Alligator Quotes: top 32 famous quotes about Alligator

Alligator Quotes & Sayings

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Louisiana has a larger alligator population than any other state. Just over a million."
"Over a million!" exclaimed Amelia with astonishment. — Linda Weaver Clarke

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag. — Bob Hope

'Alligator' was the first record that anyone paid attention to, and it seemed like it was the screamy songs that got us that attention. — Matt Berninger

Sometimes this was much harder than trying to get an alligator in a suitcase. — Micheal Rivers

I swim with all my strength. No superhuman surge, or pony heroics; it's just me at my most desperate. — Karen Russell

Nobody in the city of Los Angeles knows how to catch an alligator, ... We have no experience in recreation and parks, the zoo or animal control. — Janice Hahn

Turn the goddam music up! My heart feels like an alligator! — Hunter S. Thompson

When you're a kid, it's hard to tell the innocuous secrets from the ones that will kill you if you keep them. — Karen Russell

Albert made of solid alligator - he heavy. — Walt Kelly

I'm scared to death that I'll never be afraid. — Owl City

Skins tanned to the consistency of well-traveled alligator suitcases. — Russell Baker

pony, mashed potato, alligator, watusi, twist, jerk. — A.V. Club

Paper balls? You were throwing balled up paper at an alligator? — Gini Koch

The room inside looked like the mouth of an alligator - gaped wide open to swallow something down. — Zora Neale Hurston

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. — Dan Rather

Alligator: The crocodile of America, superior in every detail to the crocodile of the effete monarchies of the Old World. — Ambrose Bierce

When Amos Moses was a boy his daddy would use him for alligator bait, tie a rope around his neck and throw him in the swamp. — Jerry Reed

I was beginning to think I had let 'my alligator mouth overload my jaybird ass. — Hal Needham

Far off in the red mangroves an alligator has heaved himself onto a hummock of grass and lies there, studying his poems. — Mary Oliver

The only thing worse than living inside an alligator had to be living inside a decrepit one. — Robert Dunbar

I haf the sownd of more words butt i coud not remember the shaps of the letters. — Karen Russell

THE ALLIGATOR IS AN ANACHRONISM THAT CAN EAT YOU! — Karen Russell

When I was a little kid, I was the first kid in my neighborhood to have a pet alligator. — Benicio Del Toro

Anyone else would have just killed the alligator — Janet Evanovich

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. — LeAnn Rimes

Little bucktoothed alligator
ready to taste my bills.
Make something suffer.
Make something stick. — B.J. Ward

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. — Karen Russell

A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator. — Homer

The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck. — Mike Pence

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. — Cordell Hull

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. — Phyllis Diller

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. — Bill Haley