Aging Humor Quotes
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Aging Humor Quotes & Sayings
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There's not a lot to do when you don't want to do anything.
— Noelle Blanche
I was young once and slender and pretty and I made the most of it. It's somebody else's turn now.
— Abigail Thomas
Death will obliterate everything soon
— Agota Kristof
We don't ask when people age out of singing, or eating ice cream; why would we stop making love?
— Ashton Applewhite
Wow. Look at the lines in your face, Missy. It's like your bitterness just dug in and stayed.
— Shelly Laurenston
We can never skip growing old. As we grow older, we understand old things and things of old times better!
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
It's not cold in here, you're just dying.
— Sarah Silverman
Here's to another year and let's hope it's above ground.
— Carol Shields
Old is always fifteen years from now.
— Bill Cosby
An old man with overalls walked by; I don't think old people should wear overalls; it makes them look like shrivelly toddlers.
— Aimee Bender
I Didn't Ask to Be a Senior Citizen (I Was Drafted)
— Doug Jensen
It's cool when your husband starts to sing some old Merle Haggard song and I can pop in with a harmony and it doesn't sound too bad.
— Trisha Yearwood
A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or Ms. Using the term: Ma'am could piss her off.
— Ginnetta Correli
Wearing glasses for reading meant surrendering to old age without the least bit of a fight.
— Andrea Camilleri
Longevity is highly over rated.
— Martin Kimeldorf
After 25 the only thing you'll be precocious at is death.
— Patricia L. Steffy
I call the Change of Life "Orchids" because menopause is such an ugly word. It's got men in it for goddsakes.
— Lisa Jey Davis
Unhappy people make me feel like I've done something wrong.
— Alexandra Stoddard
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I'm over the hill for come-on lines. On a quiet day, I can hear my liver rotting. For exercise, I fall down. ~ Clete
— James Lee Burke
To a man and woman, all of her elderly patients had been surprised to be old - which Avery privately regarded as a serious failure to pay attention.
— Lionel Shriver
