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Before you think I'm a complete pig.. never mind. I am. - Crank — Charles Sheehan-Miles

I discovered when we suffer, we suffer as equals, and in their capacity to suffer, a dog, is a pig, is a bear, is a boy — Philip Wollen

What happens a lot in film, though not so much in the theatre, is that you get stroked and sort of massaged, like a little guinea pig. — Cate Blanchett

When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy. — James Altucher

I was in the play 'Fat Pig in the West End,' which is a comedy but has dramatic moments. — Robert Webb

A congressman is a pig. The only way to get his snout from the trough is to rap it sharply with a stick. — Henry Adams

There is a proverb that if a peasant woman has no troubles she will buy a pig. — Anton Chekhov

To the heavens on the wings of a pig. — John Steinbeck

He comes off a little like Practical Pig in The Three Little Pigs. — Stieg Larsson

The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat. — Confucius

Did you call me a pig? (Stryder)
I called you a pigheaded boar. (Zenobia)
Isn't that redundant? (Stryder) — Kinley MacGregor

A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard. — George Sutherland

I'm happier than a pig eating bacon! — Lemony Snicket

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? — George Carlin

Don't be bashful; we're among gentlemen. It's a known fact that we men are the missing link between the pirate and the pig. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Suddenly I am furious, that with my life on the line, they don't even have the decency to pay attention to me. That I'm being upstaged by a dead pig. — Suzanne Collins

No matter what has happened, you're not a pig-boy; you're an Assistant Pig Keeper! — Lloyd Alexander

The labor of a human being is not a commodity or article of commerce. You can't weigh the soul of a man with a bar of pig-iron. — Samuel

Compulsory reading for anyone who has a pig, an aunt or a sense of humor. — Lindsey Davis

Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while. — Patrick Rothfuss

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. — Ambrose Bierce

...I'm as happy as a pig in mud, but I would have normally been as horrible, angry, and sad as a pig turned into bacon. — Aquila Robinson

Women exist to put right all the wrongs men do and to keep them from making a complete pig's ear of the world. — Jayne Fresina

I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig. — Gordon Ramsay

Don't try to make them happy, you'll only get in trouble. Don't try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it irritates the pig. — Anthony De Mello

undemonstrative in a burly fat-pig style — Joseph Conrad

Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then. — Debra Robinson

Man is nothing but a coagulation of mud and shit ... equipped with instincts lower than those of the pig or crab-louse — Flaubert

You can put wings on a pig, but that doesn't make it an eagle. — Bill Clinton

(The pig) hath a fair sepulchre in the grateful stomach of the judicious epicure - and for such a tomb might be content to die. — Charles Lamb

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? — Steven Wright

One has a nose. The nose scents and it chooses. An artist is simply a kind of pig snouting truffles. — Igor Stravinsky

A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. — Ingrid Newkirk

Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife. — Hunter S. Thompson

To the stars, on the wings of a pig. — John Steinbeck

Despite my exhaustion I have a devil of a time getting to sleep because of the rats above my bed and a pig who lives beneath my room ... — Claude Monet

You're disgusting when you eat," Chuck said, sitting on the bench next to him. "It's like watching a starving pig eat his own klunk. — James Dashner

The only thing about a man that is a man ... is his mind. Everything else you can find in a pig or a horse. — Archibald MacLeish

In my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig. — Dave Blood

-Cheap? I could have bought a whole pig
with that coin jester.
-Exactly my Lord. And while some may eat a mule, no one can ride a pig. — Angelo Tsanatelis

After all, what could you expect from a pig but a grunt? — L.M. Montgomery

You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig. — Barack Obama

He made a noise like a pig swallowing half a cabbage, — P.G. Wodehouse

An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig. — John Ray

I think they put some lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. — John McCain

Aw, so he used you as a penis cozy and then left? Guys are pigs. — Thomm Quackenbush

In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity. — Ambrose Bierce

What Plato was really asking was perhaps why a horse was a horse, and not, for example, a cross between a horse and a pig. — Jostein Gaarder

