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An Uncle Quotes By Q-Tip: I'll have you weak in the knees that

I'll have you weak in the knees that you could hardly speak,
Or we could do like Uncle L and swing an ep in my Jeep. — Q-Tip

An Uncle Quotes By Rachel Van Dyken: Chin up! We're just trying to make you

Chin up! We're just trying to make you an Uncle, what's the harm in that? — Rachel Van Dyken

An Uncle Quotes By George MacDonald: Where is the good of planning upon an

Where is the good of planning upon an "if?" To trust is to get ready, uncle says. Trust is better than foresight. — George MacDonald

An Uncle Quotes By Uncle Kracker: I am an avid drinker with a serious

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem. — Uncle Kracker

An Uncle Quotes By Miles Davis: Jazz is an Uncle Tom word. They should

Jazz is an Uncle Tom word. They should stop using that word for selling. I told George Wein the other day that he should stop using it. — Miles Davis

An Uncle Quotes By Benicio Del Toro: My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was

My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle who's a lawyer, I got cousins that are lawyers. — Benicio Del Toro

An Uncle Quotes By Victoria Osteen: If you're not a parent, if you're an

If you're not a parent, if you're an aunt or uncle or neighbor, books are an amazing gift. — Victoria Osteen

An Uncle Quotes By Deon Cole: Trying to be like my uncle, because I

Trying to be like my uncle, because I was an only child. He and my cousins were everything to me. — Deon Cole

An Uncle Quotes By Alec Douglas-Home: My wife had an uncle who could never

My wife had an uncle who could never walk down the nave of an abbey without wondering whether it would take spin. — Alec Douglas-Home

An Uncle Quotes By Randi Cooley Wilson: You wanted a family. It doesn't get much

You wanted a family. It doesn't get much more typical than an eccentric cougar sexually assaulting a hot, yet quirky uncle at a family gathering, — Randi Cooley Wilson

An Uncle Quotes By Darynda Jones: Does Uncle Bob have anything?""I heard he has

Does Uncle Bob have anything?"
"I heard he has an STD."
"I mean on the women."
"Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs. — Darynda Jones

An Uncle Quotes By Humphrey Lyttelton: An uncle gave me a side drum and

An uncle gave me a side drum and my mother decided I should have lessons. — Humphrey Lyttelton

An Uncle Quotes By Si Robertson: Hey, you can't teach an old dog new

Hey, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Now, you can give an old dog new toys! And, hey, we've got one here. — Si Robertson

An Uncle Quotes By Gold Panda: My uncle was a music producer and even

My uncle was a music producer and even he'd tell me to get a proper job. I tried to get him to give me five grand to make an album - it didn't happen. — Gold Panda

An Uncle Quotes By Sherri Shepherd: Black people don't talk about diabetes that much.

Black people don't talk about diabetes that much. I never knew anything. I thought everyone had an uncle with a leg cut off! — Sherri Shepherd

An Uncle Quotes By Anurag Shourie: Enough of medical ethics. Let Uncle Hippocrates rest

Enough of medical ethics. Let Uncle
Hippocrates rest in peace. It's time to send an S.O.S to Uncle Omar Khayyam instead. — Anurag Shourie

An Uncle Quotes By Abraham Joshua Heschel: God is not nice. God is not an

God is not nice. God is not an uncle. God is an earthquake. — Abraham Joshua Heschel

An Uncle Quotes By Amanda Hudson: Well, I always thought of God as...an uncle,"

Well, I always thought of God as...an uncle," she says thoughtfully."I finally came to realize he was my father. — Amanda Hudson

An Uncle Quotes By Harper Lee: Good God, girl!" shouted her uncle. "It was

Good God, girl!" shouted her uncle. "It was an army of individuals! They walked off their farms and walked to the War! — Harper Lee

An Uncle Quotes By Si Robertson: You can't teach an old dog new dog

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here! — Si Robertson

An Uncle Quotes By Kenneth Eade: Uncle Burt's round face, mixing bowl bangs of

Uncle Burt's round face, mixing bowl bangs of greying blond locks and toothless smile made him look more like an emoticon than a judge. — Kenneth Eade

