A Pet Quotes
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A Pet Quotes & Sayings
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I really love animals. My cat is my little soul mate. He's not just a cat, he's my friend.
— Tracey Emin
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
— Rodney Dangerfield
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
— Rita Rudner
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
— Fran Lebowitz
Just know this isn't going to be easy. I'm not always going to agree with whatever you want." "If I wanted agreeable, I'd get a pet.
— Milly Taiden
I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.
— Katie Holmes
I really am a cat transformed into a woman.
— Brigitte Bardot
Can a woman entertain a man and a pet at the same time? I say unto thee, one of the twain shall suffer jealousy.
— Gelett Burgess
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
— Cleveland Amory
Why have a pet hate? Why should it be confined? My hate is both wide ranging and total.
— Richard Ayoade
You left me. You made a pet out of me, and then you left me. If love were food, I would have starved on the bones you gave me.
— Cassandra Clare
I will never eat fish eyeballs, and I do not want to taste anything commonly kept as a house pet, but otherwise I am a cinch to feed.
— Laurie Colwin
Ill-fitted T-shirts stretched over a gut are my pet hate. And if the colour's faded - ugh.
— Joanne Froggatt
Don't pet the cat that's had a bath.
— Susan Dennard
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way.
— Quentin Tarantino
The same regions of the brain light up when someone touches their smartphone as when they touch a family member or a pet.
— Matt Cohler
The crazy part of my mind is like a mischievous pet I have to keep watch over or it might behave badly while I'm not paying attention.
— Margaret Sartor
Be it human or animal, touch is a life-giving thing. Has anyone ever had a stroke or a heart attack while cozied up with a pet? I doubt it.
— Robert Breault
Why don't you like to be gentle? Did you never have a pet to learn how to be nice? I can teach you to be gentle. It's not hard.
— Pepper Winters
We've decided to get a pet," her dad announced ... "Like, I don't know, a brother or a sister?
— Derek Landy
I've never been in trouble. I've never had detention or anything. I wasn't a teacher's pet though either.
— Arnaz Battle
My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
— Anna Held
I'm like those placid dogs a family buys when the dog they choose first is too high strung. I'm the pet's pet.
— Susan Mallery
Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business.
— Shelley Morrison
A life without a dog is a mistake.
— Carl Zuckmayer
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.
— Ilona Andrews
It's a waste of time worrying about something that worry won't fix. It's about as useful as trying to feed your pet rock.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
— Scott Adams
A thinking man feels compelled to approach all life with the same reverence he has for his own.
— Albert Schweitzer
The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.
— Nicholas D. Kristof
Why would you want to do anything else but rescue a pet?
— Paul Shaffer
A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own
— Kyle Adams
He's not a pet. He's an accident victim.
— H.M. Ward
I'm not a pet, and I don't need anybody's seed.
— Jamie Le Fay
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I named him Poodle, beginning a long tradition of functional pet naming.
— John Elder Robison
Allie-Cat? Oh help me Rhonda. He's given me a pet name.
— Elle Kennedy
Amanda took the torn page from Maniac. To her, it was the broken wing of a bird, a pet out in the rain.
— Jerry Spinelli
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
— Ogden Nash
Leave it to her to want to pet a monster.
— Sara Trimble
I wish people would realize that animals are totally dependent on us, helpless, like children, a trust that is put upon us.
— James Herriot
Who the hell needs this many dogs anyway?" "What's wrong with being a pet owner?" Cameron asked. "Yeah, you pronounced 'hoarder' wrong.
— Abigail Roux
I have a pet peeve about bands that don't play their hits. I think it's kind of selfish.
— Art Alexakis
Dog enough not to be human, human enough to be a pet
— Rosemary J. Kind
Taking on a pet is a contract with sorrow.
— Carol Anshaw
My biggest pet peeve is when a girl says, "I'm not into drama." Why are you even mentioning it?! That's dramatic in itself!
— Chris D'Elia
Powerful men tire of their toys easily. And the novelty of a pet doesn't last forever. After a while even the prettiest things become ordinary.
— Kate Jarvik Birch
I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars.
— Steven Wright
My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating - and he knows when to stop working.
— Harry S. Truman
Mrs. O' Leary is my pet. I couldn't let you stick a sword in her rump, now, could I? That might've scared her.
— Rick Riordan
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
— Franklin P. Jones
Yearning for love made her feel like a cat that was always twining around ankles, meowing Pet me, pet me, look at me, love me.
— Laini Taylor
When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.
— Henry David Thoreau
Everyone loves the single girl. She is the adorable needy human equivalent of a stray pet others want to domesticate.
— Betsy Israel
Know what being a man's pet means. And if you're ever lucky enough to find yourself with the choice, choose the pasture.
— Stacy Overman Morrison
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
— Alfred North Whitehead
I think of New York City lost in starsforgotten as a blue haired pet of childhood love
Tonight the night is full; — Gregory Corso
Holy hell! Is that real or a pet sea serpent that he just so happens to let sleep in his pants?
— K.M. Golland
Having both a pet and a book ... absolute heaven.
— Mark Rubinstein
Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, Filling an emptiness we don't even know we have.
— Thom Jones
Wes is Wes," Alastair said. "One in every family. I love him, but I think of him as a sarcastic pet.
— John Scalzi
I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.
— Kirsty Gallacher
I don't understand people who don't touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.
— Jarod Kintz
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
— Bernard Williams
Bloody Bears, don't bother getting one as a pet, they're too demanding and they shed everywhere.
— Gillibran Brown
Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.
— Michael Morpurgo
This child could not command a pet dove.Harsh but true, lol! — Philippa Gregory
Ah, now my pet, you'll be callin' me, Ma. Me gynecologist calls me Mrs. McClung," Charlie's mother instructed a blushing Marian. From "A Good Girl
— Mary Anne Edwards
And It's not entirely true that I've never been in love. I had a pet gerbil in first grade....
— Rachel Cohn
In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured.
— Robert Breault
If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldn't be in politics. You should go work at a pet store.
— Michael Nutter
I could practically hear the unspoken 'good girl' accompanied by a pat and scratch behind my ears like I was his obedient pet.
— Melissa Aragon
Evil thought is a dangerous pet. It is safer to play with it from behind the iron bars of circumstance.
— Jerome K. Jerome
Intimacy with a beloved pet or special animal makes millions of people feel as though they win the lottery every day.
— Marty Becker
And why exactly do you have a pet name for me that refers to a big, round space crater?
— Quinn Loftis
