A Duck Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about A Duck

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'Vegetarian' is a slippery word. I don't eat cheese, I don't eat duck - the point is I'm vegan. — Grace Slick

He puffed out his pigeon chest and waddled across the room towards me. With his feet pointing outwards, he looked like a fat duck with a grievance. — Chris Thrall

Be like a duck . . . keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. - Unknown — Jolene Brackey

Fuck a duck! The asshole has a girlfriend. Great! Just great. Which makes me that woman. The other woman. — Belle Aurora

Wiggle like a stick, wobble like a duck, that's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck. — Chubby Checker

What did you think of him?" Cade asked.
"Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond. — Christopher Farnsworth

If you want a chicken to be a duck, and a duck to be a chicken, you will suffer. — Ajahn Chah

If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile. — Mark Twain

Well hellfire save matches, fuck a duck and see what hatches! — Steven Tyler

Sitting in a church building doesn't make you a Christian, just like sitting in a duck blind doesn't make you a duck hunter. — Jase Robertson

Platitudes and generalities roll of the human understanding like water from a duck — Claude C. Hopkins

You learn real early to make a film and then duck, and basically that's how I go about it. — Alan Rudolph

That's the role... you know the droll... you just learn how to draw a drone. — Deyth Banger

To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that. — Phil Robertson

Rat-a-tat-tat."
"Quack." — Kate Angell

...I have a magical duck-kitten. — Kelley York

What do you think? she asked, pouting her lips attempting to imitate a model . . . or a duck. I wasn't sure which. — Jamie McGuire

The framers gave us the Second Amendment not so we could go deer or duck hunting but to give us a modicum of protection against congressional tyranny. — Walter E. Williams

Swam ashore, man, like a duck; I can swim like a duck, I'll be sworn. — William Shakespeare

I was a sitting duck myself, and Arthur had a map of my nerves. — Tobias Wolff

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. — Si Robertson

If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it could be a really ugly swan. — Timmothy Radman

I do not walk like a duck. — Cassandra Clare

To some people, I may seem calm. But if you could peer beneath the surface, you would see that I'm like a duck
paddling, paddling, paddling. — Scott Stossel

Because human beings suffer so much more than ducks."
"You might not think so if you were a duck. — Michel Faber

Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl. Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck? — Anne Hathaway

Lowell's an odd duck," Peterson said. "He's a loner. He reads books. — Lee Child

Be brave," she said. "It's not a duck, is it?" He — Cassandra Clare

Confused and Stunned, like a duck hit on the head. — Abraham Lincoln

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor. — Cody Lundin

He's an odd duck
but he's a good kid, with a good heart. — Lisa Scottoline

To begin cooking duck at one in the morning is one of the finest acts of madness that can be undertaken by a human being who is not mad. — Manuel Vazquez Montalban

Grandma pulled a .44 magnum out of her purse. Everybody duck, and I'll shoot out his tires. — Janet Evanovich

The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck. — Mike Pence

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, you're probably in the wrong bathroom. — Robert Leland Taylor

If a woman is successful, she'd better duck, because they'll be out to get her. — Leona Helmsley

Everything needs a mirror to see what to change and what to love in itself, even a rock or a duck, everything! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath. — Bill Cosby

My voice was jus' a duck fart in a hurrycane. — David Mitchell

Lord love a duck. — Carolyn Brown

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed. — Coolio

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread. — Mitch Hedberg

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck. — Jodi Picoult

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they. — Bill Bailey

If you keep your feathers well oiled the water of criticism will run off as from a duck's back. — Ellen Swallow Richards

To act choicelessly is to act in accord with the situation. If someone throws a rock, you duck. — Rami M. Shapiro

Don't tell them you're not a Marxist, darling, we saw Duck Soup together at the Rialto just last week. — Pansy Schneider-Horst

If your mother likes your drawing of a duck and hangs it on the refrigerator, that doesn't mean it's good."
"Snob," Sam said. — Michael Thomas Ford

Darkwing Duck and Don Karnage are the most fun to do, because they're both probably the closest to me - I kinda improvise a lot of them, kinda ad lib. — Jim Cummings

