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Intoxication, like sexual euphoria, is the privilege of the human animal. — Roman Payne

It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol. — Tom Papa

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine. — Craig Ferguson

When true love broke my heart in half,
I took the whiskey from the shelf,
And told my neighbors when to laugh.
I keep a dog, and bark myself. — Theodore Roethke

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples. — Warren Ellis

Also, I gained lots of weight between ages 18-20 because I was drinking alcohol at night. Alcohol has lots of calories and that does not help. — Oksana Baiul

Being drunk is the only situation when English people completely avoid health and safety rules. — Angela Kiss

Parents drinking is the reason you came into the world, and if we didn't keep doing it then, by God, it would be the reason you went back out of it. — Caitlin Moran

She picked up the stout and took a sip. It slid down her throat like silk. — Sara Sheridan

I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic. — Nenia Campbell

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.' — Robin Williams

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. — Mignon McLaughlin

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy! — Warren Ellis

There is a great independence, and a confident immunity to risk, in all drinks made out of cactus. — Alan LeMay

Sex mirrored our drinking; both defined our relationship: selfish, detached, indulgent and satisfying. — B.J. Neblett

I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night. — Jimmy Buffett

Among young people ... drinking is for getting drunk. And many go on to become alcoholics. — Billy Graham

Partying and dancing have never been my thing, but drinking I could do with reasonable familiarity and skills. I decided to begin there. — Vann Chow

The day I became free of alcohol was the day that I fully understood and embraced the truth that I would not be giving anything up by not drinking — Liz Hemingway

One doesn't even think of
the liver
and if the liver
doesn't think of
us, that's
fine. — Charles Bukowski

An aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work. — George Washington

To a drinker the sensation is real and pure and akin to something spiritual: you seek; in the bottle, you find. — Caroline Knapp

Like so many things in life, a well-poured pint of Guinness is worth waiting for. — Rashers Tierney

My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky. — William Faulkner

I didn't quit drinking. I stopped drinking shitty alcohol with assholes. And that, my friend, was the healthiest choice I've ever made. — Grant Morrison

The best colleague any doctor can have is a more fully informed patient and family. — James J. Rybacki

All along the line, physically, mentally, morally, alcohol is a weakening and deadening force ... — Beatrice Webb

A woman drove me to drink. I don't drink and drive. — Brian Spellman

[On alcohol:] Total abstinence is an impossibility and ... it will not do to insist on it as a general practice ... — Queen Victoria

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. — Alex Levine

I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate ... and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P. J. O'Rourke

Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol — Adlai E. Stevenson

Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

One more drink and I'll be under the host. — Mae West

How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different" ... — Robert Reed

Hair of the dog and to keep me company I made a drink. — James Kirkwood Jr.

Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love. — Aman Jassal

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages. — Louis Pasteur

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. — Brendan Behan

Pour alcohol on a bundle of nerves and it generally turns into a can of worms. — Ross Macdonald

Forget to smoke and drink alcohol. Start drinking the morning sunshine, pure breeze, and unconditional love. It is a much better way to get drunk. — Debasish Mridha

99% of all problems can be solved by money
and for the other 1% there's alcohol. — Quentin R. Bufogle

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person. — Marilyn Vos Savant

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson

Happiness is a fragile thing, and alcohol, as I know from the house I grew up in, is dangerous to it. — Marian Engel

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking. — William Shakespeare

Experimenting with drugs, drinking, doing this just enough to be accepted as one of the crowd, but I hated drugs, and I hated the taste of alcohol! — Gloria Gaynor

Tantrics seek oneness with the universe
through eating meat, drinking alcohol, taking drugs, dancing,
and ritual sexual intercourse. — Marvin Harris

Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind. — Rita Mae Brown

She had not character enough to take to drinking, and moaned about, slip-shod and in curl-papers, all day. — William Makepeace Thackeray

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean ... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way

I'm not a big drinking person and hardly ever have alcohol. Perhaps it's not sweet enough for my sweet tooth. — Dawn French

To alcohol! The cause of ... and solution to ... all of life's problems — Matt Groening

I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going straight from puberty to a mid-life crisis. — George Montgomery

But I've been drinking. Last time I mixed alcohol and Xanax, I went completely crazy. — Mark Matthews

The hotel bar was quiet and dark, with the kind of mood that promotes good talk and serious drinking. — George R R Martin

When you are young your body cannot handle alcohol, and when you get old your mind cannot handle it. Either way, alcohol has its way. — Robert Black

Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing! — Don Garlits

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler

[In Europe] they're really interested in you drinking their alcohol and eating their food and showing you around. — Nina Nastasia