Airlines Quotes
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Airlines Quotes & Sayings
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Like on the airlines, they say they want to 'pre-board'. Well, what the hell is 'pre board'? What does that mean? To get on before you get on?
— George Carlin
If you would look up bad labor relations in the dictionary, you would have an American Airlines logo beside it.
— Elton Joe Kendall
The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
— Henry Tillman
Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.
— Doug Larson
Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline.
— Harvey MacKay
I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.
— Willard Scott
United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.
— David Letterman
Airlines are one of the last things to be liberalized.
— Tony Fernandes
I had some airline stock, but the airlines tanked. I didn't have a lot of money in them, though.
— Mickey Gilley
A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I had more leg room in the womb.'
— Conan O'Brien
Now airlines charge for everything ... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Carl Icahn told me to stay away from airlines. In good times, the unions take away the profits, and in bad times, the cost of oil kills you.
— Mian Muhammad Mansha
We just got word that Virgin Airlines (which Branson owns) was awarded a commercial route into Shanghai. So the balloon must be doing some good.
— Mike Kendrick
The future of the airlines lay in hauling people, not in hauling mail for the government.
— C. R. Smith
Three-hour layover in Seattle. If you were flying Alaska Airlines and you wanted to go to hell you had to fly through Seattle to get there.
— Dana Stabenow
If anyone wonders why the airlines are not doing well it is because flying has been made such an unpleasant and degrading experience.
— Keith Henson
The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring.
— Iliza Shlesinger
The Asian airlines have the best wine programs.
— Alain Ducasse
Most big companies don't like you very much, except hotels, airlines and Microsoft, which don't like you at all.
— Bill Bryson
A lot of airlines have come and gone.
— David Neeleman
A lot of faith is placed upon the airline itself. The FAA has never and will never have enough resources to completely monitor the airlines.
— Wayne Williams
Keep costs low and spirits high, and the people of Southwest Airlines will keep LUV in the air.
— Herb Kelleher
I never trust the airlines from those countries where the pilots believe in the afterlife. You are safer when they don't.
— Muriel Spark
I had redesigned my entire amplifier system for this tour because airlines are very strict now.
— Lee Ritenour
When I started working on Southwest Airlines, I kid you not, only people flying on business and very wealthy people ever flew.
— Herb Kelleher
The spirit of Southwest Airlines is exuberant, it's caring, it's dedicated, it's diligent, it's fun, it's rewarding, it's a joy.
— Herb Kelleher
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.
— Margaret Smith
Discord Airlines is now boarding for takeoff.
— Gayla Drummond
#NoShade, but if United Airlines were a person, it would be Mischa Barton, just real basic AF.
— Phoebe Robinson
I wanted to be my own boss. I was fascinated by airlines and how I could change travel for the average person. Then I wanted to diversify.
— Stelios Haji-Ioannou
I guess the worst moment I ever had in business was the fear that Southwest Airlines wouldn't get off the ground.
— Herb Kelleher
I am often late for planes. The airlines know me now, they call at home and ask, 'How much later will you be today?
— Gina Lollobrigida
