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If any suffering was fruitless it was the agony of a hangover; what he suffered now could not expiate suffering of any other kind.
— Kenzaburo Oe
Well ... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.
— Colin Quinn
You're so lucky you never had morning sickness. It's horrible. Like a hangover without the good time.
— Joni Rodgers
He who truly believes he has a hangover has no hangover.
— Kingsley Amis
I've always taken my hangovers as consequence, not as a punishment.
— John Steinbeck
Was I on a hangover?
— Miranda Leek
The last thing he wanted after a hellish night like this one was some blasted day coming along and barging about the place.
— Douglas Adams
The tranquilizers he had been given had worn off, leaving him with a drug hangover and a bitter grudge against the entire world.
— Wilbur Smith
Larry woke up with a hangover that was not too bad, a mouth that tasted as if a baby dragon had used it for a potty chair
— Stephen King
For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.
— Eddie Condon
I shook my head to test for a hangover but it seemed that my alcohol-processing enzymes had done their job adequately.
— Graeme Simsion
I'm getting too elderly to travel the length of the country for a free hangover.
— Rosamunde Pilcher
He did not walk in beauty like the night. In fact, he slouched in warthog ugly like a Hangover Monday in Barstow,
— Carsten Stroud
Breaking a fast feels like the exact opposite of a hangover.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift ... The hangover comes the day after.
— Joyce Brothers
She bought a pint of whiskey and woke to discover that she had managed to construct a presentable hangover for herself on the morning of 1 January.
— William Boyd
A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.
— Lemmy Kilmister
The hangover became a part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I very carefully levered up an eyelid and shut it again fast. A merciless sunbeam had squirted straight in, making my brain bleed.
— Kyril Bonfiglioli
I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.
— Ellen DeGeneres
What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?
— Richard Pryor
(a hangover without a head to torment is like a philanthropist without an institution to endow),
— Tom Robbins
People who think a tax boost will cure inflation are the same ones who believe another drink will cure a hangover.
— Ronald Reagan
(Scientists haven't tested this, but I've come to find that a Gatorade, a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, and an Excedrin will cure any hangover.) "Hung
— Amanda Hocking
Happiness is, waking up without a hangover.
— Robert Black
Book Hangover - The inability to start a new books because you're still living in the last book's world.
— Anonymous
Time was just a hangover from the past with no present meaning
— Norman Maclean
The world was a bad joke dreamed up by the Almighty on an off-day. I've always felt myself that he probably had a hangover that morning.
— Jack Higgins
Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.
— Brandon Sanderson
I'm not much of a drinker. I'm an eater more than a drinker. So I feel that I don't have to wait to get a hangover in order to eat these.
— Nigella Lawson
Steam was rising weirdly from his clothes. His hangover was visible. It heaved itself to his shoulders and sat there like a bag of wet cement.
— Markus Zusak
I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
— Zach Galifianakis
It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
— Alan Garner
Modern civilization is a product of an energy binge. Binges often end in hangovers.
— Alfred W. Crosby
It's crazy in just the difference it makes turning up to sound check without a hangover.
— Ladyhawke
Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes.
— John Waters
The 1980s are to debt what the 1960s were to sex. The 1960s left a hangover. So will the 1980s.
— James Grant
Life: What a party, what a hangover.
— Daniel Younger
She was trying to get rid of a religious hangover.
— Simone De Beauvoir
I had a hangover you could sell to science,
— Bill Bryson
You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.
— Mike Tyson
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
— Jimmy Breslin
I've got a hangover."
"No, you hit your head on the floor."
"I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie. — Diana Wynne Jones
"No, you hit your head on the floor."
"I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie. — Diana Wynne Jones
He left Himmel Street wearing his hangover and a suit.
— Markus Zusak
The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man.
— Ben Affleck
'The Hangover' was lightening in a bottle. We're aware of that. It went through the roof all over the world.
— Todd Phillips
What in the world is a hangover cure?
— Brian Wilson
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
— Dorothy Parker
I was conscious, then, of a different ache, deeper and more sharp than the feeling of bereavement that a hangover will sometimes uncover in the heart.
— Michael Chabon
Love's an illusion. It's a dream you wake up from with an enormous hangover and net credit debt. I'd rather have cash.
— Janet Fitch
March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.
— Garrison Keillor
Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.
— Linda Sunshine
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
— Margaret Cho
'The Hangover' was, like, solid. I laughed a bit, you know. Seven out of 10, maybe. But I made it 32 minutes into 'Hangover 2' before I walked out.
— Evan Goldberg
If it's possible to have a reading hangover, I have one.
— Erika Swyler
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
— Dorothy Parker
Grease is the only cure for a hangover.
— Cameron Diaz
Having rebound sex to cure a heartbreak is like drinking alcohol to cure a hangover.
— Khang Kijarro Nguyen
When I am ill or upset he jumps up on to the bed to curl up close beside me. But if I am in bed with a hangover he will have nothing to do with me.
— Tracey Emin
Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not try to do those fancy financial instruments?
— George W. Bush
I had a werewolf morning. Awoke with a rum hangover, imagined blood on the walls, and prayed to god it was mine.
— Randy Wayne
The only cure for a real hangover is death.
— Robert Benchley