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There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra. — Doris Roberts

Talent is more erotic when it's wasted. — Don DeLillo

Don't hold together what must fall apart. The familiar life crumbles so the new life can begin. — Bryant H. McGill

When someone says they're going to be honest with you, they are in most cases preparing to lie faster than a horse can trot. — Stephen King

Fear and hopelessness washed over her. She was looking her own mortality in the face, and it was a horrifying thing to do. — Rose Wynters

In all your getting, get understand. Proverbs paraphrased — Katie Canty

The speaker catches fire
looking at their faces.
His words
jump down to stand
in listener's places. — Langston Hughes

Most power is power to coerce somebody. We don't have the power to coerce anybody. — Charles Koch

Like a four-sided porch I'm open to all winds. — Luc Sante

Things are old. Parts are old. I'm talking about 'us' parts. AARP-parts. Some of us were born with stronger parts than others. — Bill Cosby

He [Nomar Garciaparra] could go 0-for-10 in rehab and it wouldn't mean anything. — Joe Torre

I feel a normal temperature,' I reply, slightly — Jessica Brody

AARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber. — Dave Barry

Shortly after I turned 50, both Ted Turner and the AARP came into my life. The only difference? With AARP, there were benefits. — Jane Fonda

I am the Captain of my own life. — Lexis De Rothschild

If you hurt her I'll make you pay. I may be old, but that doesn't mean I can't make you suffer."
"Damn right. You've got the AARP on your side. — Shannon K. Butcher

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service. — Andy Borowitz