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I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign.
— Carl Sagan
A man was taken to the Zoo and shown the giraffe. After gazing at it a little in silence: 'I don't believe it,' he said.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
I can feel his soul through his lips. It's telling me a story of agony over how long it's waited for this moment and how it never wants it to end.
— Tara Elizabeth
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
— Rodney Dangerfield
Please keep your children at your side. Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy.(petting zoo sign) — Katie MacAlister
I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.
— Rodney Dangerfield
A big fat zoo of snorers is snoring in all different rhythms
— David Mitchell
Save a life, and your path will always have light.
— James Patterson
We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
If you can't afford a movie, go to the zoo. If you can't afford the zoo, go see a politician.
— Anonymous
It is a science fact that some animals do dream.It'll someday lead them to places better than zoo. — Toba Beta
Threw a fence up and called it the Bronx Zoo.
— Richard Price
I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
The evidence all points to the fact that we occupy not a well-mannered clockwork universe, but a destructive, violent, and hostile zoo.
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Suci, a Sumatran rhino, lives at the Cincinnati Zoo,
— Elizabeth Kolbert
So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.
— Lish McBride
Traveling with a big band is like being an inmate in a traveling zoo.
— Hoagy Carmichael
A kid and I jigged in a queue to a xylophone at the zoo and we rued the view of me being so coo-coo.
— Rebecca Rose Orton
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
The Elgin Marbles were supposed to be on the Parthenon. For many works of art, a museum is an artificial setting - a zoo, not a natural habitat.
— Virginia Postrel
A good zoo is how humans make amends.
— Katherine Applegate
A society with lynch culture needs a big zoo, not for the animals definitely, but for the very people themselves!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
The caged eagle become a metaphor for all forms of isolation, the ultimate in imprisonment. A zoo is prison.
— Nadine Gordimer
I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
The uncivilized behavior of some human beings in a zoo has to be seen to be believed.
— Gerald Durrell
I love animals, and I was always attracted to the idea of being a zoo veterinarian or a veterinarian with the circus.
— Kay Redfield Jamison
She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Nobody goes to a zoo to dream about dragons.
— Charles P. Pierce
Marlon was more of a formal zoo director type.
— Jim Fowler
Greta Garbo: A deer in the body of a woman, living resentfully in the Hollywood zoo.
— Clare Boothe Luce
Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
We literally live right in the middle of the zoo, and it means that every day is a new experience and so much fun.
— Bindi Irwin
Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
You must love teaching', one mother said to Mr. Shevvington. 'Yes indeed. I think of each class as a zoo.' He laughed..'Twenty-six to a cage.
— Caroline B. Cooney
Undressing her was an act of recklessness, a kind of vandalism, like releasing a zoo full of animals, or blowing up a dam.
— Michael Chabon
I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction ... And the only customer.
— Craig Ferguson
I don't want to be on display like an animal in a zoo.
— Grigori Perelman
Most people are really nice but some stare, like you're some kind of zoo exhibit and not a real person with real feelings.
— Emma Watson
My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Bekily, a 12-year-old ring-tailed lemur at London Zoo, grabbed his keeper's camera to take a selfie
— Anonymous
Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You're going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and put him in a zoo?
— Gary Ghislain
A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at.
— David Sedaris
If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal.
— Jeremy Clarkson
The world was becoming a zoo, without cages.
— James Patterson
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Clearly, then, the city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.
— Desmond Morris
Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.
— David Letterman
God gifted a Zoo; with a paralyzed care taker.
— Durgesh Satpathy
Life is a zoo in a jungle
— Peter De Vries
When I was in college, the first thing we did in acting class was to observe an animal at the zoo and become that animal. So I picked a wallaby.
— Claire Coffee
How is it a vegan won't visit the zoo or rodeo, but you'll level a man with martial arts?
— DiAnn Mills
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
For actors in Hollywood, it's very straightforward. We're well-paid animals in a zoo.
— Robin Wright
It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous.
— Kevin Bacon
Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
This mission was about as stealthy as Godzilla at a petting zoo.
— Michelle Muto
What's one more meaningless act of violence on that zoo of a planet?It would be appropriate.
When in Rome; burn it. — Iain M. Banks
Some people think it's a jungle out here. It's not ... It's a fucking zoo! - excerpt from: freefalling
— Darlenne Susan Girard
I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
The world is a zoo
— Edward Albee
My mind is like a Zoo with no cages ... Watch where you step
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.
— Todd Barry
Suzanne Briet proposed in 1951 that an antelope running wild would not be a document, but an antelope taken into a zoo would be one,
— Lisa Gitelman
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
San Diego has the finest zoo in America, but the Los Angeles Zoo is not much more than a home for retired Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lions.
— Vincent Price
I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo