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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.' — Adam Ferrara

I said I wanted to strap guns on an El Camino. When I brought it up at a meeting, they said great. I realized there's no adult in the room. — Adam Ferrara

I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it
if I was hungry, I would talk about food. — Adam Ferrara

Anytime I get to help the firefighters, I will. I'm real lucky to be in a position to help. — Adam Ferrara

If you're in California, and it's raining, stay home because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified. — Adam Ferrara

I want a '57 Starfire Olds. — Adam Ferrara

The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink. — Adam Ferrara

I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick. — Adam Ferrara

My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.' — Adam Ferrara

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift. — Adam Ferrara

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil. — Adam Ferrara

I've been told I have an aggressive driving style. — Adam Ferrara

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.' — Adam Ferrara

I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours. — Adam Ferrara

Terrorists convince thousands of people to kill themselves in the name of God. I can't convince two of my friends to help me move. — Adam Ferrara

When I meet people after stand-up shows, they'll bring their cars. — Adam Ferrara

I'm surprised how hot it gets in the Moab Desert. I knew it got hot, but I didn't think it got, like, Mercury-hot. — Adam Ferrara

I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.' — Adam Ferrara

I drove a brand new Lamborghini, the Huracan; it was great. We went on the Autobahn, and we got to drive on the Nurburgring. — Adam Ferrara

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you. — Adam Ferrara

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. — Adam Ferrara

I took a Ferrari under the 405 freeway. We took rent-a-cars through the desert. That was fun. — Adam Ferrara

I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities. — Adam Ferrara

At 140, 150, that's when the car starts floating. At 160, that's when you start seeing dead relatives. At 180, it's, like, terrifying and exciting. — Adam Ferrara

Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends. — Adam Ferrara

I don't have a car in Manhattan because you have to choose between a car and an apartment. It's that expensive. — Adam Ferrara

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car. — Adam Ferrara

What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell - I'll never know why! — Adam Ferrara

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara

Any time you can get a muscle car back, it's a good thing. — Adam Ferrara

Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking ... ,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something. — Adam Ferrara

I do stupid stuff like that: I'll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers. — Adam Ferrara

I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization. — Adam Ferrara

I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't. — Adam Ferrara

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me. — Adam Ferrara