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Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I'm leaving Mars today, one way or another.

I'm leaving Mars today, one way or another. About fucking time. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: The planet's famous red colour is from iron

The planet's famous red colour is from iron oxide coating everything. So it's not just a desert. It's a desert so old it's literally rusting. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: There's nothing I would like more than to

There's nothing I would like more than to watch a manned Mars landing. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I guess I should explain how Mars missions

I guess I should explain how Mars missions work, for any layman who may be reading this. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: But in the end, if everything goes to

But in the end, if everything goes to plan, I'll have 92 square meters of crop-able soil. Hell yeah I'm a botanist! Fear my botany powers! — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was

Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Ayyyyyy!" Annie mocked. "Why would he do that?"

Ayyyyyy!" Annie mocked. "Why would he do that?" "Have you met Mark Watney? — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Everything just changed. Watney's headed for Pathfinder.

Everything just changed. Watney's headed for Pathfinder. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: They're not much different from kitchen trash bags,

They're not much different from kitchen trash bags, though I'm sure they cost $50,000 because of NASA. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I spend a lot of it sitting around

I spend a lot of it sitting around on my lazy ass watching TV. But so do you, so don't judge. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape,

Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can't improve on duct tape. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Software engineers are sneaky bastards when it comes

Software engineers are sneaky bastards when it comes to data management. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: There aren't many people who can say they've

There aren't many people who can say they've vandalized a three-billion-dollar spacecraft, but I'm one of them. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: It just has to last long enough for

It just has to last long enough for me to get to safety. And where will that "safety" be? Not a damn clue. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Not enough," Annie said. "The press is crawling

Not enough," Annie said. "The press is crawling down my throat for this. And up my ass. Both directions, Venkat! They're gonna meet in the middle! — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Things are finally going my way. In fact,

Things are finally going my way. In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all! LOG ENTRY: SOL 37 I am fucked, and I'm gonna die! — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Also, please watch your language. Everything you type

Also, please watch your language. Everything you type is being broadcast live all over the world. [12:15] WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! - (.Y.) — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Astronauts are inherently insane. And really noble.

Astronauts are inherently insane. And really noble. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: It is of course dangerous to set off

It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Problem is (follow me closely here, the science

Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cut a hole in the Hab, the air won't stay inside anymore. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: This all sounds like a great idea with

This all sounds like a great idea with no chance of catastrophic failure. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: They say once you grow crops somewhere, you

They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially 'colonised' it. So technically, I colonised Mars.
In your face, Neil Armstrong! — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Originally self-published, in different form, as an ebook

Originally self-published, in different form, as an ebook in 2011 . — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: If you want to play it safe all

If you want to play it safe all the time, go join an insurance company. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I originally wrote 'The Martian' as a free

I originally wrote 'The Martian' as a free serial novel, posting one chapter at a time to my website. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Fuck you," he said to the planet below.

Fuck you," he said to the planet below. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I was hired as a computer programmer for

I was hired as a computer programmer for a national laboratory at age 15. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Mars and my stupidity keep trying to kill

Mars and my stupidity keep trying to kill me. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I'm the first person to be alone on

I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Just tell mom the supplies would last, okay?

Just tell mom the supplies would last, okay? — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: How come Aquaman can control whales? They're mammals!

How come Aquaman can control whales? They're mammals! Makes no sense. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Well my math was a damn liar!

Well my math was a damn liar! — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: If you look up every last detail on

If you look up every last detail on your subject, you'll never finish. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I towed the panel away like a redneck

I towed the panel away like a redneck removing a tree stump. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Maybe I'll post a consumer review. "Brought product

Maybe I'll post a consumer review. "Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: My father has a great love of science,

My father has a great love of science, and he indoctrinated me into it early. I think I was 12 or so when we designed a moon base. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I don't want to come off as arrogant

I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the best botanist on the planet. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Just once I'd like something to go as

Just once I'd like something to go as planned, ya know? — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I ask for a picture, and I get

I ask for a picture, and I get the Fonz — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Over the past few days, I've been happily

Over the past few days, I've been happily making water. It's been going swimmingly. (See what I did there? "Swimmingly"?) — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: What's next on your reading list? Discover your

What's next on your reading list? Discover your next great read! Get personalized book picks and up-to-date news about this author. Sign up now. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I wonder how the Cubs are doing.

I wonder how the Cubs are doing. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: (50 liters of O2 makes 100 liters of

(50 liters of O2 makes 100 liters of molecules that only have one O each). — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic

Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: It was fucking cold. The rover and trailer

It was fucking cold. The rover and trailer regulate their own temperatures just fine, but things weren't hot enough in the bedroom. Story of my life. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: (assuming they didn't cancel the program in the

(assuming they didn't cancel the program in the wake of my "death"). — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Do you believe in God, Venkat?" Mitch asked."Sure,

Do you believe in God, Venkat?" Mitch asked.
"Sure, lots of 'em," Venkat said. "I'm Hindu. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: It's the same one I used to power

It's the same one I used to power the drill that destroyed Pathfinder. I call it my "lucky cable. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Since then, I've added my own shit to

Since then, I've added my own shit to it as well. The worse it smells, the better things are going. That's the bacteria at work! — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: You may wonder why I'm not in the

You may wonder why I'm not in the Hab right now. Because I fled in terror, that's why! And I'm not sure what the hell to do next. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to

Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Yeah. This all sounds like a great idea

Yeah. This all sounds like a great idea with no chance of catastrophic failure. That was sarcasm, by the way. Well, — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I used a geological sample container (also known

I used a geological sample container (also known as "a box"). — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: All the Ares missions use Hermes to get

All the Ares missions use Hermes to get to and from Mars. It's really big and cost a lot so NASA only built one. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I never realized how utterly silent Mars is.

