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Idealists are either blind or clowns; because they think it is possible to have a beautiful world with asshole creatures like humans.
— M.F. Moonzajer
The cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make people take him for a fool, must not be one.
— Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
I was a timid little guy when I was a kid. I used humor as a defense; I became the class clown. But deep inside, I felt real vulnerable.
— Mike Huckabee
All of Dwayne's books are like a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except the bacon is actually bacon on a Happy Clown Burger sandwich.
— Christina McMullen
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
— Dennis Miller
I'm secretly afraid of clowns. But it's not a secret now ... dang.
— Hayley Williams
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a clown. I didn't want to be an actor, I wanted to join the circus and entertain people.
— Eric Stonestreet
He referred to the human brain as a clown car parked between our ears. Open the doors and the clowns pile out.
— Karen Joy Fowler
Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.
— Douglas Coupland
He said that the only decent German philosopher was Lichtenberg, who was less a philosopher than the ultimate jokester and clown.
— Roberto Bolano
I was always kind of a loudmouth and a class clown, and that kind of led to doing all the school plays and trying out all kinds of different stuff.
— Dustin Milligan
Vulgarity is a necessary part of a complete author's equipment; and the clown is sometimes the best part of the circus.
— George Bernard Shaw
I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.
— Amy Sedaris
The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it.
— Osbert Sitwell
I am so freaked our right now, you could pull a clown out of my ass and I wouldn't be at all surprised
— John Green
I think we all have the urge to be a clown, whether we know it or not.
— Ernest Borgnine
I've always been a clown trapped in a leading man's body.
— James Van Der Beek
Perhaps once he had been a good clown. A noble clown. But he'd stolen Randall's chainsaw, and had to die.
— Blake Crouch
A drunken but exceedingly depressed German clown from Munich entertained the public.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
It Follows, can become a great story....
So far the "Clown", is awesome it shows something incredible... — Deyth Banger
I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.
— Charlie Day
You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it!
— Sofia Vergara
I have a penchant for playing God's clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God's clown.
— Stephen Lang
A clown makes you laugh it doesn't mean he knows how to perform a surgery.
— Kambiz Shabankareh
I always tell people that if you get upset over what someone says, imagine him or her with a clown's nose on and you won't get so angry.
— Bernie Glassman
Satan, you clown, you want to dissolve me with your charms. Well, I want it. I want it! Stab me with a pitchfork, sprinkle me with fire!
— Arthur Rimbaud
Nobody likes a clown at midnight
— Stephen King
I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.
— Joaquin Andujar
I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years.
— Hugh Jackman
I'm 23 but I got a brain like I'm 32 man, switched the numbers around. Smart kid too, straight-A student, I was just a class clown.
— Adrien Broner
I am a clown, just without the painted smile.
— Chevy Chase
It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown
— Jase Robertson
My paranoia wasn't always right, but just to be on the safe side, I never went to sleep with a clown in the room.
— Mark Henwick
I hate clowns and I would never do anything getting near a clown, I can't go to the circus.
— Ty Simpkins
I really wasn't a class clown.
— Kevin James
The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.
— Victor Garber
Even a light-colored shirt or blouse or clown makeup can cause a reflection on the monitor, obscuring some of the data displayed.
— Randall Whitehead
I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.
— Darrell Hammond
I was always a bit of a class clown.
— Paula Pell
I'm not a clown but I'm not an academic either.
— Tom Verlaine
You are so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.
— THE CLOWN FACTORY
I may be an idiot," he said gravely, "but I would never eat a hamburger cooked by a clown.
— Anthony Marra
I want taquitos and a clown with no head!
— Jhonen Vasquez
I was a class clown, but I'm not a bully.
— Kevin Dillon
As a kid I was always a bit of a clown, a performer.
— Simon Baker
I remember, as a child, loving it when my mom laughed, but I was definitely not a class clown.
— Brooke Nevin
I was just school class clown and that was it. Someday I'll get a job as a cab driver or whatever.
— John Leguizamo
Heuristic is an algorithm in a clown suit. It's less predictable, it's more fun, and it comes without a 30-day, money-back guarantee.
— Steve McConnell
A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself.
— Matthew Lillard
I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown.
— Jacqueline MacInnes Wood
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
— Groucho Marx
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people.
— Laurie Notaro
I think music should be tarted up, made into a prostitute, a parody of itself. It should be the clown, the Pierrot medium.
— David Bowie
I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.
— Andy Samberg
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
— Bernie Mac
I'm secretly a clown, or maybe it's not much of a secret! I'm a little putzo, as the Italians say - a little bit loopy.
— Matthew Settle
What's the use of a clown who doesn't subvert?
— Kirsty Logan
I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?
— Jesse Ball
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
All the world loves a clown.
— Cole Porter
Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown.
— Daniel Tosh
Well, the clown suit is a riot, too.
— Michael Chiklis
When the German propaganda tries to be winsome it is like a clown with homicidal mania - ludicrous and terrifying both at once.
— Sylvia Townsend Warner
Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo
— THE CLOWN FACTORY
You never have a comedian who hasn't got a very deep strain of sadness within him or her. Every great clown has been very near to tragedy.
— Margaret Rutherford
There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.
— Dana Gould
Nothing is more unbecoming to a teacher of the Word than flippancy. He must be serious and should not act like a clown.
— Martin Luther
People like eccentrics. Therefore they will leave me alone, saying that I am a mad clown.
— Vaslav Nijinsky
For a long time, I debated about whether I would make movies or join the circus and work as a clown.
— Denis Lavant
The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than of twenty asses laden with drugs.
— Thomas Sydenham
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?
— Joe Pesci
I got through my teen years by being a bit of a clown.
— Diane Cilento
Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock.
— Craig Stone
As a child, I was hyper, I was a clown and I was sensitive. Today I'm all of the above, except I've refrained from bouncing off the walls.
— Nadine Velazquez
