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You do not need to pay attention to those voices within you that create pain, or make you feel less competent, smart or able. — Sanaya Roman

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright

The grateful heart is not developed in a single moment; it is the result of a thousand choices. — Pete Wilson

Journalists don't need a get-out-of-jail-free card, ... Instead we should be given more access to information. — Chris Powell

My songs were influenced not so much by poetry on the page but by poetry being recited by the poets who recited poems with jazz bands. — Bob Dylan

These months drive us to listen within. — Charol Messenger

I'm always showing pictures off. I have to be careful who I show them to because of who I am, obviously, but I'm a proud father. — Josh Turner

Nothing is more common in an age like this, when books abound, than to fancy that the gratification of a love of reading is real study. — John Henry Newman

I'm an actress. I'm not putting my life on the line for any great cause. I don't step out too boldly about anything except my children and family. — Kelli O'Hara

Without trees, mountains, fogs or rains, the Sun cannot create its own magic! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

How amazing that the language of a few thousand savages living on a fog-encrusted island in the North Sea should become the language of the world. — Norman St John-Stevas, Baron St John Of Fawsley

What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons. — Rodman Philbrick

The dogsman said, 'Tread lightly. Your master's in a vicious mood.' Well, that was order restored. — C.S. Pacat

Airline fees are ridiculous. I heard they're going to start charging for cabin pressure. — Em Elless

I would rather be wrong, by God, with Plato than be correct with those men. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Souls grow on bones but die beneath bankers' hours ... — Gabriel Thy

I should become happier at what I do and leave others happier than before they'd met me. — Chris Murray