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Aarp's Quotes By Doris Roberts: There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP,

There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra. — Doris Roberts

Aarp's Quotes By Don DeLillo: Talent is more erotic when it's wasted.

Talent is more erotic when it's wasted. — Don DeLillo

Aarp's Quotes By Bryant H. McGill: Don't hold together what must fall apart. The

Don't hold together what must fall apart. The familiar life crumbles so the new life can begin. — Bryant H. McGill

Aarp's Quotes By Stephen King: When someone says they're going to be honest

When someone says they're going to be honest with you, they are in most cases preparing to lie faster than a horse can trot. — Stephen King

Aarp's Quotes By Rose Wynters: Fear and hopelessness washed over her. She was

Fear and hopelessness washed over her. She was looking her own mortality in the face, and it was a horrifying thing to do. — Rose Wynters

Aarp's Quotes By Katie Canty: In all your getting, get understand. Proverbs paraphrased

In all your getting, get understand. Proverbs paraphrased — Katie Canty

Aarp's Quotes By Langston Hughes: The speaker catches firelooking at their faces.His wordsjump

The speaker catches fire
looking at their faces.
His words
jump down to stand
in listener's places. — Langston Hughes

Aarp's Quotes By Charles Koch: Most power is power to coerce somebody. We

Most power is power to coerce somebody. We don't have the power to coerce anybody. — Charles Koch

Aarp's Quotes By Luc Sante: Like a four-sided porch I'm open to all

Like a four-sided porch I'm open to all winds. — Luc Sante

Aarp's Quotes By Bill Cosby: Things are old. Parts are old. I'm talking

Things are old. Parts are old. I'm talking about 'us' parts. AARP-parts. Some of us were born with stronger parts than others. — Bill Cosby

Aarp's Quotes By Joe Torre: He [Nomar Garciaparra] could go 0-for-10 in rehab

He [Nomar Garciaparra] could go 0-for-10 in rehab and it wouldn't mean anything. — Joe Torre

Aarp's Quotes By Jessica Brody: I feel a normal temperature,' I reply, slightly

I feel a normal temperature,' I reply, slightly — Jessica Brody

Aarp's Quotes By Dave Barry: AARP is a large and powerful organization, similar

AARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber. — Dave Barry

Aarp's Quotes By Jane Fonda: Shortly after I turned 50, both Ted Turner

Shortly after I turned 50, both Ted Turner and the AARP came into my life. The only difference? With AARP, there were benefits. — Jane Fonda

Aarp's Quotes By Lexis De Rothschild: I am the Captain of my own life.

I am the Captain of my own life. — Lexis De Rothschild

Aarp's Quotes By Shannon K. Butcher: If you hurt her I'll make you pay.

If you hurt her I'll make you pay. I may be old, but that doesn't mean I can't make you suffer."
"Damn right. You've got the AARP on your side. — Shannon K. Butcher

Aarp's Quotes By Andy Borowitz: John Edwards is a tragic case of a

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service. — Andy Borowitz