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Alcohol Quotes & Sayings

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Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain. — Chris Hardwick

I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass. — Tom T. Hall

If you want to talk about distributing substances that are lethal, ... let's be serious. Tobacco is far ahead of anything else. Alcohol is second. — Noam Chomsky

I'm glad now, at age 66, that I never used alcohol or tobacco ... I've buried a lot of friends who used tobacco or alcohol. — Jerry Falwell

I don't like to abuse alcohol-anything you abuse will abuse you back. — Michka Assayas

I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking. — Julia Child

I drank my lifetime supply of alcohol and I took my lifetime supply of drugs between the ages of 15 and 19. — Fran Lebowitz

Not being a man of means, I knew that if I did not stay sober enough to earn money, I would run out of liquor. — Alcoholics Anonymous

I don't drink much alcohol. If it doesn't taste like candy or sparkles, I usually don't drink it. — Taylor Swift

Allowing your kids to watch TV doesn't have to mean they have no choice but to see commercials for junk food and alcohol. — Charlie Ergen

Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune. — Giuseppe Garibaldi

I think if you're doing alcohol and drugs, the chances of you surviving this kind of a pace are next to nothing. I live an extremely healthy life. — Meredith Brooks

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up. — Denise Richards

Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable. — Kurt Vonnegut

I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic. — Nenia Campbell

Minimum sales prices for alcohol are a startlingly bad idea. As with excise duties, the effects are regressive. — Nigel Farage

On an everyday level, I use alcohol and drugs in general mostly to be in a happier mood, with the people around me. — Gaspar Noe

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine. — Elton John

A little wine sometimes, that's all. Spirits (are) bad. Alcohol wrong. Herb does grow. — Bob Marley

Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol. — Kirt J. Boyd

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. — Mignon McLaughlin

Books, ingeniously coupled with music and alcohol, enabled the Irish to transcend reality. — Joe Queenan

An aged Burgundy runs with a beardless Port. I cherish the fancy that Port speaks sentences of wisdom, Burgundy sings the inspired Ode. — Ambrose Bierce

The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor. — Randy Newman

I write better with alcohol. — A.D. Starrling

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. — C.S. Forester

You cannot sedate all the things you hate. — Marilyn Manson

Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism. — Edward Abbey

Next steps?" I asked, turning him back to business once again. "A stiff drink?" "Have I finally driven you to alcohol, Sentinel? — Chloe Neill

Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time. — Mercedes McCambridge

I play way too much blitz chess. It rots the brain just as surely as alcohol. — Nigel Short

Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry. — Coluche

What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists? — Bret Easton Ellis

It has long been recognized that the problems with alcohol relate not to the use of a bad thing, but to the abuse of a good thing. — Abraham Lincoln

Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol. — Lily Tomlin

I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. — Mason Cooley

The Pilgrims believed beer was an unalloyed good, a 'good creature of God.' People who did not drink were suspect and 'crank-brained. — Susan Cheever

If I'm using drugs and alcohol, it means that I've given up on my fullest potential. — Macklemore

Rural life in the winter months was rugged: snow-blurred and alcohol-fueled, violent and fast. — John Irving

I just took some ecstasy, ain't no tellin' what the side effects could be. — Dr. Dre

Alcohol is the motorcycle of beverages. Liver fast, die young. — Jarod Kintz

Forget to smoke and drink alcohol. Start drinking the morning sunshine, pure breeze, and unconditional love. It is a much better way to get drunk. — Debasish Mridha

I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol. — W.C. Fields

I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door. — Joe Walsh

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore. — Dean Martin

It wasn't an effect of alcohol. It was more like we got drunk on the night. — Leila Sales

Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries. — Luis Bunuel

Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth - alongside of me. — Charles Bukowski

Pour alcohol on a bundle of nerves and it generally turns into a can of worms. — Ross Macdonald

Hangovers had a way of teaching people that drinking alcohol was not a good idea. — John Flanagan

Sorry, I'd love to hang out with you but this alcohol isn't going to drink itself into incoherence and liver failure — Tao Lin

Think champagne, drink champagne! — Ellen Dean

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly. — Rita Rudner

Well, too much alcohol and a broken heart will make a man look a bit rough, Anne-Sophie. Get over it. — A.J. Scott-Ryder

I'm sure drugs and alcohol perhaps would inspire new thoughts, but it's certainly not something that I use as a tool or a mechanism to create. — Heath Ledger

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. — Finley Peter Dunne

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. — Brendan Behan

Nationalism ... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you. — Daniel Fried

I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ? — Bertrand Russell

Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love. — Aman Jassal

Domestic violence is frequently excused when alcohol and other substances are involved. — Asa Don Brown

Hair of the dog and to keep me company I made a drink. — James Kirkwood Jr.

I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it. — Meg Cabot

I'd get very nervous and uncomfortable in social situations and the only way I could feel at all normal was, well, to drink my guts out. — Johnny Depp

I'm not a guy who did drugs or drank alcohol. I had a good work ethic and gave back to the community. — Walt Frazier

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine
off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the
tanks to control you. — Dick Gregory

It is seldom that domestic violence is an isolated episode; rather it is comprised of a number of episodes over an extended period of time. — Asa Don Brown

I've learned when you drink Absolut straight, it burns enough to give my chest hairs a perm. — Method Man

How is that for some people drinking is a short-term loan on the spirit, but for others a heavy mortgage on the soul? — Sebastian Barry

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka. — Chelsea Handler

Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Winston S. Churchill

I really hope he shapes up, you know? He's got a good head on his shoulders when he's not trying to give himself alcohol poisoning. — Hailey Abbott

How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different" ... — Robert Reed

A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking — Anne Enright

Any live venue where there is alcohol served and it's past midnight there is gonna be fights. It doesn't matter if it's Hip-Hop, Rock or Jazz. — Slaine

Art is wine and experience is the brandy we distill from it. — Robertson Davies

Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up! — Rick Riordan

Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. — Mitch Hedberg

I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am. — CM Punk

I get bombed for breakfast in the morning, I get bombed for dinner. — Elton John

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages. — Louis Pasteur

Cigarettes and alcohol are much stronger gateway drugs. — Steven Machat

I can walk the line, if it ain't too straight. — Joe Diffie

But that's a side effect of alcohol, isn't it? Stopping to think about other people is not on the bar menu. — A.S. King

Milton has carefully marked in his Satan the intense selfishness, the alcohol of egotism, which would rather reign in hell than serve in heaven. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones. — Tucker Max

A meal without wine is like a day without sun — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Because the world all twisted up and wrong, like distorted glass, only came back into focus if you looked at it through the bottom of a bottle. — Terry Pratchett

My tongue thirsty for superiority, maybe even immortality, ruled me. I was ruled by my tongue. I was ruled by women. I was ruled by alcohol. — Jerzy Pilch

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I'm straightedge. — CM Punk

The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads. — Doug Benson

You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women. — Raymond Chandler

The best thing is the combined effect of nicotine with alcohol, greater than the sum of the two parts. — Sebastian Faulks

A conventional crime story is simple - it's just a corpse in the river or something, and a detective with an alcohol problem. — David Lagercrantz

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. — Kin Hubbard

Alcohol is the river we sit on the banks of, contemplating. Sometimes we watch ourselves float past, sometimes we watch ourselves sink. — Nick Flynn

Too much alcohol hampers people's ability to parent. That's why I've chosen to remain childless. — Kyra Davis

It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away. — Ludacris