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I'll never have so compelling a figure within my embrace as Joan of Arc; there will never be a book whose last chapter is so very hard to get right.
— Kathryn Harrison
Make time daily to nurture your physical, mental and emotional health.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
I am afraid to piss in the morning 'cause I don't want to waste any of my excellence
— Miguel Torres
Maybe some love was guaranteed. Maybe it fit inside you and around you like skin and bones.
— Alice Hoffman
It is wise to read some books, and wise to throw away some.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.
— Julia Sweeney
I was relying on youth be loyal to the specific variety of compromise and unhappiness, which our hard-won marriage represents.
— Alain De Botton
Trev, all you had to do was breathe to make me want you.
— Cindy C. Bennett
They were all puppets, animated by the properties, responsibilities, and relationships they were tied to,
— Lee Goldberg
I give you my hand, I give you my love more precious than money, I give you myself before preaching or law; Will you give me yourself?
— Walt Whitman
An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
— Roald Dahl
Surely even a brief time is better than no time?
— Suzanne Collins