Animal Funny Quotes: top 32 famous quotes about Animal Funny

Animal Funny Quotes & Sayings

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A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself. — George D. Prentice

Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too. — Mitch Hedberg

Michigan, with its delicious American name. How lucky one must be to live there. — Gary Shteyngart

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE! — Demetri Martin

And die with decency. — Thomas Otway

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. — Drew Barrymore

Oh, and Knievel stared you down, and you gave in so quick." Jed laughed lowly, rubbing his hand over Redford's stomach. "You're now my cat's bitch. — Robin Saxon

I discovered that funny animal pictures - memes - would get a lot of likes and shares. — George Takei

Excessive animal protein is at the core of many chronic diseases. — T. Colin Campbell

The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man. — Robertson Davies

It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.' — Penn Jillette

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. — Jacques Deval

No, well, my father's definitely not Christopher Walken. — Josh Lucas

I'm doing quite a lot of painting on stones - little funny fish and animals. — PJ Harvey

What the bloody hell are you, Ms. Lane? — Karen Marie Moning

I have a problem with the blatant celebrity exhibitionism that happens in this business and being sold purely as a brand. — Jason Patric

In a universe that defies description, all systems of belief can only be false. — Austin Osman Spare

Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals - always funny. — Adam McKay

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.
How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? — John Green

Portable property is happiness in a pocketbook. — Jane Austen

I hate being on my best behavior. It brings out the absolute worst in me. — Colleen McCullough

May this continent, the last explored by humankind, be the first one to be spared by humankind. — Jacques-Yves Cousteau

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. — Mitch Hedberg

He gives me a kiss. It's slow and silky, and it makes me melt all over. He caresses my face, and I tilt my head into his touch. — Susan Ee

For science, God is simply the stream of tendency by which all things seek to fulfill the law of their being. — Matthew Arnold

In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars. — Stephen Colbert

My dog hasn't said a word all day, he must have a lot on his mind — Seth Czerepak

Bill Walton is incredible. If you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture. — Stan Albeck

A woman is a funny animal. — James M. Cain

Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?' — Les Dennis

What is it like to be a bat? What is it like for a bat to be a bat? — Thomas Nagel