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Yeah, Mom, Ethan's turned into a monster and my best friend thinks he's a faery. How was your day? — Julie Kagawa

Do Mom and Dad know you're dating a homicidal lunatic? (Madaug)
No, and if you tell them, I'll superglue your fingertips to your keyboard. (Eric) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

When someone deeply listens to you, your barefeet are on the earth, and a beloved land that seemed distant, is now at home within you. — John Fox

Don't worry, God understands,' Mom said. 'He knows that your father is a cross we must bear. — Jeannette Walls

Technically, it's a family restaurant, but it will only remind you of your family if your mom chain-smoked menthols. — Sarah Vowell

You went to the aerie?" My voice wavers a little as I look back and forth between my mom and sister. "You risked your lives to rescue me? — Susan Ee

When you were a kid," he continued, his voice even and low, "Your mother taught you to observe people. She also taught you not to get attached. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

question. "I don't know. I like Boston. And I like being close to my mom." "And your sisters." Arden hesitated. This was officially a first date, — Nancy Thayer

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home. — Bobby Heenan

My phone dings with a text. Mom: I bought you a rape whistle. There was a gangland slaying on your street last week. — Kristan Higgins

Young people have got to start their own theaters, really. All good theater is a kind of mom-and-pop operation. Start your own theater. — Terrence McNally

This is not your mom's fairy tale.'

From a review of my novel, 'Course of Mirrors. — Ashen Venema

I am a dirty JEW. — Your Mom

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

I'm a vampire. I have secret powers".."Actually, your mom let me in" -Michael Glass — Rachel Caine

I'm adaptable. A nomad, my mom always says."
Zoe raised an eyebrow.
"Your mom?"
"Well I wasn't spawned. — Katie Reus

But I never cheated on your mom. Never wanted to. You need a man who feels the same way, and don't stop until you find him. — Joanna Wylde

I always say to people that working full time and being a mom is probably the hardest job, because as a mom you think about your child 24/7. — Giada De Laurentiis

Definitely being a mom changes your perspective on everything. — Katie Holmes

I'm avampire. I havesecret powers ," he said with a full-on fake Transylvanian accent, which he dropped to say, "Actually, your mom let me in. — Rachel Caine

Really, Mom? Boob play isn't your thing? You didn't have an urge to motorboat them? I, for one, am shocked. — Laurel Ulen Curtis

The impression that a praying mother leaves upon her children is life-long. Perhaps when you are dead and gone your prayer will be answered. — Dwight L. Moody

My mom taught me a lot. A lot about minding your own business and leaving other people's business alone. And let them think what they want. — Ray Charles

How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it? L. R. W. Lee — L.R.W. Lee

Time spent praying and planning gives you a master plan that works for your home and sets a pattern of order for your life. — Elizabeth George

And knowing my luck ... that'll be the Engineer sign for Your mom's a skank. — Karen Traviss

Maybe because your mom just died in a car crash? — Courtney Cole

Katie, honey, you need a date for your sister's wedding."
"I had a date, Mom. He's marrying the bride. — Susan Mallery

Don't be afraid of your dark places," Mom told her. "If you can shine a light on them, you'll find treasure there. — Jeannette Walls

How big can you be if just the underground niggas know you? You can't buy your mom a house when you just an underground celebrity. — J. Cole

The most important experience for learning to be a mother is your own mom's experience. — Leslie Morgan Steiner

I can't believe you're old enough to have your purpose," Mom says with a sigh. "Makes me feel old."
"You are old. — Cynthia Hand

Culture, when it comes to food, is of course a fancy word for your mom. — Michael Pollan

Bitch your tee is the shit."
"Don't call Mace's Mom a bitch. — Kristen Ashley

If your mom's a witch, what does that make you? Harry Potter? — Kendare Blake

Buddy if it was me sitting across the dining room table I would have killed that son of a bitch long before your mom had the chance.
-Caesar — Christine Whitmarsh

The most difficult part of dating as a single parent is deciding how much risk your own child's heart is worth. — Daniel Pearce

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. — Robert Breault

It's a little awkward to know that the world is going to see you and your mom argue about stupid things and watch me get grounded ... again. — Cheyenne Kimball

I'll even let Heath help out," he really
sounded like a pompous butt.
You'll let me help out?" Heath snapped. "Your mom will let me
help out. — Kristin Cast

Was your mom a gardener?' I asked innocently.
'What?' Ren's mouth hung open slightly.
'Because a face like yours belongs planted on the ground. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

My mom is my hero. [She] inspired me to dream when I was a kid, so anytime anyone inspires you to dream, that's gotta be your hero. — Tim McGraw

