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Since the days of slavery, if you were a good singer or dancer, it was your job to perform for the master after dinner. — Spike Lee

Thou hast nor youth nor age But as it were an after dinner sleep Dreaming of both. — William Shakespeare

After all, poison is only contagious at dinner parties. — Scott Lynch

After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings. — Brad Shaw

We're going to fuck. Then I think we'll probably do it again. After that I'll buy you dinner, but only if you're nice. — Joanna Wylde

Where are you going?" she called after him.
"Dinner!" he yelled back, not turning. "I best eat somethin' afore I decide t'devour ye instead! — Selena Kitt

All men love peace in their armchairs after dinner; but they disbelieve the other nations's professions, rightly measuring its sincerity by their own. — Oscar W. Firkins

Six o'clock means very little to a three-year-old. It works better to say "after dinner," or "as soon as the baby takes her morning nap. — Joanna Faber

There is but one pleasure in life equal to that of being called on to make an after-dinner speech, and that is not being called on to make one. — Charles Dudley Warner

No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it. — Kin Hubbard

After I read David Suzuki's book, I took salmon from my dinner plate and I buried it in the woods, hoping to assist the growth of a large tree. — Ned Hayes

In Hollywood, as I've often said, if you don't sing or dance, you end up as an after-dinner speaker. — Ronald Reagan

My training was never to drink after dinner nor before I wrote nor while I was writing. — Ernest Hemingway,

I'm not a late-night person. After 10 P.M., I'm falling asleep. If I'm out at that time, I'll be the one falling asleep at dinner. — Blake Mycoskie

Flatulence peaks twice a day ... five hours after lunch and five hours after dinner. — Mary Roach

Well with me now is Geoffrey Robinson. He was once voted 'After-dinner Speaker of the Year', so if you've had your tea, you're in for a treat — Eddie Mair

Banking and after-dinner speaking are two of the most nonessential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform, if they are. — Will Rogers

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. — Oscar Wilde

I study philosophy after my dinner, but the dinner is not the cause o my studying philosophy. — Fulton J. Sheen

I guess after you've writhed around naked on the floor in front of a man, the least you can do is let him take you to dinner. — Andrea Laurence

I wish I were brave enough to go after him. Maybe ask him to grab a coffee. Or dinner. Or brunch - wait, do people our age even have brunch? — Elle Kennedy

I do not think anything serious should be done after dinner, as nothing should be before breakfast. — George Saintsbury

The theater is the only branch of art much cared for by people of wealth; like canasta, it does away with the brother of talk after dinner. — Mary McCarthy

I come from a very, very Catholic family. We used to pray the rosary every day after dinner. — Juanes

I have to have dinner with my mother at nine and after that I won't be fit for human society. — Mary Gaitskill

we have war games after dinner. — Rick Riordan

I should fancy, however, that murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner. — Oscar Wilde

Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Are we far from the conclusion of this Project? The Prince had asked after dinner. We — Andy Jarvis

I'm a pescatarian, so I don't eat red meat or pork. So my dinners usually consist of seafood in some way. And maybe cookies after! — Misty Copeland

Painting is just like making an after-dinner speech. If you want to be remembered, say one thing and stop. — Charles Webster Hawthorne

Money isn't always the best motivator. If you leave a $50 check after dinner with friends, you don't increase the probability of being invited back. — Yochai Benkler

Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious. They are conservatives after dinner. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

You realise you're going to owe me dinner after this, right?"
"How does McDonald's sound?"
"Inadequate. — Sarah Mayberry

After a good quality dinner one will be able to forgive anybody, still one's own relations. — Oscar Wilde

We always had lutefisk for Christmas dinner, after which Dad read from the Norwegian Bible. — Peter Agre

I never take a nap after dinner
but when I have had a bad night,
and then the nap takes me. — Samuel Johnson

How awful that the artist has become nothing but the after-dinner mint of society, — Samuel Barber

I LOVE IT when gods offer to pay for a dinner that's already free. Almost as much as I love assault squads that show up after the assault. — Rick Riordan

I go home, I have dinner with my wife and kids, and after my kids go to bed, I'm back online doing stuff. — Dave Goldberg

The easiest way to stay awake during an after-dinner speech is to deliver it. — Herman Herst Jr.

I'm annoyed because he assumed I'd have dinner with him, then continued to assume I would even after I refused. It's a normal reaction. — Nora Roberts

I usually wake up far after breakfast. So I have no other choice but to go straight to dinner. — Marilyn Manson

He didn't ask - of course he didn't ask - but he did show up at the captain's quarters one evening after dinner looking sheepish. — Cassandra Rose Clarke

People are not interested in you. They are not interested in me. They are interested in themselves - morning, noon and after dinner. — Dale Carnegie

They decided the mummy would be unwrapped, for the titillation of the ladies, just after dinner. — Gail Carriger

Darn kids! That's it, no dessert after dinner! And if you eat my flowers again it will be an early bed time! — K.M. Shea

Please put your penises away, gentlemen. Dinner is procured. By a woman. — Kresley Cole

Bootleggers quake in fear of me ringing them on a Sunday afternoon. I call after dinner, usually. — Peter Hook

After-dinner talk
Across the walnuts and the wine. — Alfred Lord Tennyson

It is easy enough to be moral after a good dinner beside a snug coal fire, and with our hearts well warmed with fine old port. — Henry Mayhew

The government of the world I live in was not framed, like that of Britain, in after-dinner conversations over the wine. — Henry David Thoreau

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them. — Rodney Dangerfield

Cold steel was not meant to be an after-dinner dessert! — Dan Meyer

I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. — Sid Waddell

Daylight won't protect you from anything. Bad things happen all the time; they don't wait until after dinner — Katja Millay

Mr Squeers himself acquired greater sternness and inflexibility from certain warm potations in which he was wont to indulge after his early dinner. — Charles Dickens

"Why, what I may think after dinner," returns Mr. Jobling, "is one thing, my dear Guppy, and what I may think before dinner is another thing." — Charles Dickens