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If any suffering was fruitless it was the agony of a hangover; what he suffered now could not expiate suffering of any other kind. — Kenzaburo Oe

Well ... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there. — Colin Quinn

You're so lucky you never had morning sickness. It's horrible. Like a hangover without the good time. — Joni Rodgers

He who truly believes he has a hangover has no hangover. — Kingsley Amis

With a hangover and with fear, it is difficult to put a helmet on your head. — Tim O'Brien

The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover. — Greg Gutfeld

I've always taken my hangovers as consequence, not as a punishment. — John Steinbeck

Was I on a hangover? — Miranda Leek

The last thing he wanted after a hellish night like this one was some blasted day coming along and barging about the place. — Douglas Adams

The tranquilizers he had been given had worn off, leaving him with a drug hangover and a bitter grudge against the entire world. — Wilbur Smith

Larry woke up with a hangover that was not too bad, a mouth that tasted as if a baby dragon had used it for a potty chair — Stephen King

For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky. — Eddie Condon

I shook my head to test for a hangover but it seemed that my alcohol-processing enzymes had done their job adequately. — Graeme Simsion

I'm getting too elderly to travel the length of the country for a free hangover. — Rosamunde Pilcher

He did not walk in beauty like the night. In fact, he slouched in warthog ugly like a Hangover Monday in Barstow, — Carsten Stroud

Breaking a fast feels like the exact opposite of a hangover. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift ... The hangover comes the day after. — Joyce Brothers

She bought a pint of whiskey and woke to discover that she had managed to construct a presentable hangover for herself on the morning of 1 January. — William Boyd

A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking. — Lemmy Kilmister

If you believe in Reincarnation, so my life has to be a hangover of my last one! — Fereidoon Yazdi

The hangover became a part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I very carefully levered up an eyelid and shut it again fast. A merciless sunbeam had squirted straight in, making my brain bleed. — Kyril Bonfiglioli

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. — Ellen DeGeneres

I woke up on my sister's couch with a raging hangover and an urge to kill my wife. — Gillian Flynn

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth? — Richard Pryor

The hangover: such a cure, she thinks, for overthinking. — Naomi Wood

(a hangover without a head to torment is like a philanthropist without an institution to endow), — Tom Robbins

People who think a tax boost will cure inflation are the same ones who believe another drink will cure a hangover. — Ronald Reagan

Vitaly owns half a carton of Lucky Strikes, an electric guitar, and a hangover — Neal Stephenson

(Scientists haven't tested this, but I've come to find that a Gatorade, a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, and an Excedrin will cure any hangover.) "Hung — Amanda Hocking

Happiness is, waking up without a hangover. — Robert Black

Book Hangover - The inability to start a new books because you're still living in the last book's world. — Anonymous

Time was just a hangover from the past with no present meaning — Norman Maclean

The world was a bad joke dreamed up by the Almighty on an off-day. I've always felt myself that he probably had a hangover that morning. — Jack Higgins

Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell. — Brandon Sanderson

I'm not much of a drinker. I'm an eater more than a drinker. So I feel that I don't have to wait to get a hangover in order to eat these. — Nigella Lawson

Steam was rising weirdly from his clothes. His hangover was visible. It heaved itself to his shoulders and sat there like a bag of wet cement. — Markus Zusak

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. — Zach Galifianakis

It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. — Alan Garner

Modern civilization is a product of an energy binge. Binges often end in hangovers. — Alfred W. Crosby

It's crazy in just the difference it makes turning up to sound check without a hangover. — Ladyhawke

Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes. — John Waters

I've got a hangover, okay? So I'm not very ... It's not easy sometimes. — Kirsty Eagar

Laurent entered, an edge to his grace, like a leopard with a headache. — C.S. Pacat

The 1980s are to debt what the 1960s were to sex. The 1960s left a hangover. So will the 1980s. — James Grant

Life: What a party, what a hangover. — Daniel Younger

She was trying to get rid of a religious hangover. — Simone De Beauvoir

A phantom fish, half beaten to death, wriggled in my stomach. — Mike Mehalek

You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women. — Raymond Chandler

I had a hangover you could sell to science, — Bill Bryson

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative. — Mike Tyson

Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover. — Jimmy Breslin

I have a hangover that feels like someone let a cat loose inside my face. — Charles Yu

I've got a hangover."
"No, you hit your head on the floor."
"I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie. — Diana Wynne Jones

He left Himmel Street wearing his hangover and a suit. — Markus Zusak

i think that book just gave me a hangover — Me

The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man. — Ben Affleck

'The Hangover' was lightening in a bottle. We're aware of that. It went through the roof all over the world. — Todd Phillips

What in the world is a hangover cure? — Brian Wilson

A hangover is the wrath of grapes. — Dorothy Parker

I was conscious, then, of a different ache, deeper and more sharp than the feeling of bereavement that a hangover will sometimes uncover in the heart. — Michael Chabon

Love's an illusion. It's a dream you wake up from with an enormous hangover and net credit debt. I'd rather have cash. — Janet Fitch

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like. — Garrison Keillor

Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day. — Linda Sunshine

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. — Margaret Cho

'The Hangover' was, like, solid. I laughed a bit, you know. Seven out of 10, maybe. But I made it 32 minutes into 'Hangover 2' before I walked out. — Evan Goldberg

If it's possible to have a reading hangover, I have one. — Erika Swyler

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk. — Dorothy Parker

Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese. — Alan Garner

Grease is the only cure for a hangover. — Cameron Diaz

Having rebound sex to cure a heartbreak is like drinking alcohol to cure a hangover. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen

The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover — Jimmy Breslin

There are many things wrong with you. A hangover just isn't one of them. — Alethea Kontis

When I am ill or upset he jumps up on to the bed to curl up close beside me. But if I am in bed with a hangover he will have nothing to do with me. — Tracey Emin

Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not try to do those fancy financial instruments? — George W. Bush

I had a werewolf morning. Awoke with a rum hangover, imagined blood on the walls, and prayed to god it was mine. — Randy Wayne

The only cure for a real hangover is death. — Robert Benchley