Achmed Quotes
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Achmed Quotes & Sayings
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There are so many things we can have in this world, but only 10 percent of it changes the condition of someone's heart.
— Shannon L. Alder
I'm too busy trying not to be in love with someone who isn't real.
— Becky Albertalli
A new branch of mathematics was developed over the last 200 years to deal with the more complex aspects of reality: statistics.
— Yuval Noah Harari
Is that not what a commander must do, earn respect, give them discipline and ... love them?
— Jeff Shaara
What you loved as a child, you will love forever.
— Francesca Zappia
Shut up or i'll kill you by Achmed the dead tarries.
— Jeff Dunham
At the risk of being forgotten completely by the media, I went to college and pursued a passion that had nothing to do with acting: mathematics.
— Danica McKellar
He is still, at times, astonished by her. She may be the most intelligent woman in England, he thinks. Her books may be read for centuries.
— Michael Cunningham
Turn, gentle Hermit of the Dale, And guide my lonely way To where yon taper cheers the vale With hospitable ray.
— Oliver Goldsmith
My joy is as painful as my pain.
— Fernando Pessoa
The two great cultural and political currents of Italy have always only been concerned with the masses.
— Emma Bonino
Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar...
Jeff: No no no no no
Achmed: You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard. — Jeff Dunham
Jeff: No no no no no
Achmed: You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard. — Jeff Dunham
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you! — Jeff Dunham
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you! — Jeff Dunham