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Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I like when something makes you think after

I like when something makes you think after you stop watching. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I like real girls. When they're in bed

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I've been getting in trouble my whole life

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: Life is like sex, baby - the more

Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Catherine Cardinal: Low self esteem results when the inner critic

Low self esteem results when the inner critic prevails. — Catherine Cardinal

Andrew Dice Quotes By Eric Cantona: I don't take life so seriously ... I

I don't take life so seriously ... I can just play with life. — Eric Cantona

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew W. Field: He has thrown the dice, and our number

He has thrown the dice, and our number has turned up! — Andrew W. Field

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: If you hide what you really are, then

If you hide what you really are, then there's going to be problems in marriage down the road. I don't mind if a girl is aggressive. It's just sex. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I'll always push myself because that's the journey

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try

I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I always believed you could fix whatever problems.

I always believed you could fix whatever problems. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Rose Philippine Duchesne: I love my solitude, and I would love

I love my solitude, and I would love it still more if I had more of it. — Rose Philippine Duchesne

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: When I do any stand-up, you're the writer,

When I do any stand-up, you're the writer, director, and producer. You're alone. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: There was an old lady who lived in

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids ... her uterus fell out! — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I think the best part of being gay

I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Chantal Zabus: The African continent has always been more queer

The African continent has always been more queer than generally acknowledged. — Chantal Zabus

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I certainly don't walk around my home or

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: Whether you're gay, straight, you can't tell anybody

Whether you're gay, straight, you can't tell anybody who to love and who to marry. It's unconstitutional and it's morally wrong. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I just like to make people laugh.

I just like to make people laugh. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Moby: I don't have children, but I imagine if

I don't have children, but I imagine if parents are really pushed on the subject, they probably have favorite children. — Moby

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I've always had my voice as a comic.

I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I never go see a comic. The only

I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80 years old, but he blows everyone out of the water. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Mark Twain: If you shamefully misuse a cat once she

If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward. You will never get her full confidence again. — Mark Twain

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: People have always been animals when it comes

People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: Little Boy Blue ... he needed the money!

Little Boy Blue ... he needed the money! — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Jill Lepore: Girls are important: Remember that very few stories

Girls are important: Remember that very few stories are of great interest without the rustle of a skirt. — Jill Lepore

Andrew Dice Quotes By Emilia Clarke: Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than

Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf — Emilia Clarke

Andrew Dice Quotes By Jack White: I would never be able to live in

I would never be able to live in a huge city. I'd feel like one of 100,000 people doing the same thing. — Jack White

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I loved my family so much when I

I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I always just loved women, but more important

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Roald Dahl: It is almost worth going away because it's

It is almost worth going away because it's so lovely coming back. — Roald Dahl

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I want to be able to make people

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: You cannot really get married by mistake. You

You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Andrew Dice Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: If it smells like fish its a dish.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Quotes By Paul Cezanne: To paint is not to copy the object

To paint is not to copy the object slavishly, it is to grasp a harmony among many relationships. — Paul Cezanne