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There's not a lot to do when you don't want to do anything. — Noelle Blanche

Aging gracefully - A that is rejected in 40s, but gracefully accepted in 50s... — Sandhya Jane

I was young once and slender and pretty and I made the most of it. It's somebody else's turn now. — Abigail Thomas

Death will obliterate everything soon — Agota Kristof

You get tired of always wondering anew why life has to take the place of youth. — Gary Lutz

We don't ask when people age out of singing, or eating ice cream; why would we stop making love? — Ashton Applewhite

You are damned, and we wish to share your damnation. — Ayn Rand

How I loved him. Wih every cell in my body and every breath I took. Thank goodness he was there today to share my worst moment and joke about it. — Ednah Walters

Wow. Look at the lines in your face, Missy. It's like your bitterness just dug in and stayed. — Shelly Laurenston

We can never skip growing old. As we grow older, we understand old things and things of old times better! — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

It's not cold in here, you're just dying. — Sarah Silverman

Here's to another year and let's hope it's above ground. — Carol Shields

Old is always fifteen years from now. — Bill Cosby

An old man with overalls walked by; I don't think old people should wear overalls; it makes them look like shrivelly toddlers. — Aimee Bender

I Didn't Ask to Be a Senior Citizen (I Was Drafted) — Doug Jensen

It's cool when your husband starts to sing some old Merle Haggard song and I can pop in with a harmony and it doesn't sound too bad. — Trisha Yearwood

A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or Ms. Using the term: Ma'am could piss her off. — Ginnetta Correli

Wearing glasses for reading meant surrendering to old age without the least bit of a fight. — Andrea Camilleri

REFUSAL
When you refuse
to tell your weight
and age,
people know
you're fat and old. — Chocolate Waters

Longevity is highly over rated. — Martin Kimeldorf

The two best anti-aging agents: humor and a sense of wonder. — Marty Rubin

After 25 the only thing you'll be precocious at is death. — Patricia L. Steffy

Most of the time customers don't know what they want in advance.) — Eric Ries

I call the Change of Life "Orchids" because menopause is such an ugly word. It's got men in it for goddsakes. — Lisa Jey Davis

Unhappy people make me feel like I've done something wrong. — Alexandra Stoddard

I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun! — Rodney Dangerfield

I'm over the hill for come-on lines. On a quiet day, I can hear my liver rotting. For exercise, I fall down. ~ Clete — James Lee Burke

To a man and woman, all of her elderly patients had been surprised to be old - which Avery privately regarded as a serious failure to pay attention. — Lionel Shriver

If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other. — Bauvard