What is more powerful than the love of a mother? Perhaps only God's hand in answering her earnest pleadings on your behalf. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Living is suffering, Billy. Now give your mom a nice big hug. — Dash Shaw

Anything that opens you up emotionally is going to impact your acting. Parenthood, becoming a mom, certainly does that. — Keri Russell

When you're upset, you do weights." "Is that another one of your theories, Mom?" "It's more than a theory, Ari. — Anonymous

You can be a good mom and still work out, get your rest, have a career - or not. My mother encouraged me to find that balance. — Michelle Obama

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.' — Joan Rivers

Your mom is a rainbow goddess?"
"You got a problem with that?"
"No, no. Rainbows. Very macho. — Rick Riordan

You are a person of the greatest importance when you are a mother of a family. Just do your job right and your kids will love you. — Ethel Waters

Your Mom's having a good time," Indy noted. "You meet her?" I asked. "Yeah, she's sweet," Indy replied. "She's the devil," I said. — Kristen Ashley

I'm really a family girl. My mom's like, 'As soon as you're on your own, we're going to move back to Indiana.' Well, that might be when I'm 26. — Carly Schroeder

Proverbs 16:3 'Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and He will establish your plans.' A great reminder when planning out the school year. — Tamara L. Chilver

Fortunately, when you're a mom, the responsibility of caring for your child can keep you going. — Shania Twain

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. — Jeff Foxworthy

Can you come as soon as you're done with work? At the house. Your mom threw a bowl at my mom. "I — Tijan

My mom says crying is just your body expelling all the bad stuff. Like a sneeze. Like your soul sneezing. — Jeff Garvin

If you run out of gas, get a man to pee in your tank. Thanks mom, for that timeless piece of wisdom. My car exploded, ok? — Grace Feldman

Oh, your mom is going to kill me. What was I thinking getting you practically murdered and on a school night too. — Sophie Littlefield

If you remember yourself, you will remember me. I am always a part of you. I am your mother. — Emma Michaels

In a school where everyone is famous or rich or whatever, you have a culture, 'What does your dad do?' 'What does your mom do?' — Cynthia Nixon

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez

Your time is too valuable, your destiny is too great, and your future is too bright to waste a single moment. Be a now person. — Joel Osteen

Every day I ask my husband, 'Is it possible to over kiss your child?' I literally think I kiss him 200 times in a day. It's not normal! — Rachel Zoe

I have found being a mother has made me emotionally raw in many situations. You heart is beating outside your body when you have a baby. — Kate Beckinsale

Dilip Kumar was the only Bollywood hero who could make a girl shiver just by looking at her. If you don't believe it, ask your mom! — Imtiaz Ali

If Mark wasn't a cool guy, and if your dad hadn't got there first, I'd bang Mark's mom. — Tijan

Memories is all that you have, which help you survive the storms and struggles of your daily life after you lose someone! — Nikita Dudani

[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow

Mom: A doctor, Lily? AND your own business? I want to be you when I grow up. — Colleen Hoover

You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar! — Tina Fey

You put your life on hold for me. And really, I get that. I appreciate that. But I'm not a baby anymore. Let go, Mom. — Jaci Burton

Your mom's a discrepancy. — Katie Cook

Mom: Billy, at your birthday party you'll have a cake with five candles! Billy: I know, mommy, but I want five cakes with a candle. *** — Various

God put me on earth for a few specific reasons. Being your mom was the most important and I I thank Him everyday for the opportunity and gift. — Paula Heller Garland

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. — Erma Bombeck

Being a mom kind of grounded me in a way. Your body takes on a whole new meaning. — Kelly Overton

Now you're being ridiculous. If your mom changed into a carrot, I'd think she'd change back before someone ate her, werewolf or not. — Jazz Feylynn

Treat a woman how you'd want someone to treat your mom. — Mario Lopez

Mainstream culture is like your mom: It's always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well. — Chris Hardwick

You are so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering. — THE CLOWN FACTORY

Your mom is a rainbow goddess?" "Got a problem with that?" Butch said. "No, no," Leo said. "Rainbows. Very macho. — Rick Riordan

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. — Jeff Foxworthy

Your mom can't hate a whole country because of one person! — Jeaniene Frost

I also promise to let you help name any baby your mom and me might have-"
"Mistake. We'll have a kid named Chewbacca. — Kristan Higgins

Lead the way Batman." "Batman?" She winked. "Your Mom's a wealth of information. "Aww fuck." Seriously? She'd been here for what, sixty seconds? — Kim Carmody