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You do not need a boyfriend or a girlfriend to write an emotional poet; because poetry is beyond hooks and holes. — M.F. Moonzajer

Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend. — Janet Evanovich

Fuck a duck! The asshole has a girlfriend. Great! Just great. Which makes me that woman. The other woman. — Belle Aurora

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said. — Rachel Caine

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. — Daniel Bruhl

I think it's less common in France that a man at the age of 50 buys a Porsche and gets a young girlfriend. — Carine Roitfeld

When you're 17 in the suburbs and know only three gay people, holding hands with your girlfriend is a proclamation. — Mary Lambert

When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. — Kim Raver

I'm always looking for a girlfriend. — Austin Mahone

The girls show up wearing nothing. I can't lie, I'm 16, I don't hate it. I don't have a girlfriend. — Justin Bieber

I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me. — Wissam Al Mana

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. — Amy Sedaris

I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation. — Jessica Alba

They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they abandoned for a pleasant if unexciting marriage to her sunnier, less mentally present sister coast. — Sari Botton

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love. — Jack Nicholson

There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you). — Nakia R. Laushaul

I would like to have a girlfriend who is more mature than my mental age. — Yuki

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell. — Jeanne Phillips

I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know? — Kanye West

For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together. — Rick Riordan

Wow, I didn't even hesitate to call her my girlfriend. That's a first. — Collette West

As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. — Timothy Ferriss

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles

I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too. — Brittany Murphy

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time. — Anthony Jeselnik

It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do. — Ashton Irwin

If a star football player can have a mythical girlfriend, why can't I have a mythical Congress? — Tina Brown

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend. — Dave Attell

I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said! — Dave Attell

I had a girlfriend once. All we ever talked about was our relationship. That's what we did instead of having one. — David Gilmour

Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has no interest in the little ink bunnies anymore. — Jay Crownover

Your girlfriend is a narcissistic bitch, and you're an indecisive coward. Congrats on creating a little human that's perfect. — Tarryn Fisher

You can put a girlfriend on a motorcycle, yes, but what about your children and your bridesmaids, and your mother-in-law? — Anne Fortier

I'm not the girl that sits at home on a Saturday night plaiting her girlfriend's hair, drinking tea and watching romantic comedies. — Ricki-Lee Coulter

My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend - big mistake. Now I'm single, so London should be really good. I'm excited. — Ryan Lochte

When your girlfriend broke your heart, don't even say a word, just smile because she gives you the opportunity to find someone better than her. — Werley Nortreus

The most terrifying thing in the world was having to give a speech at my girlfriend's wedding. I was physically shaking and sweating the entire time. — Lindy Booth

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend. — Phil Ochs

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached. — Phyllis Schlafly

I'm a fashion designer. I don't want to be defined as someone's girlfriend. — L'Wren Scott

Art is a great means of self-discovery. One of the things that appealed to me in the beginning was that it was a great way to get girlfriends. — Malcolm Morley

There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend. — Zach Galifianakis

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff

Understandably she had a lot of suitors, just like any other girls in China with two arms and legs. — Vann Chow

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

'Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion can offer, and I think we point the way. We are, you know, a glamorous girlfriend. — Anna Wintour

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap. — Mitch Hedberg

I think that's my new band name," Shane said. "Asshat and Nerd Girlfriend. It's got a ring to it. — Rachel Caine

Trying to shoot your girlfriend is a pretty solid way of saying 'It's Over — Kelley York

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness? — Dov Davidoff

Not to be confused with Spider-Man's other girlfriend Mary Jane Watson, who is a skank and doesn't love him like I do. — Emma Stone

My ex-girlfriend Lisa once said that every woman wants the same thing in a relationship: to be adored. — Neil Strauss

There's nothing better than a glass of wine, a girlfriend, and a long talk. — Karen Fairchild

Oh no, was I to be one of those girls who gets attacked by a jealous girlfriend? — Jenna Elizabeth Johnson

My girlfriend thinks I look like a reptile - it's not the best. — Andy Murray

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise! - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug) — D.J. MacHale

Love is like a promise. Once you break it.. it doesn't come back unless you really fight for it. — Caitlin Rose

What the hell! Either you have to get a girlfriend or you will be considered a gay. — M.F. Moonzajer

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair. — Emo Philips

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd

My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. — Alison Moyet

Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic. — Ron Childress

I went to church. It didn't help. In those days that was the best place to meet a girlfriend. In church! All of us praying to be different. — Jeffrey Eugenides

A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas

Wouldn't it be a waste to not try and stay with the one I liked? — Cara McKenna

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge

It was romance though that compelled me, not lust; I wanted to lose myself in a woman, to have an ally, a partner, a girlfriend. — Anonymous

Youth is like a fickle girlfriend. We can't understand or value her until she goes off with someone else, never to return. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there. — Stephanie Sigman

You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me. — Bree Despain

Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner. — Linda Morris

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX? — Vincent H. O'Neil

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff

You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry) — Megan Applegate

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn't need therapy. — Larry David

What is Love? It is a long followed companionship of two souls. — Rajasaraswathii

My girlfriend just bought a ruler from Smiths. Heaven knows I'm measurable now. — Sixth Form Poet

I'm not a player! I'm the girlfriend type! I always have girlfriends. — Kevin Connolly

London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with. — Lapo Elkann

He always had a different girlfriend and you could tell they were all easy but a nun would turn easy at one look at Luke. — Kristen Ashley

I really think I need to find a home. I don't know if that includes a girlfriend or not, but first I need to find a home, definitely. — Jens Lekman

I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend. — Rupert Grint

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting. — Emmy Rossum

It's easier to have parents if you've got a girlfriend. — Nick Hornby

I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase. — Mark Gatiss

My nose!" he screams, blood gushing between his fingers. "She broke my freakin' nose!"
A rush of pride courses through me. That's my girlfriend. — David Estes

I wanted a new label. One that said: girlfriend who will do anything to be tied, spanked, and fucked all over rather than adored. — Pepper Winters

More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times. — John McAfee

Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because my first love was tennis. — Boris Becker

I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels! — Austin Butler

On the basis of being a woman, by playing an alien, I avoid playing someone's girlfriend here on Earth because that's a bit of a canker sore. — Zoe Saldana

My first girlfriend in high school, I had a girlfriend in grade school, but my first girlfriend in high school was Mare Winningham, very fine actress. — Val Kilmer

If I got a girlfriend, I'd feed her playfully all of the time. — Niall Horan

You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. "If that's what you want."
"I want." Remy grinned. — Veronica Blade