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Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book. — Ronald Blythe

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. — Albert Einstein

I worried about playing God (in the movie Oh God). We're about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods. — George Burns

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world? — Christy Leigh Stewart

It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text. — Lindsey Kelk

I'm forty-two," he said. "That's eighty-four in musician years. — Monica Wood

A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. — Ambrose Bierce

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.' — Claude Pepper

He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight. — Dorothy Parker

She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late. — Sophie Kinsella

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it. — Gene Perret

That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material. — Jon Stewart

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. — Rodney Dangerfield

Because, like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, I was embraced by the gays. They loved me and praised me. I was funny and so mean and mature for my age! — Tina Fey

Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone. — John C. Maxwell

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old. — Auliq Ice

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point. — Doug Stanhope

Act your age, not your shoe size. — Prince

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! — Joan Rivers

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty. — Robert Benchley

Zeb was kindergarten teacher
a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. — Molly Harper

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. — Will Rogers

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. — Stephen Fry

Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 2 — MaryAnne Tebedo

The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen and thirty-seven for man — Aristotle.

I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to. — Chic Murray

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner

If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other. — Bauvard

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. — Eva Gabor

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't? — Paul Merton

Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?
Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.
I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. — Steven Wright

Plans?" he snorted. "I'm ninety-three years old! Who in tarnation makes plans at my age? I could stop breathin' any minute now. — Linda Howard

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. — Freddie Mercury

Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two. — Danielle Lee Zwissler

You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show. — Chelsea Handler

So you do read the papers. Usually kids your age need a bomb up their backsides, but it's good to see you've got your wits about you. — Cecelia Ahern

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted? — Zach Galifianakis

Age is a funny thing. So are appearances. Neither is relevant to what one knows, in my opinion. — Darren T. Patrick

She lies about her age and weight and is slightly older than Rocket. But they've been a couple for eight years, longer than most in Hollywood. — Kate Jackson

It's a funny thing, character, the way it brands people as they age, rising from within to leave its scar. — Kate Morton

You know, sex at seventy-six is getting very dangerous for my health ... since I live at seventy-nine! — Kensington Gore

I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. — Rodney Dangerfield

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. — Nancy Astor

Do you remember what I forgot? — Erica Goros

What do gardeners do when they retire? — Bob Monkhouse

In the field, one quickly learns that everything that was funny at age ten is funny all over again. — Neil Strauss