I have a cat. When I was younger, I had a guinea pig. — Alison Goldfrapp

I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon. — Greg Gutfeld

Teach him how you will, a pig will never play the flute. — Robert Jordan

You're a pig."
Travis shrugged. "I've been called worse. — Jamie McGuire

So help her, if Pig-Pen was a blond . . . — Kresley Cole

I would eat healthy at times and pig out at times. But I never had to go on a strict diet plan. — Tori Spelling

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered. — Jake Gyllenhaal

Della Rae was a pig and she was smashed out of her skull and you didn't want to think about it, — Joyce Carol Oates

Given a choice between discussing the symbolism of a pig head on a stick and discussing my feelings, I'll take the pig head every time. — Michael Thomas Ford

No, indeed, 'pig' is very expressive. And an excellent description of a fellow who flirts with his brother's beloved. — Kenneth Oppel

Fitz: Shall we get up tomorrow and go looking for a wild pig?
Nighteyes: I didn't lose any wild pigs, did you? — Robin Hobb

The theme of 'Charlotte's Web' is that a pig shall be saved, and I have an idea that somewhere deep inside me there was a wish to that effect. — E.B. White

No, he wasn't a pig. He was a lonely, hurt man who didn't know how to cope in a world that had turned its back on him. [Astrid] — Sherrilyn Kenyon

When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that. — Paul McCartney

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. — Cale Yarborough

You can be a flower in somebody's garden or a pig or the sunshine or a crow or a nightingale! Be something nice in someone else's garden. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock. — Paula Deen

So, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!! — Brian Regan

A pig in a blanket is a hot dog wrapped in a dough and baked. — N.D. Wilson

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig. — Jim Carrey

Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham. — Flannery O'Connor

Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig. Harry — J.K. Rowling

Ad astra per alia porci (to the stars on the wings of a pig) — John Steinbeck

Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal. — Winston S. Churchill

Are you smarter than a pig, Locke?"
"On occasion," said Locke. "There are contrary opinions. — Scott Lynch

You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!. — Will Rogers

I don't normally look like a twig and I do eat like a pig but the weight has just dropped off me. — Sienna Miller

Wilbur blushed. "But I'm not terrific, Charlotte. I'm just about average for a pig." "You're — E.B. White

I lived through this, I needed to find a new fuckin' job. Janitor. Used car salesman. Guinea pig trainer. — Jessica Gadziala

*You're a woman, women are pigs.You pig-woman*
Well,that Miss Federal Pigs to you* — Candice Delong

Clavain was looking at a hyperpig: a genetic chimera of pig and human. — Alastair Reynolds

When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. — Ingrid Newkirk

Oh ... and Bacon Surprise.'
REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON?
'I don't know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to the pig. — Terry Pratchett

If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think. — Lewis Carroll

Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I discovered, though, that once having given a pig an enema, there is no turning back, no chance of resuming one of life's more stereotyped roles. — E.B. White

In their capacity to feel pain and fear, a pig is a dog is a bear is a boy. — Philip Wollen

In a democracy, people always vote for their alike! Pig for the pig, raven for the raven! Dull for the dull, wise for the wise! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

When a Russian pig has to be beaten, it would be the ordinary German worker who would have to do it. — Robert Ley

Each note is inscribed on a sugar
cube lodged in the hoof of a rabid pig. — Lara Glenum

I'm feeling like Billy the Kidd, skinny B.I.G.
You literally live like a guinea pig — Roc Marciano

Jesus was not white, hey, he was a black man. Like our pig man, Mzwaki. All the Bible people were dark people. — Jonah Becker

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. — Joel Salatin

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig. — Robert A. Heinlein

I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig. — Bill Bailey

Cross a small dog with a pig and you have a pug. — Alyxandra Harvey

Even fools say something worthwhile now and again. Even a blind pig finds an acorn sometimes. — Robert Jordan

I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool. — Katharine Whitehorn

You can dress up a pig, but it's still a pig. — Laura Thalassa

Do you remember, during the war, when Porky worked in a defense plant? He and Bugs Bunny. That was a good one too. — Thomas Pynchon

Well-being and happiness never appeared to me as an absolute aim. I am even inclined to compare such moral aims to the ambitions of a pig. — Albert Einstein

Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock. — Craig Stone