A Pig Quotes
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Before you think I'm a complete pig.. never mind. I am. - Crank
— Charles Sheehan-Miles
I discovered when we suffer, we suffer as equals, and in their capacity to suffer, a dog, is a pig, is a bear, is a boy
— Philip Wollen
What happens a lot in film, though not so much in the theatre, is that you get stroked and sort of massaged, like a little guinea pig.
— Cate Blanchett
I was in the play 'Fat Pig in the West End,' which is a comedy but has dramatic moments.
— Robert Webb
A congressman is a pig. The only way to get his snout from the trough is to rap it sharply with a stick.
— Henry Adams
To the heavens on the wings of a pig.
— John Steinbeck
Did you call me a pig? (Stryder)I called you a pigheaded boar. (Zenobia)
Isn't that redundant? (Stryder) — Kinley MacGregor
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
— George Sutherland
I'm happier than a pig eating bacon!
— Lemony Snicket
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
— George Carlin
Don't be bashful; we're among gentlemen. It's a known fact that we men are the missing link between the pirate and the pig.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Suddenly I am furious, that with my life on the line, they don't even have the decency to pay attention to me. That I'm being upstaged by a dead pig.
— Suzanne Collins
No matter what has happened, you're not a pig-boy; you're an Assistant Pig Keeper!
— Lloyd Alexander
Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while.
— Patrick Rothfuss
...I'm as happy as a pig in mud, but I would have normally been as horrible, angry, and sad as a pig turned into bacon.
— Aquila Robinson
Women exist to put right all the wrongs men do and to keep them from making a complete pig's ear of the world.
— Jayne Fresina
I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig.
— Gordon Ramsay
Don't try to make them happy, you'll only get in trouble. Don't try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it irritates the pig.
— Anthony De Mello
undemonstrative in a burly fat-pig style
— Joseph Conrad
Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then.
— Debra Robinson
(The pig) hath a fair sepulchre in the grateful stomach of the judicious epicure - and for such a tomb might be content to die.
— Charles Lamb
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
— Steven Wright
One has a nose. The nose scents and it chooses. An artist is simply a kind of pig snouting truffles.
— Igor Stravinsky
A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
— Ingrid Newkirk
Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife.
— Hunter S. Thompson
To the stars, on the wings of a pig.
— John Steinbeck
You're disgusting when you eat," Chuck said, sitting on the bench next to him. "It's like watching a starving pig eat his own klunk.
— James Dashner
The only thing about a man that is a man ... is his mind. Everything else you can find in a pig or a horse.
— Archibald MacLeish
In my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig.
— Dave Blood
-Cheap? I could have bought a whole pig with that coin jester.
-Exactly my Lord. And while some may eat a mule, no one can ride a pig. — Angelo Tsanatelis
After all, what could you expect from a pig but a grunt?
— L.M. Montgomery
You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.
— Barack Obama
He made a noise like a pig swallowing half a cabbage,
— P.G. Wodehouse
Aw, so he used you as a penis cozy and then left? Guys are pigs.
— Thomm Quackenbush
In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
— Ambrose Bierce
What Plato was really asking was perhaps why a horse was a horse, and not, for example, a cross between a horse and a pig.
— Jostein Gaarder
I have a cat. When I was younger, I had a guinea pig.
— Alison Goldfrapp
Teach him how you will, a pig will never play the flute.
— Robert Jordan
You're a pig."Travis shrugged. "I've been called worse. — Jamie McGuire
So help her, if Pig-Pen was a blond . . .
— Kresley Cole
I would eat healthy at times and pig out at times. But I never had to go on a strict diet plan.
— Tori Spelling
Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.
— Jake Gyllenhaal
Della Rae was a pig and she was smashed out of her skull and you didn't want to think about it,
— Joyce Carol Oates
Given a choice between discussing the symbolism of a pig head on a stick and discussing my feelings, I'll take the pig head every time.
— Michael Thomas Ford
No, indeed, 'pig' is very expressive. And an excellent description of a fellow who flirts with his brother's beloved.
— Kenneth Oppel
Fitz: Shall we get up tomorrow and go looking for a wild pig?Nighteyes: I didn't lose any wild pigs, did you? — Robin Hobb
No, he wasn't a pig. He was a lonely, hurt man who didn't know how to cope in a world that had turned its back on him. [Astrid]
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that.
— Paul McCartney
You can be a flower in somebody's garden or a pig or the sunshine or a crow or a nightingale! Be something nice in someone else's garden.
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham.
— Flannery O'Connor
Ad astra per alia porci (to the stars on the wings of a pig)
— John Steinbeck
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.
— Winston S. Churchill
Are you smarter than a pig, Locke?" "On occasion," said Locke. "There are contrary opinions. — Scott Lynch
I don't normally look like a twig and I do eat like a pig but the weight has just dropped off me.
— Sienna Miller
Wilbur blushed. "But I'm not terrific, Charlotte. I'm just about average for a pig." "You're
— E.B. White
I lived through this, I needed to find a new fuckin' job. Janitor. Used car salesman. Guinea pig trainer.
— Jessica Gadziala
Clavain was looking at a hyperpig: a genetic chimera of pig and human.
— Alastair Reynolds
When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
— Ingrid Newkirk
Oh ... and Bacon Surprise.'REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON?
'I don't know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to the pig. — Terry Pratchett
If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.
— Lewis Carroll
Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.
— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
In a democracy, people always vote for their alike! Pig for the pig, raven for the raven! Dull for the dull, wise for the wise!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
When a Russian pig has to be beaten, it would be the ordinary German worker who would have to do it.
— Robert Ley
Jesus was not white, hey, he was a black man. Like our pig man, Mzwaki. All the Bible people were dark people.
— Jonah Becker
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry.
— Joel Salatin
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Cross a small dog with a pig and you have a pug.
— Alyxandra Harvey
Even fools say something worthwhile now and again. Even a blind pig finds an acorn sometimes.
— Robert Jordan
I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.
— Katharine Whitehorn
You can dress up a pig, but it's still a pig.
— Laura Thalassa
Do you remember, during the war, when Porky worked in a defense plant? He and Bugs Bunny. That was a good one too.
— Thomas Pynchon
