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I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy. — Dave Eggers

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. — Johnny Vegas

Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so. — Lois Greiman

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. — Shaquille O'Neal

Even betting against myself, I could always find a way to lose. — Jonathan Tropper

I wouldn't be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country. — Sol Luckman

I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! — Britney Spears

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane." — Franklyn Ajaye

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself. — Will Rogers

I make myself laugh all the time. I think I'm really funny. I do. — Mila Kunis

What the hell am I doing ... ? Escape holding myself as a hostage ... ? I won't be able to make it like that ... — Tsugumi Ohba

I was fine till the finger, I say to myself, as I shift to reverse. You don't flip off Gilbert Grape. Let that be known. — Peter Hedges

He looked at the cash siting there "What's that for?" I made myself smile "A good time. — Kasie West

It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor. — Gaines Adams

I had not, I said to myself, come into the future to carry on a miniature flirtation. — H.G.Wells

I don't like sleeping in the dark jungle by myself.
Ren — Colleen Doran

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life. — Zach Galifianakis

Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day," Raquel said firmly. "And I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies. — Claudia Gray

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot! — Taylor Lautner

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters. — Jerry O'Connell

I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself — Joe Royle

I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work, — Eugene Levy

I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge." — Brian Regan

I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor ... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian. — Steve Carell

I've always surrounded myself with funny people. — Leslie Mann

I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me. — Stephenie Meyer

I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck — Rob Reger

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. — Chris Messina