Animal Funny Quotes
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Animal Funny Quotes & Sayings
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A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself.
— George D. Prentice
Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!
— Demetri Martin
And die with decency.
— Thomas Otway
I discovered that funny animal pictures - memes - would get a lot of likes and shares.
— George Takei
Excessive animal protein is at the core of many chronic diseases.
— T. Colin Campbell
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.'
— Penn Jillette
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
— Jess C. Scott
What the bloody hell are you, Ms. Lane?
— Karen Marie Moning
I have a problem with the blatant celebrity exhibitionism that happens in this business and being sold purely as a brand.
— Jason Patric
In a universe that defies description, all systems of belief can only be false.
— Austin Osman Spare
Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.
How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? — John Green
How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? — John Green
Portable property is happiness in a pocketbook.
— Jane Austen
I hate being on my best behavior. It brings out the absolute worst in me.
— Colleen McCullough
May this continent, the last explored by humankind, be the first one to be spared by humankind.
— Jacques-Yves Cousteau
For science, God is simply the stream of tendency by which all things seek to fulfill the law of their being.
— Matthew Arnold
In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.
— Stephen Colbert
Bill Walton is incredible. If you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture.
— Stan Albeck
A woman is a funny animal.
— James M. Cain