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I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign. — Carl Sagan

A man was taken to the Zoo and shown the giraffe. After gazing at it a little in silence: 'I don't believe it,' he said. — Dorothy L. Sayers

I can feel his soul through his lips. It's telling me a story of agony over how long it's waited for this moment and how it never wants it to end. — Tara Elizabeth

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper. — Robert Breault

My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit — Rodney Dangerfield

Please keep your children at your side. Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy.
(petting zoo sign) — Katie MacAlister

I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped. — Rodney Dangerfield

Children are not a zoo of entertainingly exotic creatures, but an array of mirrors in which the human predicament leaps out at us. — John Updike

A big fat zoo of snorers is snoring in all different rhythms — David Mitchell

Save a life, and your path will always have light. — James Patterson

We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If you can't afford a movie, go to the zoo. If you can't afford the zoo, go see a politician. — Anonymous

It is a science fact that some animals do dream.
It'll someday lead them to places better than zoo. — Toba Beta

Threw a fence up and called it the Bronx Zoo. — Richard Price

I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

The evidence all points to the fact that we occupy not a well-mannered clockwork universe, but a destructive, violent, and hostile zoo. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Suci, a Sumatran rhino, lives at the Cincinnati Zoo, — Elizabeth Kolbert

It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. — Tracy Morgan

Why build a zoo when we can just put up a fence around Chapel Hill? — Jesse Helms

So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident. — Lish McBride

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. — Ogden Nash

Traveling with a big band is like being an inmate in a traveling zoo. — Hoagy Carmichael

A kid and I jigged in a queue to a xylophone at the zoo and we rued the view of me being so coo-coo. — Rebecca Rose Orton

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The Elgin Marbles were supposed to be on the Parthenon. For many works of art, a museum is an artificial setting - a zoo, not a natural habitat. — Virginia Postrel

A good zoo is how humans make amends. — Katherine Applegate

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal. — Dov Davidoff

A society with lynch culture needs a big zoo, not for the animals definitely, but for the very people themselves! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

The caged eagle become a metaphor for all forms of isolation, the ultimate in imprisonment. A zoo is prison. — Nadine Gordimer

Smithsonian is actually a group of nineteen different museums and a zoo, — John Grisham

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The uncivilized behavior of some human beings in a zoo has to be seen to be believed. — Gerald Durrell

I love animals, and I was always attracted to the idea of being a zoo veterinarian or a veterinarian with the circus. — Kay Redfield Jamison

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Nobody goes to a zoo to dream about dragons. — Charles P. Pierce

The zoo grounds reeked of desolation, but the silence had an undercurrent, a silvery vibe, like the hush of a concert hall just before the first note. — Suki Michelle

Marlon was more of a formal zoo director type. — Jim Fowler

Greta Garbo: A deer in the body of a woman, living resentfully in the Hollywood zoo. — Clare Boothe Luce

My love's got a lot of love to give. Unfortunately, she gives none of it to me. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle - and mine just got stolen. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

There seems to be a general impression that to be known as normal in Hollywood is akin to being labeled as rare animal in a zoo. — Irene Dunne

Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

We literally live right in the middle of the zoo, and it means that every day is a new experience and so much fun. — Bindi Irwin

Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

You must love teaching', one mother said to Mr. Shevvington. 'Yes indeed. I think of each class as a zoo.' He laughed..'Twenty-six to a cage. — Caroline B. Cooney

Undressing her was an act of recklessness, a kind of vandalism, like releasing a zoo full of animals, or blowing up a dam. — Michael Chabon

I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction ... And the only customer. — Craig Ferguson

I don't want to be on display like an animal in a zoo. — Grigori Perelman

Most people are really nice but some stare, like you're some kind of zoo exhibit and not a real person with real feelings. — Emma Watson

My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. — Billy Connolly

Bekily, a 12-year-old ring-tailed lemur at London Zoo, grabbed his keeper's camera to take a selfie — Anonymous

Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You're going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and put him in a zoo? — Gary Ghislain

I go to movies, go out with friends, go to car shows. I have a zoo. — Axl Rose

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? — Adam Rex

My best friend was a magpie goose, and my magpie goose would follow me around, and we'd dance in the zoo together. Then I'd be covered in mud! — Bindi Irwin

A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at. — David Sedaris

If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal. — Jeremy Clarkson

The world was becoming a zoo, without cages. — James Patterson

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Clearly, then, the city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo. — Desmond Morris

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals. — David Letterman

God gifted a Zoo; with a paralyzed care taker. — Durgesh Satpathy

Life is a zoo in a jungle — Peter De Vries

We commonly say in the trade that the most dangerous animal in a zoo is Man. — Yann Martel

I live in a zoo I run scandals with savages — Cam'ron

When I was in college, the first thing we did in acting class was to observe an animal at the zoo and become that animal. So I picked a wallaby. — Claire Coffee

If you want to understand how a lion hunts, don't go to the zoo. Go to the jungle. — Jim Stengel

How is it a vegan won't visit the zoo or rodeo, but you'll level a man with martial arts? — DiAnn Mills

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

For actors in Hollywood, it's very straightforward. We're well-paid animals in a zoo. — Robin Wright

It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous. — Kevin Bacon

Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

This mission was about as stealthy as Godzilla at a petting zoo. — Michelle Muto

I have friends who come to the Australia Zoo, and it's just, instead of playing video games, we get to hug and kiss a giraffe or walk a tiger. — Bindi Irwin

What's one more meaningless act of violence on that zoo of a planet?
It would be appropriate.
When in Rome; burn it. — Iain M. Banks

Some people think it's a jungle out here. It's not ... It's a fucking zoo! - excerpt from: freefalling — Darlenne Susan Girard

I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The world is a zoo — Edward Albee

It's still relatively rare to have an epidemiologist at a zoo. — Steve Ross

My mind is like a Zoo with no cages ... Watch where you step — Stanley Victor Paskavich

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. — Todd Barry

For a deaf man, the world is a zoo of mime artists — A.A. Bell

A peacock escaped from the Central Park Zoo and wandered around the city. Either that or I just saw a pigeon on his way to a gay pride parade. — Jimmy Fallon

Suzanne Briet proposed in 1951 that an antelope running wild would not be a document, but an antelope taken into a zoo would be one, — Lisa Gitelman

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

San Diego has the finest zoo in America, but the Los Angeles Zoo is not much more than a home for retired Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lions. — Vincent Price

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo