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Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother or his wife. — Harriet Lerner

A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life. — Jaime Lerner

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. — H.L. Mencken

The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig. — Les Dawson

The mother-in-law is the centre of a family. — Les Dawson

I blinked slowly at that notion. "A honeymoon free of your mother-in-law." "Worth more than gold or jewels," Hades said. — Jim Butcher

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. — Voltaire

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in. — Les Dawson

I'm creating a self help show called Self Talk. I'll insult myself for an hour then open phone lines to a fitness coach & my mother-in-law. — Ryan Lilly

I think my mother found her mother-in-law entertaining, and in a person who entertains us, there is much we forgive. — Curtis Sittenfeld

The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law. — John Grisham

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. — Phyllis Diller

Behind every successful person, stands a very successful mother-in-law. — Lou Holtz

A bride who is bullied by her mother-in-law will herself become a bad mother-in-law. — Sin-Itiro Tomonaga

I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other. — Tori Amos

I feel emotionally conflicted. It's like when your mother in-law drives off a cliff in your new Porsche. — Leon M. Lederman

A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though. — Vladimir Zhirinovsky

They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac. — David Mamet

If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her in the living room. — Lyndon B. Johnson

When a man marries, he should take a good look at his mother-in-law first, to understand where life will take him. — Ashok Ferrey

My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12. — Phyllis Diller

I know my mother-in-law would drive two hours to go see a movie that I'm in. — Melanie Lynskey

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth. — Milton Berle

A mother-in-law dies only when another devil is needed in hell. — Francois Rabelais

I should, many a good day, have blown my brains out, but for the recollection that it would have given pleasure to my mother-in-law. — George Gordon Byron

Damn it, Honor, what do I do with an Ancient mother-in-law who thinks I'm a bug?" One that had infested the life of Caliane's beloved son. — Nalini Singh

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked. — Les Dawson

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. — Hubert H. Humphrey

Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid. — Ian Botham

You can put a girlfriend on a motorcycle, yes, but what about your children and your bridesmaids, and your mother-in-law? — Anne Fortier

She sees me once in a guy's arms and she has us married already. I wonder what Raffe would think of my mom being his mother-in-law. — Susan Ee

Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law. — Jean-Louis Gassee

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law. — Benjamin Walker

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman

The man who is fortunate in his choice of son-in-law gains a son; the man unfortunate in his choice loses his daughter also. — Democritus

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock. — Henny Youngman

My mother-in-law speaks not a word of English. I speak not a word of Tajiki. So I smile at her ingratiatingly and she fixes me with a beady eye. — Wilbur Smith

A lot of women have trouble with their mothers-in-law."
Raphael's look was priceless. "My mother is an insane archangel. — Nalini Singh

We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never. — Mack Sennett

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. — Henny Youngman

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog. — Gary Delaney

When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something. — Lou Gehrig

A mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world. — Caroline Pafford Miller

The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicinity is dead. That's why I hand-picked it for my mother-in-law. — Jarod Kintz

I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in. — Milton Berle

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. — Les Dawson

You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved. — Josh Kopelman

Morning a week with her ex-mother-in-law. So she couldn't fault Rafe for keeping his regular stool at the diner she worked at, even if it — Zoe York