I never realized how utterly silent Mars is. It's a desert world with practically no atmosphere to convey sound. I could hear my own heartbeat. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after

I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Something very hot and very explodey had happened,

Something very hot and very explodey had happened, and I wasn't sure what. Or how. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Godspeed, little taters.

Godspeed, little taters. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: because after what I've been through, stuff on

because after what I've been through, stuff on Mars should be named after me. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: My life depended on some math I'd done

My life depended on some math I'd done earlier. If I dropped a sign or added two numbers wrong, I might never wake up. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Once I got home, I sulked for a

Once I got home, I sulked for a while. All my brilliant plans foiled by thermodynamics. Damn you, Entropy! — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: To them, equipment failure is terrifying. To me,

To them, equipment failure is terrifying. To me, it's "Tuesday. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I'm pretty much fucked. That's my considered opinion.

I'm pretty much fucked. That's my considered opinion. Fucked. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I started with a large rigid sample container

I started with a large rigid sample container (or "plastic box" to people who don't work at NASA). — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Jack, I'm going to buy your whole team

Jack, I'm going to buy your whole team autographed Star Trek memorabilia." "I prefer Star Wars, — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I'm traveling 90 kilometers per day as usual,

I'm traveling 90 kilometers per day as usual, but I only get 37 kilometers closer to Schiaparelli because Pythagoras is a dick. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: It occurs to me: Now that I might

It occurs to me: Now that I might live, I have to be more careful about logging embarrassing moments. How do I delete log entries? — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Everything went great right up to the explosion.

Everything went great right up to the explosion. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Fortunately, when you spend a lot of time

Fortunately, when you spend a lot of time in space, you learn how to shit in a bag. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: You started my training by buying me a

You started my training by buying me a beer. For breakfast. Germans are awesome. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: No, we will not tell our botany team

No, we will not tell our botany team to go fuck themslves. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Carefully reaching to the side of my helmet,

Carefully reaching to the side of my helmet, I got the — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Now that NASA can talk to me, they

Now that NASA can talk to me, they won't shut the hell up. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Life is amazingly tenacious. They don't want to

Life is amazingly tenacious. They don't want to die any more than I do. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Redistribution of this e-book is permitted, so long

Redistribution of this e-book is permitted, so long as it is distributed for free. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: A story in your head isn't a story.

A story in your head isn't a story. It's just a daydream until you actually write it down. So write it down. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: That's really the limiting factor to life support.

That's really the limiting factor to life support. Not the amount of oxygen you bring with you, but the amount of CO2 you can remove. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Really bad ideas, but they're ideas. Today

Really bad ideas, but they're ideas. Today — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: From this, I concluded the following: 1. I've

From this, I concluded the following: 1. I've been in a dust storm for several sols. 2. Shit. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Well, that concept is critical to the "Mark

Well, that concept is critical to the "Mark Watney doesn't die" project — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: There's no way to be sure," Irene said.

There's no way to be sure," Irene said. "The biggest threat is giving up hope. If he decides there's no chance to survive, he'll stop trying. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: It just goes to show," Teddy said. "Love

It just goes to show," Teddy said. "Love of science is universal across all cultures. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I could cut off an arm and eat

I could cut off an arm and eat it, gaining me valuable calories and reducing my overall caloric need. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: That's my considered opinion. Fucked. Six days into

That's my considered opinion. Fucked. Six days into what should — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I'll be playing with high-voltage power tomorrow. Can't

I'll be playing with high-voltage power tomorrow. Can't imagine anything going wrong with that! — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: We'll keep you posted.

We'll keep you posted. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: NASA doesn't have total faith in my kludged-together

NASA doesn't have total faith in my kludged-together rover — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I guess you could call it a "failure",

I guess you could call it a "failure", but I prefer the term "learning experience". — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I would have done it today, but it

I would have done it today, but it got dark and I got lazy. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: If this were a movie, everyone would have

If this were a movie, everyone would have been in the airlock, and there would have been high fives all around. But it didn't pan out that way. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: You're sending him to space under a tarp."

You're sending him to space under a tarp." "Pretty much, yeah." "Like a hastily loaded pickup truck." "Yeah. Can I go on?" "Sure, can't wait. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: CNHAKRVR2TLK2PTHFDRPRP4LONGMSG

CNHAKRVR2TLK2PTHFDRPRP4LONGMSG — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I've gutted that poor rover so much, it

I've gutted that poor rover so much, it looks like I parked it in a bad part of town. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I don't even date; I'm terrible with women.

I don't even date; I'm terrible with women. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I'm a well-honed machine in times of crisis.

I'm a well-honed machine in times of crisis. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: I started the day with some nothin' tea.

I started the day with some nothin' tea. Nothin' tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin'. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: If this becomes a negotiation by diplomats, it

If this becomes a negotiation by diplomats, it will never be resolved. We need to keep this among scientists. Space — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Earth is about to set. Resume 08:00 my

Earth is about to set. Resume 08:00 my time tomorrow morning. Tell family I'm fine. Give crew my best. Tell Commander Lewis disco sucks. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Then came the digging. Oh God, the digging.

Then came the digging. Oh God, the digging. — Andy Weir

Andy Weir Quotes By Andy Weir: Computer programming is pretty much guaranteed income. I'm

Computer programming is pretty much guaranteed income. I'm good at it, and I like it. — Andy Weir