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I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.
— Andrew Dice Clay
I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.
— Andrew Dice Clay
I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.
— Andrew Dice Clay
Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story.
— Andrew Dice Clay
Low self esteem results when the inner critic prevails.
— Catherine Cardinal
He has thrown the dice, and our number has turned up!
— Andrew W. Field
If you hide what you really are, then there's going to be problems in marriage down the road. I don't mind if a girl is aggressive. It's just sex.
— Andrew Dice Clay
I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.
— Andrew Dice Clay
I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.
— Andrew Dice Clay
I always believed you could fix whatever problems.
— Andrew Dice Clay
I love my solitude, and I would love it still more if I had more of it.
— Rose Philippine Duchesne
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids ... her uterus fell out!
— Andrew Dice Clay
I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.
— Andrew Dice Clay
I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.
— Andrew Dice Clay
Whether you're gay, straight, you can't tell anybody who to love and who to marry. It's unconstitutional and it's morally wrong.
— Andrew Dice Clay
I just like to make people laugh.
— Andrew Dice Clay
I don't have children, but I imagine if parents are really pushed on the subject, they probably have favorite children.
— Moby
I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy.
— Andrew Dice Clay
When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.
— Andrew Dice Clay
I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80 years old, but he blows everyone out of the water.
— Andrew Dice Clay
I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.
— Andrew Dice Clay
If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward. You will never get her full confidence again.
— Mark Twain
People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion.
— Andrew Dice Clay
Little Boy Blue ... he needed the money!
— Andrew Dice Clay
Girls are important: Remember that very few stories are of great interest without the rustle of a skirt.
— Jill Lepore
Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf
— Emilia Clarke
I would never be able to live in a huge city. I'd feel like one of 100,000 people doing the same thing.
— Jack White
I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of.
— Andrew Dice Clay
I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.
— Andrew Dice Clay
I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.
— Andrew Dice Clay
You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
— Andrew Dice Clay