Absurd Love Quotes: top 41 famous quotes about Absurd Love

Absurd Love Quotes & Sayings

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How absurd and delicious it is to be in love with somebody younger than yourself. Everybody should try it. — Barbara Pym

Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern

How unbearable, for women, is the tenderness which a man can give them without love. For men, how bittersweet this is. — Albert Camus

This idea that people have to love and understand each other is absurd. It's not human nature. — Fran Lebowitz

My love is pizza shaped. Won't you have a slice? It's circular, so there's enough to go around. — Dora J. Arod

I love the absurd - kind of absurdist comedy, absurd things in life. — Rose McGowan

No people find each other more absurd than lovers — C.S. Lewis

We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd. — Howard Stern

Why did dusk and fir-scent and the afterglow of autumnal sunsets make people say absurd things? — L.M. Montgomery

Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle - and mine just got stolen. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane — Josh Stern

People know when they are being lied to, they know when their rulers are absurd, they know they do not love their chains. — Christopher Hitchens

When people say, 'You're perceived as a sex symbol,' I love the idea of that because it's so absurd. — James Nesbitt

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited. — William Goldman

I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free — Josh Stern

I love my homeland, but it's an absurd country. Politics in the Philippines is like spectator sports! — Miguel Syjuco

Hatred is just a funny and absurd rhyme with no tune. — Auliq Ice

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern

The misery and greatness of this world: it offers no truths, but only objects for love. Absurdity is king, but love saves us from it. — Albert Camus

... You saved me from a life filled with absurd prejudice and morality and allowed me to grow... — Julie Maroh

The less we have, the more we give. Seems absurd, but it's the logic of love. — Mother Teresa

To achieve the impossible, you must attempt the absurd — Jon R. Michaelsen

Love and all the obsessive behaviors associated with it, was an absurd emotion. — Judith McNaught

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

She hated the love she had been given, because it had asked for nothing in return, which was absurd, unreal, against the laws of nature — Paulo Coelho

If you take things the wrong way, be aware of which end is up — Josh Stern

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored. — Dora J. Arod

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I did not find him absurd. I saw he was kind, that he was on the verge of real love. I thought it would be nice for me to be in love with him, too. — Francoise Sagan

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

We call love what binds us to certain creatures only by reference to a collective way of seeing for which books and legends are responsible. — Albert Camus

Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials ... I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months — Josh Stern

I love shark week, all kids swim for free — Josh Stern

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

In order to butterfly kiss, does it require caterpillar lips? — Josh Stern

Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable — Josh Stern

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident — Josh Stern