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Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again. — Miranda Lambert

You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. — Mike Tyson

I loathe conflict, and I loathe not getting along well with people, so I always try very hard to be on the best terms with the people I work with. — Joan Collins

There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you). — Nakia R. Laushaul

The best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores. — Al McGuire

Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he asked the air over his head. "I finally meet someone I like and she turns out to be crazy. — Lili St. Crow

I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you. — Crystal Woods

We must just stay awake and see evil done for a little while it's not always. — William Faulkner

Abstain from all sinful, unwholesome actions, perform only pious wholesome ones, purify the mind; this is the teaching of enlightened ones — Gautama Buddha

Good roles are hard to come by, and whether they're a few lines or a lead, you snap 'em up when they come along. — Charlie Hunnam

Such crimes has superstition caused. — Lucretius

All atheists must examine the Non Aggression Principle. — Stefan Molyneux

The Count commenced to cough into his napkin, as he had determined long ago that this was the most effective means of removing wine from his windpipe. — Amor Towles

My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment. — Emo Philips

The third one is culturing the mind. One who has never meditated has no right to even touch the book of Ashtavakra. — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

Judge them not equally. — Seth Grahame-Smith

No one looks back and regrets leaving this world. What's regretted is how real we thought it was. — Rumi

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds. — Courtney Allison Moulton

As we give the gifts of compassion and humility, our lives become demonstrations of the truth of God's Word. — Floyd McClung

You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry) — Megan Applegate