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Alcohol Abuse Funny Quotes By Cameron Diaz: I haven't been worried about my image so

I haven't been worried about my image so much as I have been trying to find projects to push myself further than before. — Cameron Diaz

Alcohol Abuse Funny Quotes By Mary Wortley Montagu: It goes far towards reconciling me to being

It goes far towards reconciling me to being a woman, when I reflect that I am thus in no danger of ever marrying one. — Mary Wortley Montagu

Alcohol Abuse Funny Quotes By Maryse Ouellet: If I wasn't Maryse ... I would want

If I wasn't Maryse ... I would want to be. — Maryse Ouellet

Alcohol Abuse Funny Quotes By Karina Halle: You know how I feel about your scars.

You know how I feel about your scars. They only make you more beautiful. — Karina Halle

Alcohol Abuse Funny Quotes By Natsuki Kizu: I already have insurance, a religion, and a

I already have insurance, a religion, and a newspaper subscription... I'm also... not interested in... aggressive sales of cats... — Natsuki Kizu

According to a brand new report, alcohol abuse in Ireland is on the rise. Mainly because the guy who didn't drink now does. — Conan O'Brien

Alcohol Abuse Funny Quotes By Jean De La Fontaine: But the shortest works are always the best.

But the shortest works are always the best. — Jean De La Fontaine

Alcohol Abuse Funny Quotes By W. Somerset Maugham: Sentimentality is the only sentiment that rubs you

Sentimentality is the only sentiment that rubs you the wrong way. — W. Somerset Maugham

Alcohol Abuse Funny Quotes By Larry Bird: I really don't like talking about money. All

I really don't like talking about money. All I can say is that the Good Lord must have wanted me to have it. — Larry Bird