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Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother or his wife.
— Harriet Lerner
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
— H.L. Mencken
The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.
— Les Dawson
The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.
— Les Dawson
I blinked slowly at that notion. "A honeymoon free of your mother-in-law." "Worth more than gold or jewels," Hades said.
— Jim Butcher
I think my mother found her mother-in-law entertaining, and in a person who entertains us, there is much we forgive.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
— Phyllis Diller
A bride who is bullied by her mother-in-law will herself become a bad mother-in-law.
— Sin-Itiro Tomonaga
I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other.
— Tori Amos
I feel emotionally conflicted. It's like when your mother in-law drives off a cliff in your new Porsche.
— Leon M. Lederman
A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.
— Vladimir Zhirinovsky
They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac.
— David Mamet
If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her in the living room.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
When a man marries, he should take a good look at his mother-in-law first, to understand where life will take him.
— Ashok Ferrey
My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.
— Phyllis Diller
A mother-in-law dies only when another devil is needed in hell.
— Francois Rabelais
I should, many a good day, have blown my brains out, but for the recollection that it would have given pleasure to my mother-in-law.
— George Gordon Byron
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
— Hubert H. Humphrey
Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid.
— Ian Botham
You can put a girlfriend on a motorcycle, yes, but what about your children and your bridesmaids, and your mother-in-law?
— Anne Fortier
Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.
— Jean-Louis Gassee
The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law.
— Benjamin Walker
A lot of women have trouble with their mothers-in-law." Raphael's look was priceless. "My mother is an insane archangel. — Nalini Singh
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
— Henny Youngman
A mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world.
— Caroline Pafford Miller
I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.
— Milton Berle
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
— Les Dawson
