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If you're old enough to have a job and to have a life, you use Facebook exactly as advertised, you look up old friends.
— Jaron Lanier
Every one turns his dreams into realities as far as he can; man is cold as ice to the truth, hot as fire to falsehood.
— Jean De La Fontaine
Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day - the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.
— Roy Blunt
trust no one, everything breaks, nothing works as advertised, and if anything can go wrong, it will.
— John Sandford
Switzerland still has a huge share of the watch market, all advertised at the airport on illuminated hoardings. Gosh, they are ugly.
— Simon Hoggart
I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad and to travel for it too!
— William Shakespeare
The King had advertised the old magic tea set, but for some reason, no one wanted sugar teeth that could gouge their eyes out.
— Heather Dixon
Anytime it was advertised that I was going to be at a particular place, the radicals would be there, the cameras with TV news.
— William Westmoreland
It's a date, not a duty
— Johnnie Dent Jr.
We have not really advertised Chicago internationally.
— Desiree Rogers
I want to be advertised and the easiest way is to do something obnoxious and do it well.
— Henry Adams
It is one of history's ironies that Communism, advertised as a classless society, tended to breed a privileged class of feudal proportions.
— Henry Kissinger
Everything about my life looked pretty well messed up compared with how adulthood had always been advertised to me. I
— Hope Jahren
If I weren't a Christian Scientist, and I saw "Trog" advertised on a marquee across the street, I'd think I'd contemplate suicide.
— Joan Crawford
If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?
— Doug Stanhope
Sing to me in the language of leviathan, that I may know his name.
— George R R Martin
The art of dying graciously is nowhere advertised, in spite of the fact that its market potential is great.
— Milton Mayer
For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't.
— Janeane Garofalo
one of the less well-advertised secrets of group sex was how often it came down to logistics.
— Alexis Hall
Give in to your passions and they will lead you to the most preposterous conclusions - passions make a fool of reason.
— Christopher Moore
For $60, I once bought a neck massage at a 'massage parlor' that advertised in 'The Washington Post.'
— Gene Weingarten
It's a beautiful life, just as advertised.
— Edwin McCain
Don't eat any foods you've ever seen advertised on television.
— Michael Pollan
Who ever walked behind anyone to freedom? If we can't go hand in hand, I don't want to go.
— Hazel Scott
The thoughts just before the event are like the fortune in the cookie. The fortune's as random as the thought.
— Adam Ross
The world other than as advertised can be an amazing place.
— John Burdett
Be as advertised.
— Johnnie Dent Jr.
A warrior culture trains for adversity. Luxury and ease are the goals advertised to the civilian world.
— Steven Pressfield
Don't drown yourself in details. Look at the whole.
— Ferdinand Foch
Note to self ... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
— Norm MacDonald
The real food is not being advertised
— Michael Pollan
Avoid foods you see advertised on television.
— Michael Pollan
I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.
— Mitch Hedberg
Twitter is amazing. I advertised for the position of research assistant on Twitter, and both of my researchers came from there.
— Lauren Beukes