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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling. — Al Yankovic

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will. — Al Yankovic

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you. — Al Yankovic

I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me. — Al Yankovic

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here. — Al Yankovic

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block. — Al Yankovic

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it. — Al Yankovic

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who. — Al Yankovic

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall. — Al Yankovic

Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain. — Al Yankovic

There aren't that many superstars around anymore. — Al Yankovic

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy. — Al Yankovic

I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively. — Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. — Al Yankovic

I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes. — Al Yankovic

So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by. — Al Yankovic

I mean, I don't write for kids. — Al Yankovic

Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me. — Al Yankovic

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. — Al Yankovic

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?' — Al Yankovic

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab. — Al Yankovic

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea. — Al Yankovic

I notice you're not wearing any... galloshes ;) — Al Yankovic

When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience. — Al Yankovic

My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation. — Al Yankovic

Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really. — Al Yankovic

You don't need to be defined by your job. — Al Yankovic

You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars. — Al Yankovic

A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years. — Al Yankovic

I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps. — Al Yankovic

I know more polkas than Frankie Yankovic. I grew up next door to the Polka Tavern in Milwaukee. I can sing some polkas. And proud of that. — Al Jarreau

Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails. — Al Yankovic

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork. — Al Yankovic

I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me. — Al Yankovic

It's hard to force creativity and humor. — Al Yankovic

You fake something until you're good at it. — Al Yankovic

If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it. — Al Yankovic

Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB. — Al Yankovic

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes. — Al Yankovic

I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life. — Al Yankovic

I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals. — Al Yankovic

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The awesome-est things in the world often are! — Al Yankovic

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture. — Al Yankovic

I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head. — Al Yankovic

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing? — Al Yankovic

People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it's more like having a gallbladder operation. — Al Yankovic

People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better. — Al Yankovic

Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume. — Al Yankovic

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month. — Al Yankovic

As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun. — Al Yankovic

By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube. — Al Yankovic

That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism. — Al Yankovic

A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se. — Al Yankovic

I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's. — Al Yankovic

I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit. — Al Yankovic

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing. — Al Yankovic

I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice. — Al Yankovic

I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out. — Al Yankovic

I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover. — Al Yankovic

I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really. — Al Yankovic

I'll be mellow when I'm dead. — Al Yankovic

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again. — Al Yankovic

Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine. — Al Yankovic

The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that. — Al Yankovic

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under. — Al Yankovic

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love. — Al Yankovic

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime. — Al Yankovic

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue. — Al Yankovic

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III. — Al Yankovic

My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child. — Al Yankovic

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey. — Al Yankovic

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves. — Al Yankovic

As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not. — Al Yankovic

My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody. — Al Yankovic

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team. — Al Yankovic

Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys. — Al Yankovic

I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art! — Al Yankovic

Pop culture's gotten much more disposable. — Al Yankovic

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight. — Al Yankovic

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint. — Al Yankovic

As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads." — Al Yankovic

In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me. — Al Yankovic

I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced. — Al Yankovic

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years. — Al Yankovic

As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me. — Al Yankovic

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue. — Al Yankovic

I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole. — Al Yankovic

I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound. — Al Yankovic