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And Father Funny Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: My father only hit me once, but he

My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo. — Bob Monkhouse

And Father Funny Quotes By Honey Father: Love is a damagemade to the heart,violence,fate thats

Love is a damage
made to the heart,
violence,
fate thats written,
Changeable by distance,
Breakable by time ... ! — Honey Father

And Father Funny Quotes By Mike Myers: My father was always a straight-up funny guy.

My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. — Mike Myers

And Father Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I come from a stupid family. My father

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens. — Rodney Dangerfield

And Father Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: When I was born I brought no joy,

When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy! — Rodney Dangerfield

And Father Funny Quotes By Richelle Mead: What'd did I tell you?" muttered Adrian. He

What'd did I tell you?" muttered Adrian. He has no fuzzy affection for his father. "De-lightful. — Richelle Mead

And Father Funny Quotes By Tracy Morgan: My father was funnier than me. My father

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. — Tracy Morgan

And Father Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: Mother, you have my father much offended.

Mother, you have my father much offended. — William Shakespeare

And Father Funny Quotes By Adam Ferrara: My father tried to give me the sex

My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.' — Adam Ferrara

And Father Funny Quotes By Robert Parish: My father taught me a good lesson: Don't

My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good. — Robert Parish

And Father Funny Quotes By Joss Whedon: I was a little bit ashamed of American

I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.' — Joss Whedon

And Father Funny Quotes By Chic Murray: My father was a simple man; my mother

My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton. — Chic Murray

And Father Funny Quotes By Ali Shariati: My father chose my name , and my

My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way — Ali Shariati

And Father Funny Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: My father used to beat me with his

My father used to beat me with his belt ... while it was still on him. — Zach Galifianakis

And Father Funny Quotes By Jackson Radcliffe: Every child needs a father. Even if he

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. — Jackson Radcliffe

And Father Funny Quotes By Charles Dickens: "Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy

"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too." — Charles Dickens

And Father Funny Quotes By Rihanna: My knees on the ground, dear father, don't

My knees on the ground, dear father, don't let me break, please make me stronger. — Rihanna

And Father Funny Quotes By Denis Markell: At this moment, I know that the answer

At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader. — Denis Markell

And Father Funny Quotes By Ken Jennings: I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after

I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after his father: about three-quarters of his body weight seems to be head, and three-quarters of that is ears. — Ken Jennings

And Father Funny Quotes By Chic Murray: My mother was so house proud that when

My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back. — Chic Murray

And Father Funny Quotes By Wes Locher: Our family was nearly torn apart on several

Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as 'too long. — Wes Locher

And Father Funny Quotes By Haruki Murakami: Sheep hurt my father, and through my father,

Sheep hurt my father, and through my father, sheep have also hurt me. — Haruki Murakami

And Father Funny Quotes By Joannah Miley: Wasn't it what her father always warned her

Wasn't it what her father always warned her about? Don't jump off a bridge because a cute guy tells you to? — Joannah Miley

And Father Funny Quotes By Jessica Khoury: WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling

WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling the two AK-47s he's holding at the lot of us. "Get away from him, you bastards! — Jessica Khoury

And Father Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: They didn't have to be funny - they

They didn't have to be funny - they were father jokes. — Terry Pratchett

And Father Funny Quotes By Chetan Bhagat: We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's

We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it. — Chetan Bhagat

And Father Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: My father always used to say, "What doesn't

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident. — Jimmy Carr

And Father Funny Quotes By Craig Ferguson: I've started looking at my own father a

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. — Craig Ferguson

And Father Funny Quotes By Adam Rex: Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m.

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo. — Adam Rex

And Father Funny Quotes By Paullina Simons: The anecdote was funny, but as my father

The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes. — Paullina Simons

And Father Funny Quotes By Will Smith: Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're

Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father. — Will Smith

And Father Funny Quotes By Peter Jacobson: My first film role was a reporter. It's

My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that. — Peter Jacobson

And Father Funny Quotes By Drew Carey: I was raised by just my mom. See,

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.. — Drew Carey

And Father Funny Quotes By Bill Cosby: My father would pass gas and then blame

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. — Bill Cosby

And Father Funny Quotes By Frank Carson: My father fought in World War I and

My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon. — Frank Carson

And Father Funny Quotes By Ronald Reagan: The moral equal of our Founding Fathers.

The moral equal of our Founding Fathers. — Ronald Reagan

And Father Funny Quotes By Moby: Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional'

Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue. — Moby

And Father Funny Quotes By William Goldman: Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and

Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor. — William Goldman

And Father Funny Quotes By Timothy J. Russert: The older I get, the smarter my father

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. — Timothy J. Russert

And Father Funny Quotes By Mike Myers: My father was a very funny man, and

My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who had no sense of humour. — Mike Myers

And Father Funny Quotes By Jonathan Winters: My mother and father were very strange people.

My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me. — Jonathan Winters

And Father Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: My father was a small claims court jester.

My father was a small claims court jester. — Steven Wright

And Father Funny Quotes By Bill Cosby: I once asked my father for a dollar

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook. — Bill Cosby

And Father Funny Quotes By Holly Hood: Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning.

Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father. — Holly Hood

And Father Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: He's my father, whoever he is, so he

He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that. — Dean Koontz