Don't quack like a duck, soar like an eagle. — Ken Blanchard

The Egyptian duck is a dangerous animal: one snap of its beak and you are infected with Egyptology for life. — Auguste Mariette

I think we need to come up with a child-friendly phrase for f-u-c-k off."
"Duck off?"
"Exactly. Braden, duck off, you sarcastic dastard. — Samantha Young

Music must be listened to; it is not enough to hear it. A duck hears also. — Igor Stravinsky

Be a duck, remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath. — Michael Caine

Peppermint stimulates brain activity and makes you concentrate better. Put a little peppermint oil under your nose or in a candle to get the benefits. — Eric Duck

My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck. — Alan Sugar

Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck — Barry Cryer

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck. — Adam Sandler

Just because one likes to cook up a great meal or decorate their home doesn't mean they have to do it with granite counter tops and duck a l'orange. — Nadia Giosia

Superpowers, don't always make you a superhero. - Duck — Michael Grant

Yeah, well, not many boys take their girls out on a duck shoot with them as target for a first date. You have to give me points for style. — Joss Stirling

It's a bit like a fledgeling duck, finding your flippers. — Martin Freeman

He was probably stud duck at the Rotary Club cookouts. I could have taken him while whistling the Michigan fight song and balancing a seal on my nose. — Robert B. Parker

Here I was looking for symbolism and metaphors and um ... sometimes a duck is just a duck!
Mr. Tushman — R.J. Palacio

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. — David Hallberg

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. — Manoj Arora

There's a huge fucking missile launcher in our backyard and apparently the only thing between us and Armageddon is some guy who's afraid of a duck. — Louise Penny

When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck. — Penelope Cruz

Well, fuck a duck. — Henry Miller

I don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a duck. So I shake my butt. — Dan Gutman

Oh, and you accuse me of flattery! Here I waddle about like a fat old duck and you try to tell me I'm lovely. — Robin Hobb

Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. — Hans Christian Andersen

Wait, was that Mal Ericson from Stage Dive?
Fuck a duck, it was. — Kylie Scott

The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot! — Brian Spellman

I think some people think that being on television makes you a sitting duck, but you have the right to remain private. — Amanda Burton

And do all Hell-Bards waddle like a duck, or is it just you? — Susan Dennard

The artist's task is to become a successful eccentric, a strange but wise duck able to venture out of solitary confinement and mingle among society. — Eric Maisel

Like a duck on the pond. On the surface everything looks calm, but beneath the water those little feet are churning a mile a minute. — Gene Hackman

For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101. — Charles B. Rangel

you should never bet money on a boxer who crosses himself before a fight, because any fighter relying on the grace of god is a dead duck. — Peter Murphy

I know, I know. I rescued him and he's bonded to me like a baby duck. — Laurell K. Hamilton

You may call an eletric eel a rubber duck but that does not make it a rubber duck and god help the poor bastard who takes a bath with the duckie — Cassandra Clare

Well, yes, I call it the Expando-Duck. It's perfect if you need a small metal duck. Or a larger metal duck. — Rick Riordan

Never trust a duck. — Cassandra Clare

Unable to resist, she said, "Mortals also go there to worship a mouse god. His likeness is everywhere. There's a duck demigod too. — Kresley Cole

For me to go to America - which I find such a positive place - well, I took to it like a duck to water. — Victoria Beckham

I've always said the rubber duck is a yellow catalyst. — Florentijn Hofman

I don't love duck nails, where the nails are really wide on top. I am not a fan of that! — Adrienne Bailon

Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly. — Tara Sivec

If you are going to be a successful duck hunter, you must go where the ducks are. — Bear Bryant

Chess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck. — Bobby Fischer

I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck. — Michelle Pfeiffer

A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of conservation's greatest assets — Nash Buckingham

Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care. — Paul Feig

A confident leader is like a duck. Above the water, he is calm and poised while below the water, he is driven by a flurry of focused activity. — Todd Stocker

My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched a famous duck. — Henri De Toulouse-Lautrec

You don't have a snail problem, you have a duck deficiency. — Bill Mollison

How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck? — Caitlin Kittredge

I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that. — Jonathan Ashworth