An Uncle Quotes By Agatha Christie: I've got an uncle myself. Nobody should be

I've got an uncle myself. Nobody should be held responsible for their uncles. Nature's little throwbacks - that's how I look at it. — Agatha Christie

An Uncle Quotes By Michael Buckley: But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is

But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph. — Michael Buckley

An Uncle Quotes By H.R. Willaston: Yes, Uncle Ryan! You said you wanted me

Yes, Uncle Ryan! You said you wanted me to make you an uncle. Poof! You're an uncle of a fluffy puppy. - Lilianna Gregor — H.R. Willaston

An Uncle Quotes By Sting: An uncle of mine emigrated to Canada and

An uncle of mine emigrated to Canada and couldn't take his guitar with him. When I found it in the attic, I'd found a friend for life. — Sting

An Uncle Quotes By Mohammed VI Of Morocco: I have a lot of respect for His

I have a lot of respect for His Majesty Juan Carlos. I call him Uncle Juan because he is an extraordinary person whom I have known for a long time. — Mohammed VI Of Morocco

An Uncle Quotes By Fred Allen: My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. — Fred Allen

An Uncle Quotes By Duop Chak Wuol: The mentality of who is your uncle -

The mentality of who is your uncle - an ethnocentric way of thinking, is one of the leading causes of South Sudan's internal conflicts. — Duop Chak Wuol

An Uncle Quotes By Clarence Thomas: I'm not an Uncle Tom ... I'm going

I'm not an Uncle Tom ... I'm going to be here for 40 years. For those who don't like it, get over it. — Clarence Thomas

An Uncle Quotes By Liam Hemsworth: I love my brothers' kids. It's funny -

I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them. — Liam Hemsworth

An Uncle Quotes By Rea Lidde: Wait, you are not even surprised that your

Wait, you are not even surprised that your own uncle, framed you, for an assassination?"
"No, I'm surprisingly not surprised.". — Rea Lidde

An Uncle Quotes By Louise Rennison: When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like

When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!'
Christ what an image. — Louise Rennison

An Uncle Quotes By Robert Sellers: He began to get the feeling that dear

He began to get the feeling that dear Uncle Carol "was drifting about in an Edwardian summer — Robert Sellers

An Uncle Quotes By Lemony Snicket: Uncle Monty smiled at the orphans. 'That's quite

Uncle Monty smiled at the orphans. 'That's quite all right,' he said. 'Questions show an inquisitive mind. — Lemony Snicket

An Uncle Quotes By Russell Tovey: Being an uncle brings me utter joy.

Being an uncle brings me utter joy. — Russell Tovey

An Uncle Quotes By Peter S. Beagle: So you're an angel, fine, that's terrific. Now

So you're an angel, fine, that's terrific. Now give me back my shadows. (Uncle Chaim and Aunt Rifke and the Angel) — Peter S. Beagle

An Uncle Quotes By Peter Coyote: Young people, for whom I should have been

Young people, for whom I should have been a role model and an uncle, duplicated my worst habits and died as a result. — Peter Coyote

An Uncle Quotes By Chris O'Dowd: I mean, I'm an uncle of seven or

I mean, I'm an uncle of seven or eight, and I don't mind it at all! Kids are great. Kids are the best six-hour experience you can have! — Chris O'Dowd

An Uncle Quotes By Peter Kay: Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. — Peter Kay

An Uncle Quotes By Hill Harper: My father, obviously, and my mother were inspirations.

My father, obviously, and my mother were inspirations. My uncle, Frank Harper, he was an absolute mentor for me. — Hill Harper

An Uncle Quotes By Stephen King: Here's the bottom line. I don't care if

Here's the bottom line. I don't care if it was Kinko the Klown or a guy in an Uncle Sam suit on stilts or Hubert the Happy Homo. If — Stephen King

An Uncle Quotes By T.A. Miles: His father was an ass and he is

His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses. — T.A. Miles

An Uncle Quotes By Margaret Smith: My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? — Margaret Smith

An Uncle Quotes By Chuck Nevitt: My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. — Chuck Nevitt