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I'll be a nun, raise my daughter, and make albums.
— Brandy Norwood
Maybe I'll even become a nun and swear off boys forever."Scarlet turned to study me. "No. Your face wouldn't be good in a habit. — Gabrielle Zevin
As a child I wanted to be a ballerina, ice-cream van owner, wife of George Michael, a nun, and a music conductor.
— Erin O'Connor
Then Sister Aquinata abandoned the nonviolent methods and produced a rolling pin from somewhere.
— Mary Robinette Kowal
Luke-freakin'-Holtz. Damn. To bad I didn't meet him two months ago. Right now, I can't imagine dating anyone ever again. I'm going to become a nun.
— Veronica Blade
She is only a young woman who did not want to become a nun. The world is full of them.
— Sarah Dunant
I am becoming a Nun.St. Sienna of Sunningdale. — Sienna McQuillen
Lord help me, I was going to become a nun if my male radar didn't realign towards guys that were not walking penises.
— Nicole Williams
She was as useless as tits on a nun.
— Steven W. Booth
You're as white as a nun's buttock. Are you all right?
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
a woman would have to be a blind lesbian nun to not be affected by him.
— Carol Maloney Scott
She told me not to even try. Said you were ... as frigid as a nun and as cold as ice. That one actually stung.
— Jennifer Ashley
It would not interfere with your being a nun. I live like an evil-minded monk myself.
— J.D. Salinger
In the religion of Love the courtesan is a heretic; but the nun is an atheist.
— Richard B. Garnett
Sweating like a fat woman in a sauna, nun with a tattoo on her tit, overweight jockey.
— Dennis Vickers
THE GAMBLER,THE NUN & THE RADIOHe was thinking well, a little too well — Ernest Hemingway,
A woman who has been a nun is never anything else.
— Phyllis Bottome
I was a lousy nun. I couldn't do it. I couldn't find God. It wasn't suitable for me. It is suitable for very few people.
— Karen Armstrong
Whenever folks say radical Christianity is "a phase" of youth, I tell them they need to meet our 80-year-old nun or my friend Tony Campolo.
— Shane Claiborne
If Avery was a whore, so was a nun
— J. Lynn
Can a recovering alcoholic and a nun be happy together? Stay tuned.
— Danielle Steel
Trust me, after the Boy Issues I've had, I'm becoming a nun.
— Rachel Hawkins
God's penis would still rank high among those vistas a priest and a nun could not comfortably share.
— James K. Morrow
I wonder if it's a special sin to lie to a nun
— Robert Cormier
Patches are a nun's jewels.
— Marie Angelique Arnauld
I've been a nun. A Catholic nun.
— JWoww
The Bagshaws?They didn't know she was a nun! — Ally Carter
What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun!
— Ana Claudia Antunes
I'd the upbringing a nun would envy. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.
— Joe Orton
If you become a Nun, dear,The bishop Love will be;
The Cupids every one, dear!
Will chant-'We trust in thee!' — Leigh Hunt
Hey, controlling a zombie horde is hard work. I'd punch a nun for a cheeseburger right about now.
— Jaye Wells
Come, pensive nun, devout and pure, sober steadfast, and demure, all in a robe of darkest grain, flowing with majestic train.
— John Milton
Yes, there was a nun in my bed," Nora said with a sigh."This is my favourite story already," Kingsley said. "Go on. — Tiffany Reisz
I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun.
— Gabrielle Reece
THE GAMBLER,THE NUN,& THE RADIOEverything is mucho simpler in a hospital, including jokes — Ernest Hemingway,
It is a beauteous evening, calm and free,The holy time is quiet as a Nun Breathless with adoration. — William Wordsworth
My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.
— John Fugelsang
She wanted to be mad tat e saw through her, but his mouth could honestly turn a nun into a sinner.
— Toni Aleo
One eminently orthodox Catholic divine laid it down that a confessor may fondle a nun's breasts, provided he does it without evil intent.
— Bertrand Russell
Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun.
— Kevis Hendrickson
A woman could be having fun A woman could be like a nun In order to survive We cannot be kind Until we are hurt
— Ayumi Hamasaki
What news? There's nothing to tell. I'm a nun.
— Ken Follett
The rabbis paled. I'd managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.
— Ilona Andrews
It's always a good idea to have a nun next to you when you get arrested!
— Shane Claiborne
His face was uniquely slapable - a nun would have ached to punch him - while his backside cried out to heaven for a well-placed kick.
— Jonathan Stroud
Studied all year and wrote in my journal like a nun works a Rosary, dog with a new bone, bee in his hive's back room.
— Dennis Vickers
Maybe it involved a woman. Oh, maybe even a nun - ooh! Wouldn't that be scandalous?" "Indeed, but no.
— Jenn Bennett
I'd have made a terrible nun.
— Heather Graham
A nun of winter's sisterhood kisses not more religiously; the very ice of chastity is in them.
— William Shakespeare
He always had a different girlfriend and you could tell they were all easy but a nun would turn easy at one look at Luke.
— Kristen Ashley
It was colder than a nun's vagina outside,
— Karina Halle
A hooker, a truck driver, and a nun walk into a hotel," Ida Belle said. "There's the start of a bad joke.
— Jana Deleon
Course you can't fucking see, buddy, it's darker than a nun's virgin anus down here.
— Charlie Huston
...they did not come down hard on Leone because she had murdered her lover. It was because her sister was a nun.
— Chancellor Press
If you stand off to the side, all mopey and such, without a date, you'll stick out like a nun at a strip club.
— Brodi Ashton
I've been kissed Slade. I'm a virgin, not a nun.
— Shayla Black
You don't believe in heaven? A nun?''If you don't, why should I?'
'If you did, maybe I would.'
'If I did, you would not have to. — Don DeLillo
I don't speak during the day. I warm up physically and, obviously, vocally, constantly. And I try to live like a nun.
— Kristin Chenoweth
Telling the truth should be kept as a last resort, Daniel, even more so to a nun
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
There. But as they were in a public place and as she was dressed like a nun, he refrained. "Come, hurry!" he said
— Christopher Buckley
You're handsome and you have a nice accent, and a chest that would make a nun perspire.
— Katie MacAlister
Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.
— Jenny McCarthy
A friend sat next to a nun on a plane. He asked her what she missed most. "Wearing blue jeans," she replied.
— Amy Krouse Rosenthal
THE GAMBLER,THE NUN & THE RADIOI never carry a gun. With my luck, if i carried a gun I would be hanged ten times a year. — Ernest Hemingway,
THE GAMBLER,THE NUN,& THE RADIOI am a poor idealist. I am a victim of illusions. He laughed. — Ernest Hemingway,
Mrs. Dirello trudged out of the room, looking like a fat nun on her way to the gas chamber.
— William Boyle
