
Ankh Morpork Quotes By Terry Pratchett: That's the Ankh-Morpork instinct, Vimes thought. Run away, That's the Ankh-Morpork instinct, Vimes thought. Run away, and then stop and see if anything interesting is going to happen to other people. — Terry Pratchett
Ankh Morpork Quotes By Anonymous: Corporal Carrot, Ankh-Morpork City Guard (Night Watch), sat Corporal Carrot, Ankh-Morpork City Guard (Night Watch), sat down in his nightshirt, took up his pencil, sucked the end for a moment, and then wrote: — Anonymous