A Crab Quotes: top 43 famous quotes about A Crab

A Crab Quotes & Sayings

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After he died, my mother was like a crab: she tucked everything inside and left only her shell. — Kathleen Glasgow

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. — Bill Meyer

New England crab apple of a man whose motto was "Eat it up; wear it out; make it do; do without — Richard Dunlop

A pound of Alaskan king crab legs and buffalo shrimp = happy Travie. — Travie McCoy

If a D.C. event doesn't have crab cakes, it's low-rent and you need to flee. — Tony Hale

I am a crab. I am thinking crabby thoughts. I am tightening my grip on this rock with my big red pincers. — Yahtzee Croshaw

It's always a good idea to chill your crab cake mixture for a few hours, or even overnight, before frying because they'll hold together better. — Tom Douglas

There is an animal inside me,
clutching fast to my heart,
a huge crab. — Anne Sexton

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again! — Russell Means

It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream. — Heston Blumenthal

You cannot make a crab walk straight. — Aristophanes

Be as fast as Usain Bolt, the winner is the winner, even if he crawls like a crab, his destiny is unshakable. — Michael Bassey Johnson

I am a hollow shell, the crab's died, there's nothing left inside. Don't they know that? — George R R Martin

Sweet, delicious Dungeness crab is always a treat. — Tom Douglas

Man is nothing but a coagulation of mud and shit ... equipped with instincts lower than those of the pig or crab-louse — Flaubert

There are no small number of people in this world who, solitary by nature, always try to go back into their shell like a hermit crab or a snail. — Anton Chekhov

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight. — Aristophanes

Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That's the way the mind of man operates. — H.L. Mencken

I got an alibi, just in case you think I did it. Tighter than a crab's ass, and that is air tight. — James Ellroy

Our last deed, like the young of the land crab, wends its way to the sea of cause and effect as soon as born, and makes a drop there to eternity. — Henry David Thoreau

It doesn't seem too unusual to have a live hermit crab here in Atlantic City, but when you think I brought it all the way from Texas, it's unusual. — Phyllis George

My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn. — Tori Amos

I've always wanted to be a giant space crab. — Gabe Newell

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. — Karlie Kloss

Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes. — Mark Teixeira

Religion must always be a crab fruit; it cannot be grafted, and keep its wild beauty. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some versions of crab cakes are mostly crabmeat lightly bound with egg, but I'm a firm believer that a crab cake should contain bread crumbs. — Tom Douglas

I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab. — Dougie Poynter

Through searching out origins, one becomes a crab. The historian looks backwards, and finally he also believes backwards. — Friedrich Nietzsche

You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake. — Orson Scott Card

He fell off the table like a crab looking for the sea. — Charles Bukowski

Gonzo, the enlightened hippy-biker island god, was a hermit in every sense of the word; a hermit crab and this island was his shell. — Jonathan Dunne

A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways. — Mark Twain

I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny. — Dane Cook

Fucking pyromanic, Crazier'n a male crab, that one. — Abigail Roux

A poem is a skeletal shape. When I say it to you, I am dropping the empty shell of a crab into your warm, green ocean... — Jeffrey L. Hollman

O.K. I'm running out of appetite. Let this swirl - a bit like Crab Nebula - do for now. — Charles Olson

The highest treason a crab can commit is to make a leap for the rim of the bucket. — Steven Pressfield

Zinedine Zidane could be a champion sumo wrestler. He can run like a crab or a gazelle. — Howard Wilkinson

A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice. — David Gerrold

Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie? — Kathy Reichs

A lizard fucks a crab and nine months later a turtle pops out. It's called evolution. — Anthony Marra

4. Q: What did the oyster say to the crab when he took his pearl? A: Don't be so shellfish! — Wally Pleasant