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Idealists are either blind or clowns; because they think it is possible to have a beautiful world with asshole creatures like humans. — M.F. Moonzajer

The cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make people take him for a fool, must not be one. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

I was a timid little guy when I was a kid. I used humor as a defense; I became the class clown. But deep inside, I felt real vulnerable. — Mike Huckabee

All of Dwayne's books are like a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except the bacon is actually bacon on a Happy Clown Burger sandwich. — Christina McMullen

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. — Dennis Miller

Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He's an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability. — Douglas Wood

I'm secretly afraid of clowns. But it's not a secret now ... dang. — Hayley Williams

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a clown. I didn't want to be an actor, I wanted to join the circus and entertain people. — Eric Stonestreet

He referred to the human brain as a clown car parked between our ears. Open the doors and the clowns pile out. — Karen Joy Fowler

Though the clown is often deadpan, he is a connoisseur of laughter. — Mel Gussow

It wouldn't be right for me to clown around when I'm painting a president. — Norman Rockwell

I would rather dance as a ballerina, though faultily, than as a flawless clown. — Margaret Atwood

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky. — Douglas Coupland

He said that the only decent German philosopher was Lichtenberg, who was less a philosopher than the ultimate jokester and clown. — Roberto Bolano

No one likes a clown who reminds them of why they hate ice-cream-truck music. — Sloane Crosley

I was always kind of a loudmouth and a class clown, and that kind of led to doing all the school plays and trying out all kinds of different stuff. — Dustin Milligan

I think of game development as a clown car moving through tall grass, — Ken Rolston

Vulgarity is a necessary part of a complete author's equipment; and the clown is sometimes the best part of the circus. — George Bernard Shaw

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters. — Amy Sedaris

The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it. — Osbert Sitwell

I am so freaked our right now, you could pull a clown out of my ass and I wouldn't be at all surprised — John Green

I think we all have the urge to be a clown, whether we know it or not. — Ernest Borgnine

I often do very serious roles, but really I am a big clown. — Rose Byrne

I've always been a clown trapped in a leading man's body. — James Van Der Beek

Perhaps once he had been a good clown. A noble clown. But he'd stolen Randall's chainsaw, and had to die. — Blake Crouch

A drunken but exceedingly depressed German clown from Munich entertained the public. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. — Charlie Day

You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it! — Sofia Vergara

I have a penchant for playing God's clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God's clown. — Stephen Lang

I was always the clown in school. I had a personal put down sense of humor. I wasn't vindictive. I didn't make fun of people. — Jim Dale

A clown makes you laugh it doesn't mean he knows how to perform a surgery. — Kambiz Shabankareh

I always tell people that if you get upset over what someone says, imagine him or her with a clown's nose on and you won't get so angry. — Bernie Glassman

Satan, you clown, you want to dissolve me with your charms. Well, I want it. I want it! Stab me with a pitchfork, sprinkle me with fire! — Arthur Rimbaud

Nobody likes a clown at midnight — Stephen King

I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy. — Joaquin Andujar

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' — Tommy Cooper

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years. — Hugh Jackman

I'm 23 but I got a brain like I'm 32 man, switched the numbers around. Smart kid too, straight-A student, I was just a class clown. — Adrien Broner

PROPAGANDA (PROP-A-GANDER)

An evil grin behind a smiling clown's mask

Kamil Ali — Kamil Ali

I am a clown, just without the painted smile. — Chevy Chase

A clown I knew who was retiring from Ringling Brothers gave me his giant shoes, and somebody else made me a clown suit. — Wavy Gravy

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown — Jase Robertson

My paranoia wasn't always right, but just to be on the safe side, I never went to sleep with a clown in the room. — Mark Henwick

I hate clowns and I would never do anything getting near a clown, I can't go to the circus. — Ty Simpkins

I really wasn't a class clown. — Kevin James

The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown. — Victor Garber

Even a light-colored shirt or blouse or clown makeup can cause a reflection on the monitor, obscuring some of the data displayed. — Randall Whitehead

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown. — Darrell Hammond

I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck. — Joan Rivers

I was always a bit of a class clown. — Paula Pell

I'm not a clown but I'm not an academic either. — Tom Verlaine

I'ma be here for a while. None of these clowns can hurt me. — J. Cole

You are so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering. — THE CLOWN FACTORY

I may be an idiot," he said gravely, "but I would never eat a hamburger cooked by a clown. — Anthony Marra

I want taquitos and a clown with no head! — Jhonen Vasquez

I was a class clown, but I'm not a bully. — Kevin Dillon

As a kid I was always a bit of a clown, a performer. — Simon Baker

I remember, as a child, loving it when my mom laughed, but I was definitely not a class clown. — Brooke Nevin

I was just school class clown and that was it. Someday I'll get a job as a cab driver or whatever. — John Leguizamo

Heuristic is an algorithm in a clown suit. It's less predictable, it's more fun, and it comes without a 30-day, money-back guarantee. — Steve McConnell

A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself. — Matthew Lillard

I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown. — Jacqueline MacInnes Wood

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. — Groucho Marx

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres

Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people. — Laurie Notaro

I think music should be tarted up, made into a prostitute, a parody of itself. It should be the clown, the Pierrot medium. — David Bowie

The medical clown connects with patients in a way that is markedly different from the rest of their experience in the hospital. — Jeff Raz

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling. — Andy Samberg

A wise man can play the part of a clown, but a clown can't play the part of a wise man. — Malcolm X

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown. — Bernie Mac

Heaven wouldn't be like this earth, this tormented earth ruled by evil forces that tossed humanity to and fro like a slow clown in a two-bit rodeo. — Joe LaFlam

I'm secretly a clown, or maybe it's not much of a secret! I'm a little putzo, as the Italians say - a little bit loopy. — Matthew Settle

What's the use of a clown who doesn't subvert? — Kirsty Logan

I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown. — Nora Dunn

All the world loves a clown. — Cole Porter

I was just a quiet kid, really. I wasn't the class clown at all. — Greg Kinnear

Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown. — Daniel Tosh

Well, the clown suit is a riot, too. — Michael Chiklis

When the German propaganda tries to be winsome it is like a clown with homicidal mania - ludicrous and terrifying both at once. — Sylvia Townsend Warner

Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo — THE CLOWN FACTORY

You never have a comedian who hasn't got a very deep strain of sadness within him or her. Every great clown has been very near to tragedy. — Margaret Rutherford

There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare. — Dana Gould

Nothing is more unbecoming to a teacher of the Word than flippancy. He must be serious and should not act like a clown. — Martin Luther

People like eccentrics. Therefore they will leave me alone, saying that I am a mad clown. — Vaslav Nijinsky

For a long time, I debated about whether I would make movies or join the circus and work as a clown. — Denis Lavant

A clown on a throne is still a clown. A king in rags is still a king. — C. JoyBell C.

Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown. — Rainn Wilson

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown. — Jeff Foxworthy

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than of twenty asses laden with drugs. — Thomas Sydenham

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? — Joe Pesci

I would borrow my mom's red Borghese lipstick and smear it on like a clown! — Brooke Burns

I've been other things beside a clown. I have sold insurance, too. — Truman Capote

I got through my teen years by being a bit of a clown. — Diane Cilento

Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock. — Craig Stone

As a child, I was hyper, I was a clown and I was sensitive. Today I'm all of the above, except I've refrained from bouncing off the walls. — Nadine Velazquez

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. — Malcolm Muggeridge

You see, this heart, won't settle down; just like a child, running, scared, from a clown. — Demi Lovato