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I'm leaving Mars today, one way or another. About fucking time. — Andy Weir

The planet's famous red colour is from iron oxide coating everything. So it's not just a desert. It's a desert so old it's literally rusting. — Andy Weir

There's nothing I would like more than to watch a manned Mars landing. — Andy Weir

I guess I should explain how Mars missions work, for any layman who may be reading this. — Andy Weir

But in the end, if everything goes to plan, I'll have 92 square meters of crop-able soil. Hell yeah I'm a botanist! Fear my botany powers! — Andy Weir

Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb. — Andy Weir

Ayyyyyy!" Annie mocked. "Why would he do that?" "Have you met Mark Watney? — Andy Weir

Everything just changed. Watney's headed for Pathfinder. — Andy Weir

They're not much different from kitchen trash bags, though I'm sure they cost $50,000 because of NASA. — Andy Weir

I spend a lot of it sitting around on my lazy ass watching TV. But so do you, so don't judge. — Andy Weir

Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can't improve on duct tape. — Andy Weir

Software engineers are sneaky bastards when it comes to data management. — Andy Weir

There aren't many people who can say they've vandalized a three-billion-dollar spacecraft, but I'm one of them. — Andy Weir

It just has to last long enough for me to get to safety. And where will that "safety" be? Not a damn clue. — Andy Weir

Not enough," Annie said. "The press is crawling down my throat for this. And up my ass. Both directions, Venkat! They're gonna meet in the middle! — Andy Weir

Things are finally going my way. In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all! LOG ENTRY: SOL 37 I am fucked, and I'm gonna die! — Andy Weir

Also, please watch your language. Everything you type is being broadcast live all over the world. [12:15] WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! - (.Y.) — Andy Weir

Astronauts are inherently insane. And really noble. — Andy Weir

It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft. — Andy Weir

Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cut a hole in the Hab, the air won't stay inside anymore. — Andy Weir

This all sounds like a great idea with no chance of catastrophic failure. — Andy Weir

They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially 'colonised' it. So technically, I colonised Mars.
In your face, Neil Armstrong! — Andy Weir

Originally self-published, in different form, as an ebook in 2011 . — Andy Weir

If you want to play it safe all the time, go join an insurance company. — Andy Weir

I originally wrote 'The Martian' as a free serial novel, posting one chapter at a time to my website. — Andy Weir

Fuck you," he said to the planet below. — Andy Weir

I was hired as a computer programmer for a national laboratory at age 15. — Andy Weir

Mars and my stupidity keep trying to kill me. — Andy Weir

I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet. — Andy Weir

Just tell mom the supplies would last, okay? — Andy Weir

How come Aquaman can control whales? They're mammals! Makes no sense. — Andy Weir

Well my math was a damn liar! — Andy Weir

If you look up every last detail on your subject, you'll never finish. — Andy Weir

I towed the panel away like a redneck removing a tree stump. — Andy Weir

Maybe I'll post a consumer review. "Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10. — Andy Weir

My father has a great love of science, and he indoctrinated me into it early. I think I was 12 or so when we designed a moon base. — Andy Weir

I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the best botanist on the planet. — Andy Weir

Just once I'd like something to go as planned, ya know? — Andy Weir

I ask for a picture, and I get the Fonz — Andy Weir

Over the past few days, I've been happily making water. It's been going swimmingly. (See what I did there? "Swimmingly"?) — Andy Weir

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I wonder how the Cubs are doing. — Andy Weir

(50 liters of O2 makes 100 liters of molecules that only have one O each). — Andy Weir

Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped. — Andy Weir

It was fucking cold. The rover and trailer regulate their own temperatures just fine, but things weren't hot enough in the bedroom. Story of my life. — Andy Weir

(assuming they didn't cancel the program in the wake of my "death"). — Andy Weir

Do you believe in God, Venkat?" Mitch asked.
"Sure, lots of 'em," Venkat said. "I'm Hindu. — Andy Weir

It's the same one I used to power the drill that destroyed Pathfinder. I call it my "lucky cable. — Andy Weir

Since then, I've added my own shit to it as well. The worse it smells, the better things are going. That's the bacteria at work! — Andy Weir

You may wonder why I'm not in the Hab right now. Because I fled in terror, that's why! And I'm not sure what the hell to do next. — Andy Weir

Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me. — Andy Weir

Yeah. This all sounds like a great idea with no chance of catastrophic failure. That was sarcasm, by the way. Well, — Andy Weir

