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Her yelling continues until I answer the door to find her on her knees shouting through the letterbox, like a gynaecologist bellowing into a woman.
— Alan Partridge
my remarkable walked
— Alan Partridge
Since I met you, being alone sucks.
— Jaci Burton
The father, Trevor, was an asthmatic, but what he lacked in being able to breath quietly, he more than made up for with parental skills.
— Alan Partridge
The practice does lose its charm if overused -
— Meg Cabot
Note to clients, quicklime is a preservative, not a corrosive.
— Kelley Armstrong
When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
— John Perry Barlow
Snowflakes fell from the sky like tiny pieces of a snowman who had stood on a landmine.
— Alan Partridge
Art is not emotion. Art is the medium in which emotion is expressed.
— Nadia Boulanger
Like the name of a cartoon Belgian detective said in a Scottish accent, it's 10:10.'11 It
— Alan Partridge
I don't think we [the USA] need more troops. I think we need to be less worried about civilian casualties.
— Ann Coulter
He is also a keen cook, gardener and birder. He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear but is permanently doing the heavy metal sign.
— Alan Partridge
The devil can site scripture for his own purpose! An evil soul producing holy witness is like a villain with a smiling cheek.
— William Shakespeare
Hello, Alan." said Carol's dad Keith.
"Hello, Alan." said Carol's mum, Stella, not bothering to think of a greeting of her own. — Alan Partridge
"Hello, Alan." said Carol's mum, Stella, not bothering to think of a greeting of her own. — Alan Partridge
A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women.
— Alan Partridge
Voltaire lighted a torch and gave to others the sacred flame. The light still shines and will as long as man loves liberty and seeks for truth.
— Robert Green Ingersoll
God's existence cannot be deduced by reason alone.
— William Of Ockham
Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.
— Alan Partridge
Omit needless words.
— William Strunk Jr.