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I'll be a nun, raise my daughter, and make albums. — Brandy Norwood

Maybe I'll even become a nun and swear off boys forever."
Scarlet turned to study me. "No. Your face wouldn't be good in a habit. — Gabrielle Zevin

As a child I wanted to be a ballerina, ice-cream van owner, wife of George Michael, a nun, and a music conductor. — Erin O'Connor

Then Sister Aquinata abandoned the nonviolent methods and produced a rolling pin from somewhere. — Mary Robinette Kowal

Back when I was 8 or 9 and wanted to be a nun, I would often stop at church on my way home from school. — Ann Hood

Luke-freakin'-Holtz. Damn. To bad I didn't meet him two months ago. Right now, I can't imagine dating anyone ever again. I'm going to become a nun. — Veronica Blade

I should've been a nun, he says, half aloud, as his feet leave the ledge. — Dale McGowan

She is only a young woman who did not want to become a nun. The world is full of them. — Sarah Dunant

A halo surrounded the grim reaper nun, Sister Maria. (By the way-I like this human idea of the grim reaper. I like the scythe. It amuses me.) — Markus Zusak

I am becoming a Nun.
St. Sienna of Sunningdale. — Sienna McQuillen

It grieves me when I see a priest or a nun with the latest model car ... — Pope Francis

I truly believe that God brought this, Dorothy Day script to me, because for a long time up until I was in eight grade - I wanted to be a nun. — Moira Kelly

Lord help me, I was going to become a nun if my male radar didn't realign towards guys that were not walking penises. — Nicole Williams

She was as useless as tits on a nun. — Steven W. Booth

You're as white as a nun's buttock. Are you all right? — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

a woman would have to be a blind lesbian nun to not be affected by him. — Carol Maloney Scott

She told me not to even try. Said you were ... as frigid as a nun and as cold as ice. That one actually stung. — Jennifer Ashley

It would not interfere with your being a nun. I live like an evil-minded monk myself. — J.D. Salinger

Being a nun wasn't all it was cracked up to be and the sex was shit. — Warren Ellis

In the religion of Love the courtesan is a heretic; but the nun is an atheist. — Richard B. Garnett

Sweating like a fat woman in a sauna, nun with a tattoo on her tit, overweight jockey. — Dennis Vickers

THE GAMBLER,THE NUN & THE RADIO

He was thinking well, a little too well — Ernest Hemingway,

A woman who has been a nun is never anything else. — Phyllis Bottome

I was a lousy nun. I couldn't do it. I couldn't find God. It wasn't suitable for me. It is suitable for very few people. — Karen Armstrong

Whenever folks say radical Christianity is "a phase" of youth, I tell them they need to meet our 80-year-old nun or my friend Tony Campolo. — Shane Claiborne

If Avery was a whore, so was a nun — J. Lynn

Can a recovering alcoholic and a nun be happy together? Stay tuned. — Danielle Steel

Trust me, after the Boy Issues I've had, I'm becoming a nun. — Rachel Hawkins

God's penis would still rank high among those vistas a priest and a nun could not comfortably share. — James K. Morrow

I wonder if it's a special sin to lie to a nun — Robert Cormier

Patches are a nun's jewels. — Marie Angelique Arnauld

I've been a nun. A Catholic nun. — JWoww

The Bagshaws?
They didn't know she was a nun! — Ally Carter

What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun! — Ana Claudia Antunes

I'd the upbringing a nun would envy. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body. — Joe Orton

I have been called a nun with a switchblade where my privacy is concerned. I think there's a point where one says, that's for family, that's for me. — Julie Andrews

If you become a Nun, dear,
The bishop Love will be;
The Cupids every one, dear!
Will chant-'We trust in thee!' — Leigh Hunt

Hey, controlling a zombie horde is hard work. I'd punch a nun for a cheeseburger right about now. — Jaye Wells

Come, pensive nun, devout and pure, sober steadfast, and demure, all in a robe of darkest grain, flowing with majestic train. — John Milton

Yes, there was a nun in my bed," Nora said with a sigh.
"This is my favourite story already," Kingsley said. "Go on. — Tiffany Reisz

A Japanese man festooned with cameras, a nun, a young girl in braids. — Anne Tyler

He wondered reflectively what would happen if you asked a nun where the Gents was. Probably the Pope sent you a sharp note or something. — Neil Gaiman

Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh. — J.D. Salinger

I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun. — Gabrielle Reece

THE GAMBLER,THE NUN,& THE RADIO

Everything is mucho simpler in a hospital, including jokes — Ernest Hemingway,

It is a beauteous evening, calm and free,
The holy time is quiet as a Nun Breathless with adoration. — William Wordsworth

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband. — John Fugelsang

She wanted to be mad tat e saw through her, but his mouth could honestly turn a nun into a sinner. — Toni Aleo

One eminently orthodox Catholic divine laid it down that a confessor may fondle a nun's breasts, provided he does it without evil intent. — Bertrand Russell

Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun. — Kevis Hendrickson

A woman could be having fun A woman could be like a nun In order to survive We cannot be kind Until we are hurt — Ayumi Hamasaki

A nun, at best, is only half a woman, just as a priest is only half a man. — H.L. Mencken

What news? There's nothing to tell. I'm a nun. — Ken Follett

The rabbis paled. I'd managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore. — Ilona Andrews

My manager wants me to dress like a nun and I want to dress like a teenager. — Anna Kournikova

It's always a good idea to have a nun next to you when you get arrested! — Shane Claiborne

His face was uniquely slapable - a nun would have ached to punch him - while his backside cried out to heaven for a well-placed kick. — Jonathan Stroud

Studied all year and wrote in my journal like a nun works a Rosary, dog with a new bone, bee in his hive's back room. — Dennis Vickers

Maybe it involved a woman. Oh, maybe even a nun - ooh! Wouldn't that be scandalous?" "Indeed, but no. — Jenn Bennett

Believe it or not, I have this recurring dream about church and a nun. — Hank Moody

I'd have made a terrible nun. — Heather Graham

A nun of winter's sisterhood kisses not more religiously; the very ice of chastity is in them. — William Shakespeare

He always had a different girlfriend and you could tell they were all easy but a nun would turn easy at one look at Luke. — Kristen Ashley

It was colder than a nun's vagina outside, — Karina Halle

I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness. — Julian Clary

A hooker, a truck driver, and a nun walk into a hotel," Ida Belle said. "There's the start of a bad joke. — Jana Deleon

I had me one sharp knife, a throwback to my glory days of the swans, and it's sharp as a nun on her second sherry. — Ken Bruen

Course you can't fucking see, buddy, it's darker than a nun's virgin anus down here. — Charlie Huston

...they did not come down hard on Leone because she had murdered her lover. It was because her sister was a nun. — Chancellor Press

If you stand off to the side, all mopey and such, without a date, you'll stick out like a nun at a strip club. — Brodi Ashton

I've been kissed Slade. I'm a virgin, not a nun. — Shayla Black

I, the ordinary restless child, the plain adolescent, the commoner who had been a nun twice, would prove to be a Daughter of Heaven. — Shan Sa

You don't believe in heaven? A nun?'
'If you don't, why should I?'
'If you did, maybe I would.'
'If I did, you would not have to. — Don DeLillo

I don't speak during the day. I warm up physically and, obviously, vocally, constantly. And I try to live like a nun. — Kristin Chenoweth

Telling the truth should be kept as a last resort, Daniel, even more so to a nun — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

There. But as they were in a public place and as she was dressed like a nun, he refrained. "Come, hurry!" he said — Christopher Buckley

You're handsome and you have a nice accent, and a chest that would make a nun perspire. — Katie MacAlister

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns. — Jenny McCarthy

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school. — Amy Sedaris

A friend sat next to a nun on a plane. He asked her what she missed most. "Wearing blue jeans," she replied. — Amy Krouse Rosenthal

THE GAMBLER,THE NUN & THE RADIO

I never carry a gun. With my luck, if i carried a gun I would be hanged ten times a year. — Ernest Hemingway,

Oh you know me. I have no emotions. I'm a robot. Or a nun. A robot nun. — David Nicholls

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I am a poor idealist. I am a victim of illusions. He laughed. — Ernest Hemingway,

He's got the kind of body that could turn a nun into a whore. — Brooke Moss

I would love to play a nun. I used to want to be one when I was a kid. — Sheryl Lee

Mrs. Dirello trudged out of the room, looking like a fat nun on her way to the gas chamber. — William Boyle

Catholic media sucks. It's boring. It's for old people. It's not interesting. It's like you're in a class with an 80 year old nun. — Lino Rulli

Commissioner Harris at the far end stared along the mad pathway. This was his first child and it had already become a murderer. — Michael Ondaatje

So you see, I can't go to Hawaii with you. I'm sorry, Tim. But I need to decide if I want to become a nun. — Pepper Pace