Aggravation Funny Quotes

It is no longer the sexual which is indecent, it is the sentimental. — Roland Barthes

We're here for such a short amount of time. Why do we spend any of it building sandcastles? — Nick Hornby

A team is a group of players who support one another on court and who think of the group before they think of themselves — K. C. Jones

I think what makes 'Jeopardy!' special is that, among all the quiz and game shows out there, ours tends to encourage learning. — Alex Trebek

The judge in the Saddam trial appears to be wearing comedy specs and moustache. — Eddie Mair

I need your lips to kiss me
I need your arms to hold me
I need your words to comfort me — Alysha Speer

Humanity's greatest advances are not in its discoveries but in how those discoveries are applied to reduce inequity — Bill Gates

Hurry is the weakness of fools. — Baltasar Gracian

Every small group has at least one 'difficult' person in it. If you don't immediately recognize who that person is
it's probably you! — Rick Warren

I'm not much into rear window ethics. — Alfred Hitchcock

I think that cinema has always progressed through exchanges. — Jacques Audiard

June is bustin' out all over. — Oscar Hammerstein II

Later Protestant writers would refer to this as the articulus stantis et cadentis ecclesiae - the "article by which the church stands or falls. — Alister E. McGrath

A fool often fails because he thinks what is difficult is easy. — John Churton Collins

Our very lives depend on the ethics of strangers, and most of us are always strangers to other people. — Bill Moyers