Alimony Quotes
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Alimony Quotes & Sayings
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In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands.
— Diane Garnick
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
— Groucho Marx
Painters get up and paint. Writers get up and write. I like to get up and act. It's not a big deal. It makes me happy.
— Samuel L. Jackson
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.
— Don Adams
The wages of sin is alimony.
— Carolyn Wells
Time, it seemed, was not our enemy after all. It was just air and space and hours. Anything worth having was able to withstand it.
— Courtney Cole
I wear sunglasses almost all the time outside - not because I think I'm really, really cool, but because of the rays.
— Ronda Rousey
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it.
— Peggy Hopkins Joyce
Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.
— Lewis Black
Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony.
— Dick Schaap
If a woman is really injured by her marriage, she should sue under the employer liability act. She should claim damages
not alimony. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman
not alimony. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman
Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
— H.L. Mencken
King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!
— Red Buttons
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
— Oliver Herford
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
— Groucho Marx
In the end, we'll all become stories. Or else we'll become entities. Maybe it's the same.
— Margaret Atwood
It just doesn't seem fair, you know? I work my ass off and she gets to live off the ruination of my financial life
— Kenneth Eade
Maybe it was the hip-sprung way she moved, high-assed and shiny, alert to surfaces, like a character in a B movie soaked in alimony and gin.
— Don DeLillo
Even hooligans marry, though they know that marriage is for a little while. It is alimony that is for ever.
— Quentin Crisp
Now you can start paying for it with money instead of blood.
— Kenneth Eade
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
— Arthur Baer
Alimony is the curse of the writing class.
— Norman Mailer
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
— Groucho Marx
These are your peak earning years, my friend. You've got kids to think about. And soon enough, alimony.
— Garth Risk Hallberg
I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.
— Burt Reynolds
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
— John Barrymore