I used a geological sample container (also known as "a box"). — Andy Weir

All the Ares missions use Hermes to get to and from Mars. It's really big and cost a lot so NASA only built one. — Andy Weir

I never realized how utterly silent Mars is. It's a desert world with practically no atmosphere to convey sound. I could hear my own heartbeat. — Andy Weir

I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me. — Andy Weir

Something very hot and very explodey had happened, and I wasn't sure what. Or how. — Andy Weir

Godspeed, little taters. — Andy Weir

because after what I've been through, stuff on Mars should be named after me. — Andy Weir

My life depended on some math I'd done earlier. If I dropped a sign or added two numbers wrong, I might never wake up. — Andy Weir

Once I got home, I sulked for a while. All my brilliant plans foiled by thermodynamics. Damn you, Entropy! — Andy Weir

To them, equipment failure is terrifying. To me, it's "Tuesday. — Andy Weir

I'm pretty much fucked. That's my considered opinion. Fucked. — Andy Weir

I started with a large rigid sample container (or "plastic box" to people who don't work at NASA). — Andy Weir

Jack, I'm going to buy your whole team autographed Star Trek memorabilia." "I prefer Star Wars, — Andy Weir

I'm traveling 90 kilometers per day as usual, but I only get 37 kilometers closer to Schiaparelli because Pythagoras is a dick. — Andy Weir

It occurs to me: Now that I might live, I have to be more careful about logging embarrassing moments. How do I delete log entries? — Andy Weir

Everything went great right up to the explosion. — Andy Weir

Fortunately, when you spend a lot of time in space, you learn how to shit in a bag. — Andy Weir

You started my training by buying me a beer. For breakfast. Germans are awesome. — Andy Weir

No, we will not tell our botany team to go fuck themslves. — Andy Weir

Carefully reaching to the side of my helmet, I got the — Andy Weir

Now that NASA can talk to me, they won't shut the hell up. — Andy Weir

Life is amazingly tenacious. They don't want to die any more than I do. — Andy Weir

Redistribution of this e-book is permitted, so long as it is distributed for free. — Andy Weir

A story in your head isn't a story. It's just a daydream until you actually write it down. So write it down. — Andy Weir

That's really the limiting factor to life support. Not the amount of oxygen you bring with you, but the amount of CO2 you can remove. — Andy Weir

Really bad ideas, but they're ideas. Today — Andy Weir

From this, I concluded the following: 1. I've been in a dust storm for several sols. 2. Shit. — Andy Weir

Well, that concept is critical to the "Mark Watney doesn't die" project — Andy Weir

There's no way to be sure," Irene said. "The biggest threat is giving up hope. If he decides there's no chance to survive, he'll stop trying. — Andy Weir

It just goes to show," Teddy said. "Love of science is universal across all cultures. — Andy Weir

I could cut off an arm and eat it, gaining me valuable calories and reducing my overall caloric need. — Andy Weir

That's my considered opinion. Fucked. Six days into what should — Andy Weir

I'll be playing with high-voltage power tomorrow. Can't imagine anything going wrong with that! — Andy Weir

We'll keep you posted. — Andy Weir

NASA doesn't have total faith in my kludged-together rover — Andy Weir

I guess you could call it a "failure", but I prefer the term "learning experience". — Andy Weir

I would have done it today, but it got dark and I got lazy. — Andy Weir

If this were a movie, everyone would have been in the airlock, and there would have been high fives all around. But it didn't pan out that way. — Andy Weir

You're sending him to space under a tarp." "Pretty much, yeah." "Like a hastily loaded pickup truck." "Yeah. Can I go on?" "Sure, can't wait. — Andy Weir

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I've gutted that poor rover so much, it looks like I parked it in a bad part of town. — Andy Weir

I don't even date; I'm terrible with women. — Andy Weir

I'm a well-honed machine in times of crisis. — Andy Weir

I started the day with some nothin' tea. Nothin' tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin'. — Andy Weir

If this becomes a negotiation by diplomats, it will never be resolved. We need to keep this among scientists. Space — Andy Weir

Earth is about to set. Resume 08:00 my time tomorrow morning. Tell family I'm fine. Give crew my best. Tell Commander Lewis disco sucks. — Andy Weir

Then came the digging. Oh God, the digging. — Andy Weir

Computer programming is pretty much guaranteed income. I'm good at it, and I like it. — Andy Weir