Alcohol Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Alcohol
Alcohol Quotes & Sayings
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Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.
— Chris Hardwick
I'm glad now, at age 66, that I never used alcohol or tobacco ... I've buried a lot of friends who used tobacco or alcohol.
— Jerry Falwell
I drank my lifetime supply of alcohol and I took my lifetime supply of drugs between the ages of 15 and 19.
— Fran Lebowitz
Not being a man of means, I knew that if I did not stay sober enough to earn money, I would run out of liquor.
— Alcoholics Anonymous
I don't drink much alcohol. If it doesn't taste like candy or sparkles, I usually don't drink it.
— Taylor Swift
Allowing your kids to watch TV doesn't have to mean they have no choice but to see commercials for junk food and alcohol.
— Charlie Ergen
Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune.
— Giuseppe Garibaldi
I think if you're doing alcohol and drugs, the chances of you surviving this kind of a pace are next to nothing. I live an extremely healthy life.
— Meredith Brooks
A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.
— Denise Richards
Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.
— Kurt Vonnegut
I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.
— Nenia Campbell
Minimum sales prices for alcohol are a startlingly bad idea. As with excise duties, the effects are regressive.
— Nigel Farage
On an everyday level, I use alcohol and drugs in general mostly to be in a happier mood, with the people around me.
— Gaspar Noe
Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.
— Elton John
Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol.
— Kirt J. Boyd
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Books, ingeniously coupled with music and alcohol, enabled the Irish to transcend reality.
— Joe Queenan
An aged Burgundy runs with a beardless Port. I cherish the fancy that Port speaks sentences of wisdom, Burgundy sings the inspired Ode.
— Ambrose Bierce
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor.
— Randy Newman
I write better with alcohol.
— A.D. Starrling
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.
— C.S. Forester
You cannot sedate all the things you hate.
— Marilyn Manson
Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism.
— Edward Abbey
Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.
— Mercedes McCambridge
What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists?
— Bret Easton Ellis
It has long been recognized that the problems with alcohol relate not to the use of a bad thing, but to the abuse of a good thing.
— Abraham Lincoln
I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.
— Mason Cooley
The Pilgrims believed beer was an unalloyed good, a 'good creature of God.' People who did not drink were suspect and 'crank-brained.
— Susan Cheever
Rural life in the winter months was rugged: snow-blurred and alcohol-fueled, violent and fast.
— John Irving
Forget to smoke and drink alcohol. Start drinking the morning sunshine, pure breeze, and unconditional love. It is a much better way to get drunk.
— Debasish Mridha
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
— W.C. Fields
Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth - alongside of me.
— Charles Bukowski
Think champagne, drink champagne!
— Ellen Dean
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
— Rita Rudner
Well, too much alcohol and a broken heart will make a man look a bit rough, Anne-Sophie. Get over it.
— A.J. Scott-Ryder
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
— Finley Peter Dunne
Nationalism ... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.
— Daniel Fried
I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ?
— Bertrand Russell
Domestic violence is frequently excused when alcohol and other substances are involved.
— Asa Don Brown
Hair of the dog and to keep me company I made a drink.
— James Kirkwood Jr.
I'm not a guy who did drugs or drank alcohol. I had a good work ethic and gave back to the community.
— Walt Frazier
It is seldom that domestic violence is an isolated episode; rather it is comprised of a number of episodes over an extended period of time.
— Asa Don Brown
I've learned when you drink Absolut straight, it burns enough to give my chest hairs a perm.
— Method Man
How is that for some people drinking is a short-term loan on the spirit, but for others a heavy mortgage on the soul?
— Sebastian Barry
That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.
— Chelsea Handler
Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
— Winston S. Churchill
I really hope he shapes up, you know? He's got a good head on his shoulders when he's not trying to give himself alcohol poisoning.
— Hailey Abbott
How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different" ...
— Robert Reed
Art is wine and experience is the brandy we distill from it.
— Robertson Davies
Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up!
— Rick Riordan
Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
— Louis Pasteur
Cigarettes and alcohol are much stronger gateway drugs.
— Steven Machat
I can walk the line, if it ain't too straight.
— Joe Diffie
But that's a side effect of alcohol, isn't it? Stopping to think about other people is not on the bar menu.
— A.S. King
Milton has carefully marked in his Satan the intense selfishness, the alcohol of egotism, which would rather reign in hell than serve in heaven.
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
— Tucker Max
A meal without wine is like a day without sun
— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Because the world all twisted up and wrong, like distorted glass, only came back into focus if you looked at it through the bottom of a bottle.
— Terry Pratchett
I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I'm straightedge.
— CM Punk
The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads.
— Doug Benson
The best thing is the combined effect of nicotine with alcohol, greater than the sum of the two parts.
— Sebastian Faulks
A conventional crime story is simple - it's just a corpse in the river or something, and a detective with an alcohol problem.
— David Lagercrantz
